A Bedtime Prayer

[ML@Coyote]

A Bedtime Prayer

Oh dear Lord, can you hear me tonight? As I kneel here beside my bed, will you listen to my words? Lord, I know you’re very busy. I know your calendar’s probably filled with all those miserable heathens who are sick and ailing and dropping like flies all over the world, filled with heathens who still don’t have jobs and who live in their cars or in spare bedrooms with relatives, filled with heathens who are suffering so, filled with the heathen parents of heathen sons and daughters fighting heathen wars overseas, filled with heathen drug addicts and heathen alcoholics, filled with, well, filled with heathen whatever. But can you spare me a few minutes? Oh, praise the Lord! Hallelujah! I knew you’d find the time for me. Have mercy on those fish-eyed fools! But listen, I promise not to take too much of your evening. Here’s exactly what I want from you, Lord. Can you bless us to continue our reign? On a stack of Bibles ten feet high, we’re just getting the hang of things around here. Woodrow and I are so used to being in the limelight now, having the press hang on our every word, having photographers take our pictures wherever we go. Oh, praise the Lord! And we’re so used to living in this great big beautiful house, with cooks and servants and personal assistants to tend to our every need. God have mercy! We’re so used to rubbing elbows with the world’s celebrities, to being on the covers of magazines, to being idolized by millions of wide-eyed followers. Woodrow and I have grown accustomed to this life, being carted around in limousines and Air Force One at the drop of a hat, to being watched over by all those handsome Secret Service agents wearing sunglasses and those cool earphones. To take all this away from us now would be so unfair. Don’t you think it’d be unfair? Think of the years we suffered, the years we put in pro bono saving the souls of all those heathen misfits who pinned their hopes on us. And think of all the things we have left to do. So many things! So many promises we made to our voters! So many suckas…err…citizens that need tending to! Oh, God have mercy on their miserable lives! Oh, God have mercy on them all! God, will you please send the GOP’s heathen campaign down to the flaming depths of heathen hell, for our work here is not finished. Not by any means. I need some more dresses. And more shoes. You can never have enough dresses or shoes. And I want a horse, just like Ann’s. I never got a horse, Lord. And I want a new set of China like Ronnie’s girl Nancy got. And I want another make-over! I want to look just like Halle Berry. Or maybe Rihanna! Don’t you think I could look like Rihanna, the way we both sort of squint our eyes when we look into the camera. Hallelujah, Lord! Let the world see the light! Let the light come pouring in! Let them all vote for Woodrow this coming November. Four more years of this dream-come-true, Lord. I’m sorry to be such a bother, but I really, really want to win again. Everything is depending on it. Amen.

[lovebuzz]

I could push your face in some dough and make gorilla cookies.

[Derron]

Mychal Massie is a respected writer and talk show host in Los Angeles.

I do not like the Obamas, what they represent, their ideology, and I certainly do not like his policies and legislation. I've made no secret of my contempt for the Obamas.

I don't like them because they are committed to the fundamental change of my/our country into what can only be regarded as a Communist state.
I don't hate them per definition, but I condemn them because they are the worst kind of racialists, they are elitist Leninists with contempt for traditional America . They display disrespect for the sanctity of the office he holds, and for those who are willing to admit same, Michelle Obama's raw contempt for white America is transpicuous.

I don't like them because they comport themselves as emperor and empress. I expect, no I demand respect, for the Office of President and a love of our country and her citizenry from the leader entrusted with the governance of same. His arrogance by appointing 32 leftist czars and constantly bypassing congress is impeachable. Eric Holder is probably the MOST incompetent and arrogant DOJ head to ever hold the job.
Presidents are politicians and all politicians are known and pretty much expected to manipulate the truth, if not outright lie, but even using that low standard, the Obama's have taken lies, dishonesty, deceit, mendacity, subterfuge and obfuscation to new depths. They are verbally abusive to the citizenry, and they display an animus for civility.

I do not like them, because they both display bigotry overtly, as in the case of Harvard Professor Louis Gates, when he accused the Cambridge Police of acting stupidly, I view that statement and that mindset as an insult to those who died to provide a country where a Kenyan, his illegal alien relatives, and his alleged progeny, could come and not only live freely, but rise to the highest, most powerful, position in the world. Michelle Obama is free to hate and disparage whites because Americans of every description paid with their blood to ensure her right to do same.
I have a saying, that "the only reason a person hides things, is because they have something to hide." No president in history has spent over a million dollars to keep his records and his past sealed.

And what the two of them have shared has been proved to be lies. He lied about when and how they met, he lied about his mother's death and problems with insurance, Michelle lied to a crowd pursuant to nearly $500,000 bank stocks they inherited from his family. He has lied about his father's military service, about the civil rights movement, ad nausea. He lied to the world about the Supreme Court in a State of the Union address. He berated and publicly insulted a sitting Congressman. He has surrounded himself with the most rabidly, radical, socialist academicians today. He opposed rulings that protected women and children that even Planned Parenthood did not seek to support. He is openly hostile to business and aggressively hostile to Israel . His wife treats being the First Lady as her personal American Express Black Card (arguably the most prestigious credit card in the world). I condemn them because, as people are suffering, losing their homes, their jobs, their retirements, he and his family are arrogantly showing off their life of entitlement - as he goes about creating and fomenting class warfare.

I don't like them, and I neither apologize nor retreat from my public condemnation of them and of his policies. We should condemn them for the disrespect they show our people, for his willful and unconstitutional actions pursuant to obeying the Constitutional parameters he is bound by, and his willful disregard for Congressional authority.

Dislike for them has nothing to do with the color of their skin; it has everything to do with their behavior, attitudes, and policies. And I have open scorn for their constantly playing the race card.

It is my intention to do all within my ability to ensure their reign is one term. I could go on, but let me conclude with this. I condemn in the strongest possible terms the media for refusing to investigate them, as they did President Bush and President Clinton, and for refusing to label them for what they truly are. There is no scenario known to man, whereby a white president and his wife could ignore laws, flaunt their position, and lord over the people, as these two are permitted out of fear for their color.

As I wrote in a syndicated column titled, "Nero In The White House" - "Never in my life, inside or outside of politics, have I witnessed such dishonesty in a political leader. He is the most mendacious political figure I have ever witnessed. Even by the low standards of his presidential predecessors, his narcissistic, contumacious arrogance is unequalled. Using Obama as the bar, Nero would have to be elevated to sainthood... Many in America wanted to be proud when the first person of color was elected president, but instead, they have been witness to a congenital liar, a woman who has been ashamed of America her entire life, failed policies, intimidation, and a commonality hitherto not witnessed in political leaders. He and his wife view their life at our expense as an entitlement - while America 's people go homeless, hungry and unemployed."

[Screw_Michigan]

Please God or G0d, make it stop.

[Mikey]

Mychal Massie is a respected writer and talk show host in Los Angeles.

In his own mind. Funny how nobody I know or any of their relatives or anybody that their relatives know has ever heard of this guy.

You do mean Los Angeles California. Right?

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Lord, I know you’re very busy.

[Wolfman]

The people you know et al? Great idea keeping that number under ten.

http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/dontlike.asp

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

Please God or G0d, make it stop.

This.

[smackaholic]

Anyone else think "Mrs Crapchester" when they saw this?

[Atomic Punk]

"I could push your face in some dough and make gorilla cookies."

Wow!!! Fred G. Sanford said that to aunt Esther in one of the episodes! Good catch!

[smackaholic]

As I wrote in a syndicated column titled, "Nero In The White House"

Why listen to this dude. He don't even spell good.

[Truman]

Please God or G0d, make it stop.

This.

Coupla-three Jsc links and this thread would be perfect.

Oh, and rack 'holic for the fun-nay... :grin:

[ML@Coyote]

Mychal Massie wrote: I condemn them because, as people are suffering, losing their homes, their jobs, their retirements, he and his family are arrogantly showing off their life of entitlement - as he goes about creating and fomenting class warfare.

Amen brother.

[Mikey]

The people you know et al? Great idea keeping that number under ten.

http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/dontlike.asp

Just because he actually wrote it doesn't mean that he has an audience larger than five or six.

God and g0D you really are thick, aren't you?


Yep...I guess he really is right up to about your intellectual speed:

Mychal S. Massie is the former National Chairman of the conservative black think tank, Project 21-The National Leadership Network of Black Conservatives; and a member of its’ parent think tank, the National Center for Public Policy Research. In his official capacity with this free market public policy think tank he has spoken at the U.S. Capitol, CPAC, participated in numerous press conferences on Capitol Hill, the National Press Club and has testified concerning property rights pursuant to the “Endangered Species Act” before the Chairman of the House Committee on Resources. He has been a keynote speaker at colleges and universities nationwide, at Tea Party Rallies, at rallies supporting our troops and conservative presidents; and rally’s supporting conservative causes across the country. He is an unapologetic supporter of our right to own and carry firearms.
Note: Emphasis added for the benefit of dumbshit's like wolfman.

[ML@Coyote]

Mychal S. Massie is the former National Chairman of the conservative black think tank, Project 21-The National Leadership Network of Black Conservatives; and a member of its’ parent think tank, the National Center for Public Policy Research. In his official capacity with this free market public policy think tank he has spoken at the U.S. Capitol, CPAC, participated in numerous press conferences on Capitol Hill, the National Press Club and has testified concerning property rights pursuant to the “Endangered Species Act” before the Chairman of the House Committee on Resources. He has been a keynote speaker at colleges and universities nationwide, at Tea Party Rallies, at rallies supporting our troops and conservative presidents; and rally’s supporting conservative causes across the country. He is an unapologetic supporter of our right to own and carry firearms.
Note: Emphasis added for the benefit of dumbshit's like wolfman.

LOL...it's hard to find good help these days.

[Bizzarofelice]

Amen brother.

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