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Be sensitive to his feelings. His wife has been cheating on him with her trainer and they are getting divorced.Dee Snutz wrote:I edited when I saw this hillbilly was just some trailer park rube.
BSmack wrote:Best. AP take. Ever.
Seriously. I don't disagree with a word of it.
He's likely to tell you that he's left his mark on this board in record setting time but, in reality, the beatings he's taken in here are leaving marks on him.trev wrote:152 posts and I have no idea who you are.
You're just horrible people. On every level. I'm compelled to stay here just to remind some of you what a low life you are.War Wagon wrote:leave, stay, whatever.
this may be the first time I've seen somebody announce their retirement and then take it back... in the same thread.
I'd call you a SIM, but I don't know you well enough yet. But if this performance is indicative of how you negotiate with people in everyday situations...
how the hell did you stumble into T1B anyway?
We're just typing. And reading. I suppose you take this shit way more serious. That's because you're a loser.Mace wrote:He's likely to tell you that he's left his mark on this board in record setting time but, in reality, the beatings he's taken in here are leaving marks on him.trev wrote:152 posts and I have no idea who you are.
I told you, dumbass, this is my life. Pay attention.Dee Snutz wrote:We're just typing. And reading. I suppose you take this shit way more serious. That's because you're a loser.Mace wrote:He's likely to tell you that he's left his mark on this board in record setting time but, in reality, the beatings he's taken in here are leaving marks on him.trev wrote:152 posts and I have no idea who you are.
Yes, you're a loser. I got that from your first dumb shit post. Did you feel the need to punctuate it?Mace wrote:I told you, dumbass, this is my life. Pay attention.
Even this is yawn inducing. You're not funny or clever. Is there anything you're good at?Mace wrote:I made the decision to pass on a college education and wait for Al Gore to invent the internet so I could become a full time messageboard poster. It's been a great life and I feel so blessed.
Well I'm quite good at posting on message boards and have made a comfortable living doing so. I don't post on the comedy boards, dumbass, so don't expect the funny from me. Any other questions?Dee Snutz wrote:Even this is yawn inducing. You're not funny or clever. Is there anything you're good at?Mace wrote:I made the decision to pass on a college education and wait for Al Gore to invent the internet so I could become a full time messageboard poster. It's been a great life and I feel so blessed.
You have made a comfortable living posting on messageboards?Mace wrote:Well I'm quite good at posting on message boards and have made a comfortable living doing so. I don't post on the comedy boards, dumbass, so don't expect the funny from me. Any other questions?Dee Snutz wrote:Even this is yawn inducing. You're not funny or clever. Is there anything you're good at?Mace wrote:I made the decision to pass on a college education and wait for Al Gore to invent the internet so I could become a full time messageboard poster. It's been a great life and I feel so blessed.
de·lu·sion·al [dih-loo-zhuh-nl] Show IPAMace wrote:Well I'm quite good at posting on message boards and have made a comfortable living doing so. I don't post on the comedy boards, dumbass, so don't expect the funny from me. Any other questions?Dee Snutz wrote:Even this is yawn inducing. You're not funny or clever. Is there anything you're good at?Mace wrote:I made the decision to pass on a college education and wait for Al Gore to invent the internet so I could become a full time messageboard poster. It's been a great life and I feel so blessed.
Thank you and good night.Dee Snutz wrote:Mace, you're a far bigger douchebag than I gave you credit for.
Mace wrote:Well I'm quite good at posting on message boards and have made a comfortable living doing so.
What, you don't wanna rub my nose in it? That you "make a living" posting on messageboards?Mace wrote:Thank you and good night.Dee Snutz wrote:Mace, you're a far bigger douchebag than I gave you credit for.
BwahahahahaRoach wrote:And you sir, are a small, meaningless, unhumorous, little attention whore. While your posts to the music threads seemed promising, they were in fact hollow and juvenile.Dee Snutz wrote:Mace, you're a far bigger douchebag than I gave you credit for.
And your desperate antics in this thread only more prove that.
Mace wrote:
Well I'm quite good at posting on message boards and have made a comfortable living doing so. I don't post on the comedy boards, dumbass, so don't expect the funny from me. Any other questions?
JPGettysburg wrote: ↑Fri Jul 19, 2024 8:57 pm In prison, full moon nights have a kind of brutal sodomy that can't fully be described with mere words.
Mace wrote:
Well I'm quite good at posting on message boards and have made a comfortable living doing so. I don't post on the comedy boards, dumbass, so don't expect the funny from me. Any other questions?
mvscal wrote:The only precious metals in a SHTF scenario are lead and brass.
Ahh, because nothing says I'm taking all of this in stride quite like posting a taking-my-ball-and-going-home thread then rescinding it three minutes later.Dee Snutz wrote:I suppose you take this shit way more serious. That's because you're a loser.
Dee Snutz wrote:I'm compelled to stay here just to remind some of you what a low life you are.
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Try to understand, Wags. Superior human beings log onto message boards to tell a bunch of strangers what awful and pathetic losers they are, and that perhaps some should prepare to die, while announcing that they're leaving after a month of furious posting at a place that they can't stand even though they never had any intention to leave in the first place. I mean, what a wonderful display of character and integrity Mr. Snutz has showed, and I would urge any of you with children to show them this thread so they can learn from his example. Dee Snutz is a lot like Tim Tebow -- we're all better people for having been graced with his presence.
Do you ever get tired of pumping your creepy internet life up?In fairness, not all of you are horrible. You seem like a decent dude. And a few others like Bsmack. But people like Mace and R-Jack are laughable losers w inadequacy issues. They're horrible people that I wouldn't associate with. Life's way too short to argue w angry losers that didn't succeed in their life's endeavors. Like Mace and his umpire career. I don't know anyone that wanted to be an umpire. Except a fag that couldn't actually throw a ball and just wanted to be around those that could.War Wagon wrote:I like this line better.
Dee Snutz wrote:I'm compelled to stay here just to remind some of you what a low life you are.
Nothing says "get a life you low brow internet losers" quite like starting a thread telling us what horrible people we are... and then constantly reminding us of that.
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
Yep, MGO has done well here too and is living the good life. Our most pressing problem is that fucking Obama wants to raise taxes for those of us making over $250,000. Rat bastard.R-Jack wrote:Are you kidding? Mgo has made almost Mace levels of cash doing this shit.
Yes, I do. Fortunately you're here to serve up a little humility by telling everybody how horrible and pathetic they are. Mother Theresa would be jealous of your work.Dee Snutz wrote:
You are on the public dole. You're not smart enough to actually make a living on your wits. So what sector are you drawing off of? And what state is scratching a check to you?Mace wrote:Yep, MGO has done well here too and is living the good life. Our most pressing problem is that fucking Obama wants to raise taxes for those of us making over $250,000. Rat bastard.R-Jack wrote:Are you kidding? Mgo has made almost Mace levels of cash doing this shit.
Look, we've turned a shit thread that you started into 3 pages already.....and the cash register just keeps ringing up the sales.Dee Snutz wrote:You are on the public dole. You're not smart enough to actually make a living on your wits. So what sector are you drawing off of? And what state is scratching a check to you?Mace wrote:Yep, MGO has done well here too and is living the good life. Our most pressing problem is that fucking Obama wants to raise taxes for those of us making over $250,000. Rat bastard.R-Jack wrote:Are you kidding? Mgo has made almost Mace levels of cash doing this shit.
That's it, douchebag, just keep posting and get this abortion of a thread to 4 pages so we can make more money.Dee Snutz wrote:Great post. Way to confirm that you're boring.
