Popeye's Chicken and Islamic Literature PET

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Popeye's Chicken and Islamic Literature PET

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Goddamn starving today...so what's a Canadian bruthah to do? Hit up Popeye's, yo!

I just want to slam something down fast, so I get the 2 piece w/fries. Bagged a chicken sando for later, because I know I'll be hungry before supper...

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Read 'em and weep, 'Spray...

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I'm not in a hurry for lunch, so I bring along a little light reading...

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Chapter 4 Beheading: Do's and Don'ts was a little dry (seriously, nothing I didn't already know), but Chapter 7 Islamic Dating blew my fukken lid!!!
Did you know that, although anal/vaginal/oral penetration is prohibited on the first date, hand-jobs aren't!
Seriously, you can get a sweet handy on the first date and not disobey the will of Allah. This is my kind of religion!

Popeye's fuckin' rocks and you don't get that "greasy guts" feeling after wiping out a box of KFC.

Overall...
Chicken = A-
The Prophet's Scripture = B+
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Sudden Sam wrote:Good thing you weren't reading that at the Murfreesboro Popeye's.
Is it because they don't refill the napkin dispensers often and I'd get chicken grease all over the pages?
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Rack the PET, comrade!
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Martyred wrote:Bagged a chicken sando for later, because I know I'll be hungry before supper...
Cold leftover fast food chicken has never been known to give to anyone the poo, so sounds like a good idea.
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I think their chicken is dry and flavorless. Not down.
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Martyred wrote:Popeye's fuckin' rocks and you don't get that "greasy guts" feeling after wiping out a box of KFC.

Overall...
Chicken = A-
You should do the red beans and rice instead of fries next time.
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mvscal wrote:
You should do the red beans and rice instead of fries next time.

Normally I do, but I forgot to specify my side this time and they gave me fries (probably the default choice for dopes who don't specify their side).

The fries sucked.
Whenever possible I always get the alternate side at the "big" fast food joint (i.e. baked potato at Wendy's). I save the fry eating for my local fish 'n chip joints and the mom and pop burger places.
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Papa Willie wrote: And rack the PET, Marty.
'Spray, getting a RACK from you in a fried chicken thread is the closest I'll ever come to complete spiritual and cosmic nirvana.

I feel as if I have touched the hem of His garment.

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mvscal wrote:You should do the red beans and rice instead of fries next time.
Oh hell yeah. Also, go with their spicy chicken, not the generic bland stuff.
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Papa Willie wrote:
Martyred wrote:
Papa Willie wrote: And rack the PET, Marty.
'Spray, getting a RACK from you in a fried chicken thread is the closest I'll ever come to complete spiritual and cosmic nirvana.

I feel as if I have touched the hem of His garment.

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:grin:

I'm not really an expert on anything, but I do feel as if I have a firm grip on the world of fried chicken!

Bullshit.
Your greasy far fingers don't allow you to have a firm grip on anything.
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Sudden Sam wrote:I owe you one, Marty. The only way I could fairly repay you would be to stop posting, but I doubt I can do that.
Just post some more pictures of paint drying and he'll be good. Marty loves that shit.
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Sudden Sam wrote: The only way I could fairly repay you would be to stop posting, but I doubt I can do that.
Sam, I don't want you to stop posting. You're a cool dude...a "bro", if you will...
Just promise you won't start pounding the obit pages.
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