I miss poptart already.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon Oct 01, 2012 1:02 am

Come back, buddy.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Mon Oct 01, 2012 1:03 am

You'd think he'd stick around so he wouldn't have to admit he got run by KC Scrote.

Al wouldn't approve of this............................pussiness.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon Oct 01, 2012 2:03 am

Jsc810 wrote:Wtf happened?

Some guy got tired of being called a stool-tucking faggot across many message boards, so he decided to inject the sympathy begging reminder into every post about his ailing health and impending surgery, over and over and over again in a pathetic, belly-up search for pity.

Oh wait...that was you.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon Oct 01, 2012 2:51 am

I'm sorry, but the injustice heaped upon poptart from certain unnamed scoundrels and his subsequent withdrawal from T1B really set me off.

:x

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon Oct 01, 2012 3:42 am

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon Oct 01, 2012 3:43 am

...uhhh...I mean...

HOW DARE YOU! Can't you tell my account was obviously hacked?

I think Screw_Michigan did it.

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Mon Oct 01, 2012 4:19 am

Martyred wrote:I'm sorry, but the injustice heaped upon poptart from certain unnamed scoundrels and his subsequent withdrawal from T1B really set me off.

:x

Actually, it was God's will.

Terry in Crapchester · Mon Oct 01, 2012 5:32 pm

Lessee here . . .

Poptart (resident bible-thumper) goes AWOL from the board.

And right around the same time, Andy Williams goes room temperature. Oh, and wasn't Andy Williams a bible-thumper?

Could it be?????

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Tue Oct 02, 2012 8:48 pm

NO REAVE, PAHTAH!!

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Thu Oct 04, 2012 10:33 am

'tart is lurking...

Come back, knucklehead. Turn the other cheek and forgive Scott's trespasses. It's what He would do.

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Fri Oct 05, 2012 6:11 am

i'm really worried.....this is the second week in a row he's not posted in the three best bets thread....this is becoming ever increasingly more serious.....come back tart

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Fri Oct 05, 2012 11:42 pm

Friends...friends who need friends...we're all different, yet all the same...friends...

It's not too late, poptart. Apologise and come home.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Fri Oct 12, 2012 1:26 am

TARTWATCH 2012

Any breaking poptart sightings...post them here.

You are tuned to the TARTWATCH 2012 BREAKING BULLETIN HEADQUARTERS

All 'tart...all the time

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Fri Oct 12, 2012 1:31 am

It's getting serious now. I think we should put all our change together and place an ad on milk cartons or kimchi jars.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Fri Oct 12, 2012 1:53 am

i remember the last time this happened: scritti didn't wake up as usual

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Fri Oct 12, 2012 2:22 am

Cuda wrote:i remember the last time this happened: scritti didn't wake up as usual

Do you think poptart maybe ~gulp~ offed his shit self?

:o

Now I'm genuinely worried...

:(

FLW Buckeye · Post by **FLW Buckeye** » Fri Oct 12, 2012 2:38 am

Hmmm...maybe they need to drag the Han River.

SEOUL, Oct 3 (Reuters) - South Korea aims to promote a message of life and hope and at a bridge over the River Han in the capital, Seoul, that has the unenviable reputation as the favourite place for people wanting to commit suicide.

South Korea's suicide rate has been the highest among developed nations for the past eight years, with almost 43 people choosing to end their lives every day.

The Mapo Bridge, one of 25 over the capital's river, has seen 108 suicide attempts in the past five years but authorities aim to bring that down by placing signs along it with messages such as: "the best part of your life is yet to come".

"At first we considered constructing a wall but that is just a band-aid," said Seoul city government officer Park Haung-jae.

"In fact, more people came to the river after screen doors were installed at subway stations," said Park, referring to screens at subway platforms to stem a spate of suicides there.

The messages on the railing on the Mapo Bridge were chosen by psychiatrists and are aimed at reducing tension and even getting people to relax with humour.

"Did you know gorillas all have blood type B?" reads one message. Another bears a standard Korean greeting: "Have you eaten yet?"

"Doesn't it feel good to be outside walking on a bridge?" asks another, while another simply says "Worries are nothing".

Some photographs of cheerful members of a family have been posted and there's even a statue of a person comforting another.

Park Young-ki, chairman of the Korea Suicide Prevention Union, said people considering suicide were highly agitated.

"By looking at phrases or images they like it may help them come to themselves," Park said. "Those who try to commit suicide want someone to stop them."

Experts say a major reason for South Korea's high suicide rate is a reluctance to bring up issues like mental illness or stress in a society in which people fear being stigmatised.

godzilla2002 · Post by **godzilla2002** » Fri Oct 12, 2012 4:55 am

Poptart was a GREAT Raider Fan, (RIP) He wore his pants half way down his ass he had spray paint on hand at the drop of a hat, fucker made Raider James look like a Dolphin Fan!
Seriously pop get your ass back in here!!!

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Tue Oct 16, 2012 11:04 pm

TARTWATCH 2012

VOS = Victim Of Scott

Mace · Post by **Mace** » Tue Oct 16, 2012 11:22 pm

Poptart's gone??? Seriously? Come to think of it, I haven't scrolled through a bunch of bible verses lately so, yeah, he must be gone. Oh well.....I wonder if he ever figured out the tuck rule?

Oh, and a big "thank you" to Scott.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Oct 17, 2012 3:37 pm

Sudden Sam wrote:He lives.

http://www.thetrolls.net/phpbb/viewtopi ... =2&t=15583

thetrolls.net? You call that living?

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Oct 17, 2012 3:49 pm

Sudden Sam wrote:I want Marty to be able to sleep at night.

Me too. Preferably with the fishes.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Wed Oct 17, 2012 3:53 pm

Mainline an air bubble, you jizz gargling half-wit.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sun Oct 21, 2012 11:38 pm

Bring The Boys Back Home

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Mon Oct 22, 2012 1:08 am

Papa Willie wrote:I'm sure he's found his happiness back at TPB.

TPB? What's that?

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Mon Oct 22, 2012 1:46 am

Bizzarofelice wrote: TPB? What's that?

Avoid that place... pirates everywhere.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Mon Oct 22, 2012 1:54 am

Dinsdale wrote:avoid that place
pirates everywhere.

avoid that place
retards beware

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon Oct 22, 2012 3:03 am

butt pirates

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Mon Oct 22, 2012 3:09 am

Martyred wrote:butt pirates

Bace might take offense to that as he is to Morrissey what Diego in Seattle is to Justin Bieber.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Mon Oct 22, 2012 3:24 am

Atomic Punk wrote:
Martyred wrote:butt pirates
Bace might take offense to that as he is to Morrissey what Diego in Seattle is to Justin Bieber.

Fuck. I didn't do well enough in the SAT to reach the level of Ass-Wiping Nurse Assistant or Walleyed Porn Film Lackey. You're going to have to lower that wicked intelligence to my Accountant level for me to get your wicked burn.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Mon Oct 22, 2012 3:40 am

Not surprised you would respond like that Bace. However, I'm guessing your SAT scores are much higher than anybody in the State of Missouri that posts here. That's quite a feat to at least be able to have a 1 in 5 chance at getting a question right.

I'll mark you down as a default 20% score.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Mon Oct 22, 2012 3:44 am

Atomic Punk wrote:I'm guessing your SAT scores are much higher than anybody in the State of Missouri that posts here.

WRONG!

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Mon Oct 22, 2012 4:12 am

Bizzarofelice wrote:
Atomic Punk wrote:I'm guessing your SAT scores are much higher than anybody in the State of Missouri that posts here.
WRONG!

Sorry to offend you. I was giving you the benefit of a doubt. Are we still friends?

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Wed Oct 24, 2012 9:24 pm

TARTWATCH 2012: Week 4

Is anyone interested in helping me organise a "yellow ribbon" campaign? It will only require a little bit of your time.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Wed Oct 24, 2012 9:38 pm

Martyred wrote:TARTWATCH 2012: Week 4

Is anyone interested in helping me organise a "yellow ribbon" campaign? It will only require a little bit of your time.

I'd be happy to outfit you with a first class bindle if you would actually go out looking for him. It might be an epic adventure right up there with Huck Finn.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Wed Oct 24, 2012 9:45 pm

Mikey wrote:
I'd be happy to outfit you with a first class bindle if you would actually go out looking for him. It might be an epic adventure right up there with Huck Finn.

Today's Tom Sawyer
He gets high on you
And the space he invades
He gets by on you

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Wed Oct 24, 2012 9:47 pm

I'm sorry...I couldn't help myself!

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Wed Oct 24, 2012 9:52 pm

I think that's an impostor.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Wed Oct 24, 2012 9:57 pm

Sudden Sam wrote:He lives.

http://www.thetrolls.net/phpbb/viewtopi ... =2&t=15583

Ouch. What a downward spiral. It's like the successful businessman who lost his job and his family. Now he lives under a bridge, swigging 40s.

Sad. Just sad.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu Oct 25, 2012 12:59 am

you don't need an army.