Just saw Saban on ESPN

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Just saw Saban on ESPN

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Whining about Oregon's offense (without naming them specifically), how it's Not fair, or some shit, and says they need to make rules against it.

Making excuses for his team's loss that's coming a January, when his fat boy defenders can't keep up?


Stay classy, Asshat. Nice locker-room motivation, dumbass.
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Didn't see the interview. What was the gist of his complaint, that the no-huddle offense is unfair?
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He can't sub guys in, so allegedly that causes injuries.

He's got a solution, looking for a problem.

Funny, the PAC teams don't seem to have entire defenses filling the emergency rooms late saturday nights.


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I forget, what did that vaunted offense do in the last NCG?
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The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog?

The wet moose walks backwards after mignight?

Just trying to A) Help you out with some nonsequiturs you missed, and B) Figure out what a game 3 years ago has to do with Saban being a bitch and making excuses 4 months in advance?


Nice job being a dumbass, though. Looks good on you.

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When did anyone in the PAC start playing defense???
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Sudden Sam wrote:
Ya' know, it's mighty cocky of you and me to assume the NC matchup will be Oregon-Alabama!

Yeah, that's kinda what I was going for.

Mace wrote:When did anyone in the PAC start playing defense???

Ya'know, I think I mentioned that a couple of years ago, I spent a few saturdays watching BTCFB with a friend's roommate, who was a new young transplant from Miami (hardcore Gatorfan). He said he always heard that rot in SECland, and thought it was fucking stupid -- always said "If a team doesn't play defense against the track meet shit you play out here, y'all'd get 100 drpped on you every week. Now, the Big12... THAT's the no-defense conference."


I laughed, and told him us PACers agreed.
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Dinsdale wrote:
Sudden Sam wrote:
Ya' know, it's mighty cocky of you and me to assume the NC matchup will be Oregon-Alabama!

Yeah, that's kinda what I was going for.

Mace wrote:When did anyone in the PAC start playing defense???

Ya'know, I think I mentioned that a couple of years ago, I spent a few saturdays watching BTCFB with a friend's roommate, who was a new young transplant from Miami (hardcore Gatorfan). He said he always heard that rot in SECland, and thought it was fucking stupid -- always said "If a team doesn't play defense against the track meet shit you play out here, y'all'd get 100 drpped on you every week. Now, the Big12... THAT's the no-defense conference."


I laughed, and told him us PACers agreed.
The Big 12 and the PAC are both "no-defense conferences."
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Mace wrote:When did anyone in the PAC start playing defense???

When they play OOC games.
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The Seer wrote:
Mace wrote:When did anyone in the PAC start playing defense???

When they play OOC games.



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