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Shlomart Ben Yisrael
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I am here to announce a ground-breaking event, concerning me

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From this moment forth, I shall no longer be "funny". I am entering a new phase and like the seasons, we all go through changes.
I will not be forthcoming with my usual comedic takes and I will be hanging up the crayons.

This may be hard for some of you to deal with, but I believe it is in my best interest to explore other, more banal avenues of online existence. It is a spiritual journey of sorts.

I'll of course entertain any queries about the weather, or celebrity deaths, etc...

You will enjoy the "new" Marty. A more vanilla Marty. Marty-Lite. Half-Caf Martyred. "Healthy Choices Menu" Marty.


Thank you.

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You win, Sam.

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You win.




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88 wrote::bode:
money-marty?
“It is usually futile to try to talk facts and analysis to people who are enjoying a sense of moral superiority in their ignorance.”
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Shouldn't be much of a stetch.
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Along the lines of Mikey's post...

Martyred wrote:From this moment forth, I shall no longer be "funny".
Objection: Assumes facts not in evidence.
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Mikey wrote:Shouldn't be much of a stetch.

I would tell you to gargle a Toyota Tacoma full of dicks, but that would be the "old Marty" talking.

Be well my friend and enjoy the beautiful summer weather.
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
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Why don’t you just STFU.
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Moving Sale wrote:Along the lines of Mikey's post...

Martyred wrote:From this moment forth, I shall no longer be "funny".
Objection: Assumes facts not in evidence.

Oh, Moving Sale...your posts always brighten my day.
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
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Why don’t you just STFU.
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Martyred wrote:From this moment forth, I shall no longer be "funny". I am entering a new phase and like the seasons, we all go through changes.
I will not be forthcoming with my usual comedic takes and I will be hanging up the crayons.

This may be hard for some of you to deal with, but I believe it is in my best interest to explore other, more banal avenues of online existence. It is a spiritual journey of sorts.
You became a Christian.


:bode:


Knew it.
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poptart wrote:
Martyred wrote:From this moment forth, I shall...explore other, more banal avenues of online existence
You became a Christian.
Sounds about right.
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