Yo, BTPCF! There's a game Friday Night

[M2]

and you may get to see a small glimpse of the most electrifying player in College Football today, bar none.


He'll probably only get to touch the ball a few times during the game... he averages just 5 touches a game.



No, the Black Mamba




has not transferred to the Fuskies or the Golden Bears.





It's "Beast Jet" aka Brendan Bigelow... he runs with the power of "BeastMode" (Marshawn Lynch) and the speed of "Jet Blue" Jahvid Best.

He still holds the California freshman 100m record with time of 10.62 as a 14 year old!

He gave up track to concentrate on football, and I'll thank him next year.






I've made it abundantly clear to Fatfurd if he gets anymore than 5 touches in this game I'll have to hunt him down and kill him.

There is no way Fatfurd is going to fuck up my plan and give "Beast Jet" more than 5 touches in this game so they can win.

The last thing I need is for Fatfurd to win the remaining 3 games and coach next year. It's NOT GOING TO HAPPEN !!!



Just a little perspective here...

The "Black Mamba" has touched the ball 100 times this year for a whopping 1,025 yards.

Now lets look at...

"Beast Jet"... he's touched the ball 50 times this year for 826 yards !!!


In the average-yards-per-touch category, Bigelow wins: 16.52 to 10.25.




Here's a little clip of "Beast Jet" in his game against 9-0 and Top 10 (Ohio State)


Brendan Bigelow — 4 carries, 160 yards, 2 TDs






Should be an interesting night... In Strawberry Canyon.


6pm tonight on the coast.

[Carson]

I've made it abundantly clear to Fatfurd

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

There's a good weak?

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Oh, okay. Good to know.

[M2]

Nice one, m2. Your boys lost to a team that no-offense LSU pounded, 41-3.

Very impressive team you have there.

You hicks aren't very good with reading comprehension, are you?

The PAC12 is weak. Bad weak.

At least were not the SEC.


That powerful Miss State team you were telling us about is getting smoked by a Big 12 team in their own house right now.

[Dinsdale]

That powerful Miss State team you were telling us about is getting smoked by a Big 12 team in their own house right now.

Ohhhhhhhkay.

But I think aTm wouldn't be a contender if they were still in the 12.

[M2]

not impressed with "Mighty" Florida at home against a big 12 team today either.

Mizery is flat out horrible.

[Dinsdale]

Mizery is flat out horrible.

Kal would give them a run for their money. Probably be a 4-2 final score.

[M2]

Mizery is flat out horrible.

Kal would give them a run for their money. Probably be a 4-2 final score.

Cal can only beat-up on truly horrible teams like fucla and Ohio State... as long as Fatfurd's the coach.

Fatfurd even found a way to lose to Ohio State.

[M2]

Nice one, m2. Your boys lost to a team that no-offense LSU pounded, 41-3.

Very impressive team you have there.

You hicks aren't very good with reading comprehension, are you?

WTF are you talking about?

Thanks for making my point.


If you were able to comprehend what was written in my initial post... you would know that I wanted Cal to lose so it would extradite Fatfurd's departure from the program.


You are aware that the reason Cal sucks is Fatfurd... not the players on the team.

Cal had more players drafted last year than any team in the PAC 12...which includes Whoregon and SuC.

Cal is loaded with talent and the only reason they lose is Fatfurd (see the Ohio State game)

[Dinsdale]

Kal would probably realize a $7 mil revenue boost in one season if they let Fatty go.

[M2]

I wanted Cal to lose so it would extradite Fatfurd's departure from the program.

The word you're looking for is expedite.

BWAHA! I overlooked that.

That's ok, you weren't bright enough to figure out what the topic of the thread was before you posted... nobody is going to give you shit for overlooking a typo.

[Mace]

Cal's very likely the best 7 loss team in the country, so I guess you've got that going for you.

[The Seer]

The PAC12 is weak. Bad weak.

You really want to go there....again?

What a maroon.

[The Seer]

Please point out the teams in your conference that you consider to be good.

I see a lot of mediocrity, just like the SEC.

Each conference has it's good teams and it's shit teams....I was (merely) responding to your Pac 12 is weaker than weak smack...

Typically reasonable top 5

Oregon
Oregon St.
UCLA
Stanford
Usc

[Dinsdale]

Texas A&M could shake this up Saturday if Bama is hungover.

First QB you've seen that's any sort of downfield threat... should be interesting. Heck, Meatlessburger was carving up the secondary (in spurts).

Might be a chink in Bama's armour... but I doubt it.

[Dinsdale]

Blitzers were a 1/2 step short repeatedly.

And that defense is going to catch Oregon?

Good luck with that.

Then again, Smart and Saban get paid millions while I tickle these keys, anonymously relaying my brilliance to other unemployed defensive masterminds.

Pretty much.

[Mace]

Then again, Smart and Saban get paid millions while I tickle these keys, anonymously relaying my brilliance to other unemployed defensive masterminds.

Yep, if we were coaching 'Bama, they'd look like Auburn.