Favorite coach speak...

[Left Seater]

Granted I get to hear a ton of coach speak but there is a ton out there. These are a few of my favorites.


Son you are dumber than a box of mayo.


Line up alphabetically by height.


Pair up in groups of three.

[Dinsdale]

During the halftime interview, the reporter always asks "what do you need to do in the second half?"

And redneck coaches will invariably answer "well, we gotta play good football."

Shit, I'm gonna write that one down in the playbook, Coach.

[Carson]

The winner and undisputed world champion:

http://www.thequotablelesmiles.com/

[King Crimson]

During the halftime interview, the reporter always asks "what do you need to do in the second half?"

And redneck coaches will invariably answer "well, we gotta play good football."

Shit, I'm gonna write that one down in the playbook, Coach.

so, in your mind the non-redneck coaches (which are where outside the erudite i love these questions Pac whatever?) are giving some mind-bending, insightful responses to sideline whore questions like you posit?

i've seen pac 8/10/12 games...coach isn't exactly quoting Heidegger at half-time either.

[Van]

No one can touch Gregg Popovich when it comes to dealing with sideline whores.

[Dinsdale]

During the halftime interview, the reporter always asks "what do you need to do in the second half?"

And redneck coaches will invariably answer "well, we gotta play good football."

Shit, I'm gonna write that one down in the playbook, Coach.

so, in your mind the non-redneck coaches (which are where outside the erudite i love these questions Pac whatever?) are giving some mind-bending, insightful responses to sideline whore questions like you posit?

i've seen pac 8/10/12 games...coach isn't exactly quoting Heidegger at half-time either.

Link?

I'm not seeing where I mentioned a region, team, conference, or anything else.

So I guess the really important question here is why is it important to you to put words in my mouth?