Limerick Time...

[LTS TRN 2]

Why not? Here's a starter...

There was a lil' sprat named Carson,
the secret whelp of the parson;
his dad got re-wed to a tranny named Fred
after mom went to Sing-sing for arson

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

A limerick has five lines, douchecasket.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

A limerick has five lines, douchecasket.

It's obvious that Israel is occupying the 5th line...

...or are you a NETANYAHU $HILL!!!!???!!!

No need to answer, your mewling, simpering Zio-blather speaks volumes!

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

omg

I had some weird black-out...what just happened?

[Truman]

I'll play...

Affectionately known as L-Tard
He found reality and logic too hard
Long-winded rants
Exposed the cunt in his pants
And The One Board patrons went yard

[Truman]

2nd verse...

Another harangue of the Jews
In an argument he’s destined to lose
A mvscal attack
Sets him decisively back
And he finds himself covered in spew.

Ain't this fun, L-Tard?

[Truman]

Here's another...

He ends ev-er-y post with a wake-y
But is known as a fraud and a fake-y
Mostly unreadable
His condition untreatable
He needs to be dropped in a lake-y

The One Board. What a country!

[Carson]

Felchie's claims are far from precision.
He's plagued by sexual orientation indecision.
Why hate the Jews?
Here's one of the clues:
'cause he missed out on circumcision.

[Van]

Long-winded rants
Exposed the cunt in his pants