what's wrong with the LPGA

[Felix]

I used to enjoy watching pro ladies play, because their game is a lot closer to the one I play than is the game played by PGA guys....time is a motherfucking douchenozzle and....er, but I digress

but as of late, the LPGA holds about as much interest as a tuna fish sandwich.....what do these players have in common?



















and the answer is not "they could all kick Felix's ass" (although I can spot at least four that could no doubt pummel me, and two that can grow a better mustache than I can)

these are 8 of the top 15 players in the world, and I couldn't identify any of them if they were sitting next to me in a cart....it has nothing to do with the fact they're asian, and everything to do with the fact that they're simply non-descript.....I can appreciate they're all great players, but has kind of flat lined my "give a fuck" meter.....







now were talking "peak my interest"

[Screw_Michigan]

I would have said only one is even moderately attractive.

[Felix]

I would have said only one is even moderately attractive.

It's him her isn't it?

a five word edit twice is never a good thing....I'll get this message boarding stuff down one of these days

[Screw_Michigan]

Yes, she's about as attractive as a plugged-in toaster in a pool....