The Drunk and on Drugs Happy Funtime Hour

[Mikey]

I thought this was the GOP convention thread.

Just got done watching Chris Christie.
I tried to listen to the speech but I just couldn't stop watching his neck jiggle. Totally hypnotic.

[Wolfman]

weird and entertaining shit

Pretty much sums us this place.

[Mikey]

I had to watch Anne because...well, we love her.
And Christie's neck. Otherwise not too interested.

[Carson]

Bullshit Mikey.

You can't see his neck under his jowls.

[Goober McTuber]

Mrs. Romney is an attractive woman.


Sin,

All of us over 50

Speak for yourself. No, she definitely is not. And she was high on something.

[smackaholic]

All I caught was Santorum trying awfully hard to not sound boring.

He did not succeed.

In fact, it was downright creepy when he went all old balck preacherman on us. His voice got gruff, head started shaking to the point I feared it as gonna snap off and roll across the stage. And the eye batting in conjunction with the head shaking.

Guys like this make you appreciate speakers that can pull it off such as Reagan and Clinton.

i liked the old boring Santorum much better. At least he seemed sincere. There was just one point in his speech where he seemed real. It was when he talked about his little girl. Rack him for that and doing what he can to make her life as good as it could be.

[smackaholic]

Just got done watching Sen Mitch McConnell speak.

At least he couldn't be accussed of trying to sound exciting like Rick was.

Jeebus christ on a stick. Is anyone else reminded of Deputy Dog when they hear him speak. He sounds and looks like him.

Now Rand Paul is up. I like him....in a non-faggit sort of way. Wouldn't mind seeing him as Prez some day.

[BSmack]

Now Rand Paul is up. I like him....in a non-faggit sort of way. Wouldn't mind seeing him as Prez some day.

I haven't watched any of the convention yet. I will probably watch Romney for some laughs after the JFFL draft is done. I'm sure he'll be on youtube. I'll be following the same pattern with the Dems next week. Except I might watch Biden. I'm going to drink a shot every time he makes a gaffe.

[Mikey]

Now Rand Paul is up. I like him....in a non-faggit sort of way.

I hear he took Obama to the woodshed.
Would you like him to take you to the woodshed too? In a non-faggit sort of way?

[Screw_Michigan]

You said attractive. Nobody said she wasn't "nice-looking."

[smackaholic]

Watching deputy do....Senator OConnell was painful, but, listening to Larry ODonnell's bat shit crazy commentary over OConnell's not very good joke about Barry's frequent golf outings was comedy gold.

Barry's black.

TW's black.

(well, neither really is, but, they got some black in them)

They both play golf.

TW fukks white womens.

Ergo, Mandingo Obama is fukking your OL and prolly your little girl as well.



Would any of you apologists for Barry care to back up Larry and his genius takes on republican comments?

[Goober McTuber]

Mrs. Romney is an attractive woman.


Sin,

All of us over 50

Speak for yourself. No, she definitely is not. And she was high on something.

Leave her politics out of your judgement. She's a nice-looking woman.

Has nothing to do with her politics. She looked like she just got dosed with adrenochrome.

[Wolfman]

Can't wait for the DNC Convention. Should be lots of fun "yay abortion" and "whoopee free contraception" speeches and such. Is Hillary Clinton going to speak or is she in Abu Dhabi or somewhere promoting peace love and understanding?

[PSUFAN]

I'd bang the Avon right off of Mrs. Romney's face.

At this point, she was thinking about me:


Here she is after I proposed a three-way with Sarah Palin.

[Van]

She looks like a villain in a Mel Brooks movie.

[Mikey]

l to r: Willard after three hours of prep, Willard on his day off