Calling All (soft-on) Fascists...

[LTS TRN 2]

We've got your vacation getaway. Sunny Tel Aviv, where these hot babes know how to turn you on! Are you ready to ready to "negotiate a peace plan" ($2,000 or $5,000 for an official "summit") or are you ready to get into some serious "settling"? Regardless, your power lust and fetish for sex and violence will be quenched in the loamy land of Russians abroad.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

So you hate chicks in bikinis...



okay

[LTS TRN 2]

C'mon, b-juice, it's all about tongue in cheek, in this case a public service to the rather heavily armed scaredy cats who might be having a little trouble getting it up without being tickled with a big gun. Don't rain on their party or envy their harvest. hey, here's a joke for ya..

Two mohels walk into a bar..

--Schlomo, I hear you're getting some moonlight work from City Hall?

--That's right, a contract with the zoo to circumcise the elephants...you know the pay's no good, but the tips are huge!

[Carson]

What a pathetic attempt at heterosexuality.

[LTS TRN 2]

What , I should have continued their barroom conversation concerning the ensuing massive mezizah champagne fountain surprise at Schlomo's sister's wedding?

[mvscal]

So we've established that Felchco turtles at the sight of guns and hot chicks in bikinis. In other news...water is still wet.

[LTS TRN 2]

Game's up, asshole, your tired bullshit is done. Bibi's shitting his drawers as his Lady Macbeth wife ponders a walk away. Why do you suppose the AIPAC gangster state can cruise on? Are you kidding?