Brilliant.I can't even begin to fathom the cognitive dissonance that must be coursing through your rapidly addled mind right now; the mental gymnastics your brain has to tortuously contort itself through to make such a preposterous statement are surely worthy of an Olympic gold medal (the Russian judge gives you a 10 for "beautiful oppressionism").
They Won’t Magically Turn You Into A Lustful Cockmonster
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lovebuzz
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial
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Is Brendon Ayanbadejo doing the duck face?
Clearly gay.
Clearly gay.
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More like turgid...and gay.lovebuzz wrote:Brilliant.I can't even begin to fathom the cognitive dissonance that must be coursing through your rapidly addled mind right now; the mental gymnastics your brain has to tortuously contort itself through to make such a preposterous statement are surely worthy of an Olympic gold medal (the Russian judge gives you a 10 for "beautiful oppressionism").
Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Fri Apr 05, 2019 4:39 pmUnlike you tards, I actually have functioning tastebuds and a refined pallet.
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smackaholic
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Nice.narcissistic fromunda stain
Overall, very well done, but, he stumbled a bit at the end. "Asshole" should have been its own paragraph.
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Moving Sale
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Just because you don't want to marry the black men that fuck you in the ass daily, doesn't mean you have to be such a bitchy little queen when someone else sticks up for gay marriage.mvscal wrote: More like turgid...and gay.
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Moving Sale
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You are one of the shallowest people I have ever had the displeasure of encountering.88 wrote:I'm sure that a letter of that ilk swayed the opinions of those on the other side of the issue.
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Moving Sale wrote:You are one of the shallowest people I have ever had the displeasure of encountering.88 wrote:I'm sure that a letter of that ilk swayed the opinions of those on the other side of the issue.
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Goober McTuber
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Whether or not you agree with his point of view, Kluwe can run some decent smack.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Had my red pen out and circled the grammar/spelling mistakes. Dumb ass faggot.
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Goober McTuber
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That figures.Tardovich wrote:Had my red pen out and circled the grammar/spelling mistakes.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim