Hey Dins

[M Club]

you took two days to come up with that? i'd say you're slipping but lonely fatsos are hard to budge.

[Truman]

Far from it, Tru. Just finished The Silmarillion and now I'm a little ways into The Hobbit.

Kinda not LeCarré, wouldn't you say?

I knew it couldn't be LeCarré - while fairly representative of his use of the (very) English language, your narrative would've stretched three pages deep with no hope of an actual take until the following chapter.

Tolkien? Guh. I'd rather read a Soyuz repair manual in its original Cyrillic. But I can certainly understand how his style may have subconsciously wormed its way into your post. A "Van" read, in its original form, is far more entertaining...

[Van]

Tolkein is God. Hush.

[M Club]

bwah, you're the only one who regularly posts at 4 am / everyone knows how angry you get whenever someone calls you the loser you are. stress and hypertension is not a good combination for someone in your bovine condition.

[M Club]

i actually attended (and graduated) from an american university. what's your story?

[M Club]

psssst, even retards can hack college. what was the problem: no money? too stupid? spent all your money on fried chicken rather than books?

[M Club]

psssst, even retards can hack college. what was the problem: no money? too stupid? spent all your money on fried chicken rather than books?

Why such anger, M? Where did I ruin your life?

i'm pretty mild-mannered. you couldn't hack college.

[M Club]

i check in under 300 and don't pay child support for someone else's girlfriend's children. life's well and good.