Prostatitus.

Van · Post by **Van** » Thu Aug 09, 2012 12:52 am

I had it after undergoing my chemo treatments. No symptoms whatsoever, though. No pain, no inflammation, no difficulties with any prostate functions...nothing. Just a 9.5 PSA score that my Chemo and Radiation docs both attributed to Prostatitis as a result of the chemo obliterating my immune system.

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Thu Aug 09, 2012 1:00 am

I think you meant prostatitis, aka inflammation of the prostate gland. Around 50% of men will experience some sort of problem like that. I have actually been diagnosed with prostate cancer or as they say in the medical world: prostate CA. I have two small tumors on the gland. I have no pain nor discomfort. I do experience other problems which I have decided to live with. I am currently taking a wait and see position. My urologist said I'll die from something else. Good enough for me.
I also say hello to Luther.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Thu Aug 09, 2012 1:10 am

Hey Luther...what's going on, bro?

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Aug 09, 2012 1:43 am

Wolfman wrote:I think you meant prostatitis, aka inflammation of the prostate gland. Around 50% of men will experience some sort of problem like that. I have actually been diagnosed with prostate cancer or as they say in the medical world: prostate CA. I have two small tumors on the gland. I have no pain nor discomfort. I do experience other problems which I have decided to live with. I am currently taking a wait and see position.

Sounds like you're in one of those POV porn videos where another guy's holding the camera. Yeah, you're not going to need a functioning prostate for that.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu Aug 09, 2012 2:10 am

Sudden Sam wrote:it felt like I had a basketball jammed up my ass.

oh great, something else to look forward to beside AARP mailers.

Is this the thread where we discuss our sundry maladies?

Pancreatitus will make you feel like that guy from the movie Alien, 'cept you really want it to get out.

Tell that sniveling bitch Luther to go fuck himself, btw.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Thu Aug 09, 2012 2:21 am

Where is bradhusker? I believe he was a licensed prostate masseuse and had studied the art in great detail for thirty years.

Terry in Crapchester · Thu Aug 09, 2012 9:22 pm

Sudden Sam wrote:IIRC, it felt like I had a basketball jammed up my ass.

I've had a few shits feel that way, before and during the release period. More common lately than it was when I was younger.

I've also had to get up in the middle of the night and take a piss a lot more often lately than when I was younger.

Growing older sucks. Yeah, yeah, I know, it "beats the alternative," but other than that . . . :brad:

Hey Luth!

6rd.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Thu Aug 09, 2012 9:30 pm

Terry in Crapchester wrote: Yeah, yeah, I know, it "beats the alternative,"

Getting younger? :?

What's with all this "Hey Luth" crap? You think he's actually following this sordid clambake?

OK, just in case. Luther, if you're out there, please feel free to go fuck yourself.

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Thu Aug 09, 2012 10:53 pm

Prostatitus

Pray for him...

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Fri Aug 10, 2012 12:52 am

R-Jack wrote:
Prostatitus
Pray for him...

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Fri Aug 10, 2012 4:41 pm

Prostatitus

You should stay away from those hoes.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri Aug 10, 2012 5:31 pm

Papa Willie wrote:I was going to leave the part out about the big black dude butt-fucking me.

Some things just go without saying.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri Aug 10, 2012 5:33 pm

Papa Willie wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
Papa Willie wrote:I was going to leave the part out about the big black dude butt-fucking me.
Some things just go without saying.
I just wanted to fill you in.

I don't like the sound of that.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri Aug 10, 2012 5:55 pm

John Daly’s pants today. "Don't Fear The Finger" -- to promote prostate cancer screening procedures.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Aug 10, 2012 6:07 pm

Big John is tearing it up... 21 years after his "Hi world, I'm John Daly" moment.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Fri Aug 10, 2012 6:12 pm

Whats up Luth ? Homeboy ..

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Aug 10, 2012 6:20 pm

Derron wrote:Whats up Luth ? Homeboy ..

Nah... he's an Eastsider... fuck'im.

Van · Post by **Van** » Fri Aug 10, 2012 6:54 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:John Daly’s pants today. "Don't Fear The Finger" -- to promote prostate cancer screening procedures.

Yeah, well...sorry, John. I still fear the finger.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri Aug 10, 2012 11:31 pm

Papa Willie wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:

I don't like the sound of that.
I didn't figure you would.

You're the guy that likes being filled in. By Tyrone.

The Seer · Post by **The Seer** » Mon Aug 13, 2012 10:35 pm

R-Jack wrote:
Prostatitus

Wasn't that the dude from RSA without legs in the olympics?

So Papa is a conduit to Luther? I liked Luther...he did the death pool and all kinds of stuff...and he was older than me and just about everything else on the planet.

lovebuzz · Post by **lovebuzz** » Mon Aug 13, 2012 10:59 pm

Papa Willie wrote:Ever had it. It will make you feel really bad if you just let it go.

Luther says hi.

Hi Spray.

Mgo and Bace were talking about your cock in chat Saturday night.
thought you should know.

lovebuzz · Post by **lovebuzz** » Mon Aug 13, 2012 11:50 pm

i was hoping for a better, more graphic and entertaining response.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Tue Aug 14, 2012 12:05 am

I only remember discussing unwashed Arab cock.

lovebuzz · Post by **lovebuzz** » Tue Aug 14, 2012 12:50 am

you too ?

guess my expectations were a bit too high.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Aug 14, 2012 1:59 am

The Seer wrote:
R-Jack wrote:
Prostatitus

Wasn't that the dude from RSA without legs in the olympics?

I thought he was the dude who MClub got donations to put through college?

I think he even posts here.

Either way, I'm praying for him.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Tue Aug 14, 2012 6:25 am

Papa Willie wrote:
lovebuzz wrote:
Papa Willie wrote:Ever had it. It will make you feel really bad if you just let it go.

Luther says hi.

Hi Spray.

Mgo and Bace were talking about your cock in chat Saturday night.
thought you should know.
Lots of people do. It's pretty legendary.

Legendary like, if it ever really existed there's nobody left who actually saw it?

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Tue Aug 14, 2012 2:58 pm

Papa Willie wrote:
Mikey wrote:
Legendary like, if it ever really existed there's nobody left who actually saw it?
Damn. Okay, Mikey - PM sent.

Invictus · Post by **Invictus** » Fri Aug 17, 2012 10:46 am

buzzer posts here with great frequency? I may have to lurk here more often.

Dinsy, I saw this show recently and thought of you. American Hoggers:
http://www.aetv.com/american-hoggers/

It wasn't what I would have hoped it would be about sadly.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Fri Aug 17, 2012 11:06 am

How awesome would that be? Somebody in a Marlon Perkins voice giving the play by play of Dins 12 minutes before closing moving in for the kill.

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Fri Aug 17, 2012 1:48 pm

Invictus wrote:
Dinsy, I saw this show recently and thought of you. American Hoggers:
http://www.aetv.com/american-hoggers/

saw that....that is one weird fucking show

that chick is pretty easy on the eyes, and I'll bet she could kick anybody that posts on this boards ass....except maybe Rooster

shes just a straight up beyotch

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sat Aug 18, 2012 2:15 pm

Toddowen wrote:
Felix wrote:

that chick is pretty easy on the eyes

What?

That's not as bad as Brad saying that "R-Jack is easy on the eyes".

But still.

No need to get catty just because she's wearing your outfit, Todd.

lovebuzz · Post by **lovebuzz** » Sun Aug 19, 2012 7:06 pm

Invictus wrote:buzzer posts here with great frequency? I may have to lurk here more often.

hello friend !
post more, read less.

T1B

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