Rand Paul
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By the way, CC did just an OK job last night. Not sure how long he'll be my boyfriend unless he steps it up.
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Re: Rand Paul
Trev,
You're way to good looking to vote Republican.
You're way to good looking to vote Republican.
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Re: Rand Paul
in order to "take" obama to the woodshed, obama would need to be there.....simply railing on somebody is not taking them to the woodshed....trev wrote:Taking Obama to the woodshed right now.

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Re: Rand Paul
Yeah Democrats are just too good looking.BSmack wrote:Trev,
You're way to good looking to vote Republican.
http://uglydemocrats.com/
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Re: Rand Paul
Go easy on Brian. He lives in a dream world where Mr. Obama is actually solving our problems instead of hitting up on campaign donors and trying out for the PGA Tour. This dream world also includes the ever attractive Nancy Pelosi and Barbara "I'm a Senator Dammit" Boxer. I guess living in Rochester NY would affect a human brain that way.
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Re: Rand Paul
Wolfie wrote:trying out for the PGA Tour

The brain damage is truly amazing.
Hard to believe it's even possible, but the left's off-the-wall obsession with
race HAS gotten even nuttier - thanks to genius Larry O'Douchebag.
McConnell Saying Obama Wants To Be In PGA Is Racist
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/ ... acist.html
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Re: Rand Paul
Condi going yard right now, she'll be a tough act to follow.
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I'd marry her.War Wagon wrote:Condi going yard right now, she'll be a tough act to follow.
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You two would have cute kids, but who would pitch and who would catch?
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Re: Rand Paul
it's not racist.....it's just fucking stupidpoptart wrote:
McConnell Saying Obama Wants To Be In PGA Is Racist
there is a myriad of hyperbole Mcconnel could have chosen, yet he chose golf?????
martin bashir summed it up
definitely a tone of desperation at the convention....Wow. Things are getting lower and lower by the day
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Re: Rand Paul
Me?Felix wrote:you're gonna need it
I'm not voting for Romney.
Barry's golf excess is emblematic of his lack of seriousness as a President.Felix wrote:it's not racist.....it's just fucking stupid
there is a myriad of hyperbole Mcconnel could have chosen, yet he chose golf?????
Every Presidency has a crisis of some sort which crashes through the front door of the country.
This one's is surely the debt crisis.
Barry's complete indifference toward even beginning to touch the problem is such an overwhelming *FAIL* that it is defies description.
Re: Rand Paul
You do know that he was named after Ayn Rand, right? That he was raised by a weird old loony who actually insists we disband the EPA? And that Ayn Rand's idiotic tracts have as much validity as a junk bond?
The entire currently hijacked GOP entity is a frightwig freak show of robots and morons. And..your ONLY squalling, squealing, squabbling gibberish is that you really don't like the mysterious president who was duly elected? How'd you like Condi's spiraled descent into meaningless platitudes? How about Fat Boy's fantasy rant? He likes pretending he's not a freak. Ready for Rubio? How about Ann? Wasn't she splendid in her prison-orange robot suit?
The entire currently hijacked GOP entity is a frightwig freak show of robots and morons. And..your ONLY squalling, squealing, squabbling gibberish is that you really don't like the mysterious president who was duly elected? How'd you like Condi's spiraled descent into meaningless platitudes? How about Fat Boy's fantasy rant? He likes pretending he's not a freak. Ready for Rubio? How about Ann? Wasn't she splendid in her prison-orange robot suit?
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Lard Ass's keynote SUCKED.L TARD wrote:How about Fat Boy's fantasy rant?
Just awful.
Far too much fat energy spent talking about himself and New Jersey.
Not enough focus on Barry's failings and Romney's ability to move things forward.
On the other hand, Paul Ryan's speech was VERY good.
Very effective.
Kudos to him.
He did what a vp candidate is supposed to do... and then some.
Looking foward to watching him eviscerate the current joke of a vp in the debates.
Good times.
Re: Rand Paul
As usual, slopfart, you've got it backwards, or at least sideways. Of course Fat Boy's bluster was a joke, and Condi's weird spray rather scary in a menopausal professional virgin war-mongering kind of way, and Ann's performance a testament to modern robotics. But of course the most egregious abuse of a podium occurred during the address of Ryan, where his utter abdication of reality and facts came into bloom for all to see. This guy gives twisted extremists a bad name. Rand Paul must be wondering..."am I to the left of this guy?" as he wanders off to reread John Galt's totally fake speech.
Okay, congressman Ryan, you're next...

Okay, congressman Ryan, you're next...

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Clint Eastwood.
Embarrassment.
The only fitting aspect to that debacle was placing a vacant chair up there to match the essentially vacant podium.
Embarrassment.
The only fitting aspect to that debacle was placing a vacant chair up there to match the essentially vacant podium.
Re: Rand Paul
No, you're an embarrassment, Clint's a disgrace. Are you really alive?..I mean as far as panting for Paul Ryan to nut in your dream? You make Sen Widestance look like a prince.
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Re: Rand Paul
Every time I see F, you see K. I thought Clint was great. Just what I expected. Old grisly tough guy talking to us at the dinner table.

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Was soon to be POTUS a lawyer or a business man? I love it how lawyers and doctors practice their trade. Teachers on the other hand might have a semester of practice teaching then they go to work.


"It''s not dark yet--but it's getting there". -- Bob Dylan
Carbon Dating, the number one dating app for senior citizens.
"Blessed be the Lord my strength, which teaches my hands to the war, and my fingers to fight."
Carbon Dating, the number one dating app for senior citizens.
"Blessed be the Lord my strength, which teaches my hands to the war, and my fingers to fight."
Re: Rand Paul
Wolfman wrote:I love it how lawyers and doctors practice their trade. Teachers on the other hand might have a semester of practice teaching then they go to work.



RACK that.
Such irony. I never heard that joke before.
I guess lawyers and doctors are just never really good enough.



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Main Entry: 1prac·tice Pronunciation Guide
Variant(s): or prac·tise \prakts\
Function: verb
3 : to exercise or pursue an employment or profession (as medicine or law) actively.
http://unabridged.merriam-webster.com/c ... e&x=23&y=6
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