Legally, what is the better option Marriage or cohabitation?

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Mon Aug 13, 2012 2:14 am

For those of you that are happily married for years then that's really cool.

The reason I'm asking this is because I've been hearing from a lot of former classmates and we're coming up on our 30th HS reunion. It's amazig to hear how many MD's Atty's, pilots, business owners etc. are divorced and/or want to be free from their marriages.

I was talking to a buddy from USC and roommate when we flew in the USN that flies for one of the big 3 airlines. He tells me everyday how badly he wants out of that marriage as his wife spends his money into oblivion. She was a knockout when they got married. Another buddy is a millionaire and has everything. I've known these guys and their wives since we were in high school.

These guys are miserable and believe it or not, they envy me. (If I show them those pics they might reconsider. They love how I have zero responsibility, no kids, and no hassle.

The reason I'm bringing this topic up is because I was engaged years ago and got my ring back. I forgot all about it and sold it last week for a couple grand cash. I heard this bit on the Howard Stern Show a few years back about this thing called a "Real Doll." I looked at that website yesterday and thought if you had $6500 laying around is a better option than buying a $4000 ring and getting sued for a divorce and child support.

So, it seems marriage is Russian Roulette due to the legal system. Cohabitation seems like a better choice... and for DC Smackmaster those Real Dolls look gang bangable. It's creepy but with enough booze, I may stop taking trev out if those are what they say.

Anyway, I know a lot of you have been divorced and was curious how you would go about it with your prior knowledge of getting reamed by the legal system. Marriage, cohabitate, whores, or a Real Doll?

BTW, shit trolls... don't bother. I own you.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Mon Aug 13, 2012 2:21 am

Your friends envy a guy who's contemplating settling down with a sex doll? Those guys must be huge fucking losers. The words, "At least you're AP" should never, EVER be uttered.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Mon Aug 13, 2012 2:38 am

this gets funnier each time you read it.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Mon Aug 13, 2012 2:42 am

Atomic Punk wrote:These guys are miserable and believe it or not, they envy me. (If I show them those pics they might reconsider. They love how I have zero responsibility, no kids, and no hassle.

Nothing says great parenting like wishing your kids never existed. Are you sure in your drunken state, you got their message right? These dudes wish they were a cross-dressing alcoholic nomad?

Atomic Punk wrote:BTW, shit trolls... don't bother. I own you.

Bro, your only assets are your innate ability to pound a jug handle of booze everyday and a cooky eye. Besides a his/her underwear drawer, you pwn nothing. Not a damned thing.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Mon Aug 13, 2012 2:54 am

AP, what beer were you on when you decided to share your "Hey, maybe a fuck doll as a wife isn't a bad way to go" idea with your buddies here at T1B?

Anyway, many thanks!

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Mon Aug 13, 2012 2:59 am

88 wrote:<---- Married 22+ years. Hoping I live to make 75.

28 here, hope I make it to 29.

75? shit, I doubt I'll live that long, much less be married that long.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Mon Aug 13, 2012 3:00 am

Atomic Punk wrote:It's creepy but with enough booze,

Shouldn't be a problem then. Just pretend like you're mashing the submit button.

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Mon Aug 13, 2012 3:05 am

<---- MrsO and I celebrate #49 on 8/31. There have been a few speed bumps, all my fault. Rack her for steering the ship and keeping it on course. Hope to take her to Ireland and England next year for a 50th anniversary vacation. Marriage can work--people are frail and need to work at it.
Rack you and Mrs88, I never thought 50 was doable, but 75 is probably out of the question for me.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Mon Aug 13, 2012 3:27 am

As I've predicted from the Playa Haytas Ball the usual suspects chimed in. Just missing the shit trolls signing out then back in.

So this seems to be a sore subject for those that couldn't get laid in a morgue or afford a female sex doll.

1 - ucunt, I see you've immediately cum to the rescue of MgBl0w. The only sex option ucunt has is KC Scrote. You've had a chance to score for once in your life dude with your high pitched voiced/baldness dude. Anal sex was an option and that's the closest thing your peeter will ever feel besides your left and right hands.

2 - poptart, nice to see you back. When did you decide to go Asian back in the day? They have smooth skin but there are consequences. They have porcupine bushes, but that shouldn't matter to a short-dicked guy that has to use sex toys to please the dog eaters.

3 - Bacefelchized, your sex life consists of you hitting up White Castle and "rubbing one out" before the cheese on the 12 sliders cools off... you red-head beaten step-child.

4 - MgBl0w, to the point... reconsider your sexual options as you currently have none.

To those of you that responded with legit responses, props to you. Seriously, I keep hearing these guys complain about marriage and others about divorce. I didn't know it was that widespread... like ucunts ass.

Maybe an attorney or two can talk about the option of marriage versus living with a chick and not getting taken to the cleaners.

pron · Post by **pron** » Mon Aug 13, 2012 3:33 am

Hey AP, you like blondes, brunettes, or red heads? White girls, orientals, blacks, what?

And can you put some (!) in the thread title?

pron · Post by **pron** » Mon Aug 13, 2012 3:47 am

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Mon Aug 13, 2012 3:54 am

88 wrote:AP, save your money:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLGICINDNz4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZVm6YaE ... re=related

You know, that is fucked up. Who thinks of this shit? It's too much work anyway. hahaha

Van · Post by **Van** » Mon Aug 13, 2012 3:57 am

So, what, are Toddowen and AP facing each other down now in the finals of some sort of unannounced T1B Shame Off?

lovebuzz · Post by **lovebuzz** » Mon Aug 13, 2012 4:00 am

ps: props to the married gentleman in this thread.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Mon Aug 13, 2012 4:03 am

pron wrote:

Holy fucking shit! I take that back about the Howard Stern thing. I apologize to the board for making a crack about it. BTW, pron that above doll over this looks of illegal age. I might delete that if I were you.

Now back to our regularly scheduled program...

Van · Post by **Van** » Mon Aug 13, 2012 4:32 am

Yep, you've always been engaged in a hopeless battle, trying to out-freak AP. How can you win when he's not even trolling?

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Mon Aug 13, 2012 5:43 am

Vangina wrote:Yep, you've always been engaged in a hopeless battle, trying to out-freak AP. How can you win when he's not even trolling?

This is actually a serious subject. I threw in the Howard Stern doll angle to mix it up. Sickened when I saw the video that people take those seriously. So that's out and I would say live whores are a better alternative.

If I was selling fishing lures I could tell you what to use, the wind direction, water temp, water depth and I'll catch most of my board "enemies" on the 1st cast. Vangina, I wanted to give you more cred.

Vangina, you have demonstrated that you're a miserable and pathetic jerk-off since these boards started. You and Bace were hatched from the same turd that was allowed to soak in 5 Hour Energy drinks.

BTW, are you happily married? Be honest because I know you'll deflect and lie. My point is that it's surprising to hear how many of my buddies wish they were single. You, on the other hand, felt compelled to come in and get abused because you want to impress the other posters that couldn't care less about you or myself.

Let's not forget you used to spend hours on the phone with fat Annie. Why are you so needy?

Van · Post by **Van** » Mon Aug 13, 2012 5:59 am

Per usual...

1. AP posts something unfathomably stupid, egotistical and embarrassing.

2. AP is duly mocked as a contemptible freak by all and sundry.

3. AP inexplicably claims 'bode.

Just another day and another shameless cuntpunch to the brain for good ol' AP, T1B's resident Board Urinal.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Mon Aug 13, 2012 10:10 am

Many would not be pleased to read this here, so here is the link to my serious response to your question, AP.

viewtopic.php?f=35&t=41451

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Aug 13, 2012 1:55 pm

Very happily married for 24 years. Probably helps that I sowed a few hundred hectares of wild oats before I settled down at the age of 35.

A Living Doll, AP? What, they don’t have a Living Dude?

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Mon Aug 13, 2012 1:59 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:A Living Doll, AP? What, they don’t have a Living Dude?

I believe the proper terminology is Living Action Figure. But I'll defer to AP, since he knows a helluva lot more about the subject than I ever will.

Imus · Post by **Imus** » Mon Aug 13, 2012 2:05 pm

Atomic Punk wrote:You know, that is fucked up. Who thinks of this shit? hahaha

You are truely a mental case. You're the one who brought it up, remember? Oh yeah, that was two hours prior, how Could you remember.

Jesus H. Christ, you are the very definition of Fucked Up.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Mon Aug 13, 2012 4:09 pm

KC Scott wrote:I think marriages were they have kids right off the bat tend to have more stress early on

Any tard who this they are the same is an iodot.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Mon Aug 13, 2012 7:24 pm

Ever get the feeling that in jr. high, AP put a "KICK ME" sign on his own back?

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Aug 13, 2012 7:39 pm

I suspect that the real AP succumbed years ago to either alcohol poisoning or AIDS, and that the admins here take turns throwing up ridiculous threads under his userid.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Mon Aug 13, 2012 7:57 pm

Smackie Chan wrote:
KC Scott wrote:I think marriages were they have kids right off the bat tend to have more stress early on
Any tard who this they are the same is an iodot.

RACK Smackie for originality in both syntax and speeling.

lovebuzz · Post by **lovebuzz** » Mon Aug 13, 2012 10:47 pm

AP wrote: You and Bace were hatched from the same turd that was allowed to soak in 5 Hour Energy drinks.

is that a catchphrase or epilepsy ?

Atomic Pantimedias wrote:BTW, are you happily married? Be honest because I know you'll deflect and lie.

pure class.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Mon Aug 13, 2012 11:16 pm

Atomic Punk wrote:My point is that it's surprising to hear how many of my buddies wish they were single.

Actually, the really surprising part was reading they wanted to walk around in your panties all day.

Not necessarily the 'single' part.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Tue Aug 14, 2012 12:02 am

Goober McTuber wrote:I suspect that the real AP succumbed years ago to either alcohol poisoning or AIDS, and that the admins here take turns throwing up ridiculous threads under his userid.

No, but that's actually a brilliant idea.

AP, please instruct a friend or family member to inform me of your passing the day you're found dangling from a noose made of lacy negligees in your studio apartment. Thanks, bro.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Tue Aug 14, 2012 4:32 am

Imus wrote:I have to use a shit troll to hide behind because I got my ass handed to me under my regular nick years ago.

I know. Sorry about that you fucking cowardly shit troll. Like I've said... every time you post, I win and you lose.

Left Seater · Post by **Left Seater** » Tue Aug 14, 2012 2:03 pm

Atomic Punk wrote:For those of you that are happily married for years then that's really cool.

The reason I'm asking this is because I've been hearing from a lot of former classmates and we're coming up on our 30th HS reunion. It's amazig to hear how many MD's Atty's, pilots, business owners etc. are divorced and/or want to be free from their marriages.

I was talking to a buddy from USC and roommate when we flew in the USN that flies for one of the big 3 airlines. He tells me everyday how badly he wants out of that marriage as his wife spends his money into oblivion. She was a knockout when they got married. Another buddy is a millionaire and has everything. I've known these guys and their wives since we were in high school.

These guys are miserable and believe it or not, they envy me. (If I show them those pics they might reconsider. They love how I have zero responsibility, no kids, and no hassle.

While college was a blast I don't have much desire to go back to those days. Closing down bars, struggling thru class the next day and or practice, trying to line up the date you want for Fri while juggling others in case the first choice is a no go, having to hang with some chic because your buddy is trying to get with her friend, condoms, all the damn time spent on the phone juggling these ladies, putting up with their issues, etc.

No thanks, give me another 50 years of marriage. Cohabitation is the same thing. You still have to work around another person, and while initial thoughts are it is easier to walk away from that than a marriage, it often is just as hard.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Tue Aug 14, 2012 3:44 pm

Left Seater wrote:all the damn time spent on the phone juggling these ladies, putting up with their issues

Why did you do that?

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Tue Aug 14, 2012 3:46 pm

Atomic Punk wrote:I got my ass handed to me under my regular nick years ago.

Did you hand trev her ass one day, but keep her panties? Is that how this all started?

Left Seater · Post by **Left Seater** » Tue Aug 14, 2012 6:03 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:
Left Seater wrote:all the damn time spent on the phone juggling these ladies, putting up with their issues
Why did you do that?

Why did/do any of us? They were/are hot and we want to get laid.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Aug 14, 2012 6:34 pm

I heard somewhere that Screwball hates women.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Tue Aug 14, 2012 10:09 pm

Atomic Punk wrote:you red-head

still don't know where you got this idea I was a fire crotch.

continue your flailing

Van · Post by **Van** » Tue Aug 14, 2012 10:58 pm

KC Scott wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:I heard somewhere that Screwball hates women.
I think you have that backwards

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Tue Aug 14, 2012 11:32 pm

Left Seater wrote: Why did/do any of us? They were/are hot and we want to get laid.

So you weren't secure enough to get laid without feeling the need to perform phone maintenance?

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Tue Aug 14, 2012 11:35 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:
Left Seater wrote: Why did/do any of us? They were/are hot and we want to get laid.
So you weren't secure enough to get laid without feeling the need to perform phone maintenance?

Kick his ass Screwey.

Left Seater · Post by **Left Seater** » Wed Aug 15, 2012 12:50 am

Screw_Michigan wrote:
Left Seater wrote: Why did/do any of us? They were/are hot and we want to get laid.
So you weren't secure enough to get laid without feeling the need to perform phone maintenance?

Hardly.

Maybe you wouldn't understand that sometimes it takes some work to get laid, what with women just throwing themselves at you constantly.