Yes Allbarn is that bad.

SunCoastSooner · Post by **SunCoastSooner** » Sat Oct 06, 2012 7:11 pm

Time to buy a new quarterback again.

Carson · Post by **Carson** » Sat Oct 06, 2012 7:58 pm

More like time to get rid of the AD Jay Jacobs.

No one wants to work for a boss who makes you kneel in prayer everytime you go in his office, 'cept maybe a muzzie.

cue up the poptart resets...

Moby Dick · Post by **Moby Dick** » Sun Oct 07, 2012 4:35 am

Papa Willie wrote:At least we know whose dome Auburn resides in.

at LEAST?? :P

Carson · Post by **Carson** » Sun Oct 07, 2012 5:42 pm

It's never enough with the bammers.

Not only do they have more MNCs, their coach is better than yours.

We get it, but we still have longer dicks and better looking women.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Sun Oct 07, 2012 8:05 pm

Since when do chicks care about length? Idiot.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Sun Oct 07, 2012 8:09 pm

Thanks, Screw.

VVVVVVVV

Van · Post by **Van** » Sun Oct 07, 2012 10:08 pm

Screwball, haven't you heard? Some women require a modicum of length in order to clear their balls.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Sun Oct 07, 2012 10:12 pm

Van wrote:Screwball, haven't you heard? Some women require a modicum of length in order to clear their balls.

I obviously missed the memo.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Mon Oct 08, 2012 2:16 am

Papa Willie wrote:That's why the best looking women are down here.

Yes, because attractive women are drawn to poverty.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Mon Oct 08, 2012 2:17 am

Van wrote:Screwball, haven't you heard? Some women require a modicum of length in order to clear their balls.

Vannie in New Mexico, have you stalked/harassed any women online lately?

Van · Post by **Van** » Mon Oct 08, 2012 2:47 am

So, after stepping back and gathering your wits before taking another run at it, that was the best you could offer? Seriously? You really felt that was worth posting?

Wow.

Somewhere, Mgo is hanging his head in shame...again.

Anyway, since we're talking "women" and all, here's a more pertinent question. Have you gotten your grub on with any more enflamed Beltway frenulums, thinking them vaguely gamey clits?

t to b: Screwball's "hot" girlfriend, Screwball

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Mon Oct 08, 2012 3:08 am

I see you didn't answer the question.

Van · Post by **Van** » Mon Oct 08, 2012 3:21 am

The answer to that would be an obvious "no." Now, would you please offer up a single name of any woman I've ever harrassed or stalked, either online or elsewhere? Once you inevitably fail at that task, perhaps you might step up to the plate and take a stab at answering my response question to you.

Allow me to jog your memory as to its content...

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Mon Oct 08, 2012 3:22 am

Lovebuzz

Suck on that you sheltered, cultish, reclusive bitch.

Van · Post by **Van** » Mon Oct 08, 2012 3:25 am

lovebuzz? I've stalked and/or harrassed her? Really?

Okay then, I guess we'll just have to see whether she agrees with that take, won't we? In fact, let's just ask her directly, and let the chips fall where they may.

~sends up the Bat Signal to lovebuzz~

Van · Post by **Van** » Mon Oct 08, 2012 3:37 am

They keep 'em on their front porches, and they've been known to pull double duty as musical instruments come Friday Night Hoedown time, but they own 'em!

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Mon Oct 08, 2012 3:48 am

Papa Willie wrote: People down here own their own fucking washers & dryers.

So what? They're dirt fucking poor.

M Club · Post by **M Club** » Mon Oct 08, 2012 9:26 am

Van wrote:They keep 'em on their front porches, and they've been known to pull double duty as musical instruments come Friday Night Hoedown time, but they own 'em!

^^^ this, though leave it to tubby mcfats-a-lot to hang his hat on $200 worth of appliances. really has life on lockdown, eh.

Mace · Post by **Mace** » Mon Oct 08, 2012 3:08 pm

I think everyone in Ames, Iowa is happy as hell that Gene Chizik is the head coach at Auburn, and it's obvious he's doing for them what he did for Iowa State.....minus the Cam Newton national title.

King Crimson · Post by **King Crimson** » Mon Oct 08, 2012 3:55 pm

Mace wrote:I think everyone in Ames, Iowa is happy as hell that Gene Chizik is the head coach at Auburn, and it's obvious he's doing for them what he did for Iowa State.....minus the Cam Newton national title.

even though TCU's qb was out, nice win for ISU.

Mace · Post by **Mace** » Mon Oct 08, 2012 4:49 pm

Any road win is good for ISU. Hell, any win at home is good for ISU.

Mace · Post by **Mace** » Mon Oct 08, 2012 9:10 pm

Sudden Sam wrote:A couple more Cyclone wins and The JON will come barrelin' in here proudly displaying his ISU colors!

:LOL: Let's hope not.....but at least he wouldn't be pretending to be a Hawkeye fan/alum.

Truman · Post by **Truman** » Tue Oct 09, 2012 12:17 am

Van and his take on any program east of the Rockies to the contrary, Paul Rhodes has done a damn nice job building that program.

No, despite their colors, they ain't gonna be confused with USC (the West Coast one - hell, it's kinda like havin’ to say which Miami around here anymore... ) anytime soon, but I'd still look for the ‘clones to give the Wizard of Oz and his Cats all they want in Ames this weekend….

Mace · Post by **Mace** » Tue Oct 09, 2012 12:41 am

Truman wrote:Van and his take on any program east of the Rockies to the contrary, Paul Rhodes has done a damn nice job building that program.

No, despite their colors, they ain't gonna be confused with USC (the West Coast one - hell, it's kinda like havin’ to say which Miami around here anymore... ) anytime soon, but I'd still look for the ‘clones to give the Wizard of Oz and his Cats all they want in Ames this weekend….

I think Rhodes needs another recruiting class or two to develope more depth but he's done an amazing job in his short time on the job. Not sure they can handle Snyder's boys this weekend but it should be a good game, especially with it being in Ames and coming off a big road win. Probably going to be a better game than the Iowa-Michigan State game in East Lansing.

Truman · Post by **Truman** » Tue Oct 09, 2012 1:04 am

Well, the Cats have won the last four straight, but every one of 'em were cup-checks that went down to the wire - 'specially the two Farmaggedon battles played right here in the town Where (Journeyman) Quarterbacks Go To Die.

And the last time the Cyclones got Silo Tech at home? 2007.

Iowa State 31, Kansas State 20.

Look for the Cats to escape, but just.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Oct 09, 2012 1:27 am

Truman wrote:hell, it's kinda like havin’ to say which Miami around here anymore...

Easy distiction -- one Miami wins games, the other is about to lose its program.

M Club · Post by **M Club** » Tue Oct 09, 2012 3:15 am

Papa Willie wrote:
M Club wrote:
Van wrote:They keep 'em on their front porches, and they've been known to pull double duty as musical instruments come Friday Night Hoedown time, but they own 'em!

^^^ this, though leave it to tubby mcfats-a-lot to hang his hat on $200 worth of appliances. really has life on lockdown, eh.
Oh my - the ball leech from the far east is back.

which means you're already halfway to melting. what's your cholesterol count?

M Club · Post by **M Club** » Tue Oct 09, 2012 4:06 pm

Pretty boring. Am staring at walls since I was about to eat this bucket of fried chicken but it's gone missing.

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