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Shlomart Ben Yisrael
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Things I learned this summer

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- Mrs. R-Jack did her own version of "lift and steam"

- poptart says the world has ended, we just don't know it yet

- trev is into fat dudes (chubby chaser)

- Scott is still chasing his money making schemes

- toddowen is smoking a Virginia Slims in a long cigarette holder, dressed as Joan Crawford watching Cecil B. DeMille movies in his private screening room

- Van has a sense of humour

- Ana is still AWOL

- Carson is a troublemaker
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Also, uterine cancer is a leading health risk in female primates
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Martyred wrote:Also, uterine cancer is a leading health risk in female primates
Yet it is beneficial to the health of their mates in that it spares them a curb stomping.
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Martyred wrote:Carson is a troublemaker
Me!?
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- Van has a sense of humour
I call bullshit.
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Van wrote:
- Van has a sense of humour
I call bullshit.

I said "sense", not "all-encompassing-iron-like-grasp"...

Don't put put your chickens before the cart, Van.*


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smackaholic wrote:
Martyred wrote:Also, uterine cancer is a leading health risk in female primates
Yet it is beneficial to the health of their mates in that it spares them a curb stomping.
Not really. She just found a way to transfer the stress to me, s'all.

It's always been more about emotional and financial abuse than physical abuse.
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Terry in Crapchester wrote:
smackaholic wrote:
Martyred wrote:Also, uterine cancer is a leading health risk in female primates
Yet it is beneficial to the health of their mates in that it spares them a curb stomping.
Not really. She just found a way to transfer the stress to me, s'all.

It's always been more about emotional and financial abuse than physical abuse.
So you're a self-professed henpecked husband. Nice.
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Terry in Crapchester wrote:It's always been more about emotional and financial abuse than physical abuse.
Even moreso than when that primate you're married to ripped your arm out of your socket and beat you senseless with it? You must have a serious pain threshold level. Damn...
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