The Obama phone

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Hey, I just met you
And this is crazy
But here's a free phone
So vote for me, maybe?

[smackaholic]

Hey, them colored folks need those phones so they can call 911 when they get their order wrong at popeye's or other cases of being held down by the man. I figure 250 minutes a month is about right.

[Dee Snutz]

"I'm Mitt Romney, and I approve this message."

[Mikey]

Not exactly unprecedented for the government to subsidize utility service.

Ever heard of the REA, NRECA, or NTCA? Wolfman probably got his first electricity through NRECA.

Phone companies are already getting ready to shut down their land line services.

http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/sto ... 54321184/1

Anybody without a cell phone will be left out in the cold, silent wilderness and won't know that they're supposed to vote Democrat.

[Screw_Michigan]

Hey, I just met you
And this is crazy
But here's a free phone
So vote for me, maybe?

I can't decide if this is funny or pathetic that you happen to know enough of that god forsaken song to put a rhyme to it.

[M Club]

I can't decide if this is funny or pathetic that you happen to know enough of that god forsaken song to put a rhyme to it.

aren't you 30 yet? you can stop pretending, flake.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

I can't decide if this is funny or pathetic that you happen to know enough of that god forsaken song to put a rhyme to it.

Dude, those lyrics weren't penned by fucking James Mercer. If you're breathing air, then you know the chorus to that song, for good or bad.

[Bucmonkey]

rack Karl Rove ?

[Wolfman]

Wow. I forgot all about the free cell phone and service I got when Reagan was president.

[Dee Snutz]

"Mondale? He SUCKS! BAD! Keep Reagan in President!"

[Mikey]

Wow. I forgot all about the free cell phone and service I got when Reagan was president.

Not too surprising considering your age and limited mental capacity.

[R-Jack]

I can't decide if this is funny or pathetic that you happen to know enough of that god forsaken song to put a rhyme to it.

I'll give you the time of one run of coin-op basement laundry for you to figure out how badly you KYOA.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Ya, I was just gonna leave that one alone.

Let's give him a week and see if he can figure it out.