Okay, an honest answer...how tiny is Moving Sale?

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Does he really "measure up" to the legend? Or does the myth "dwarf" the reality?

[Moving Sale]

A better question is are you really as stupid as you post?

[Dinsdale]

You can't tell from his severe napoleon complex that he displays here?

[Mace]

Surely you've seen The Wizard of Oz, Marty. His grandparents appeared in the movie.

[Moving Sale]

You can't tell from his severe napoleon complex that he displays here?

How do you wear sunglasses with your eyes bugged so far out of your head shit shoveler?

[Moving Sale]

Surely you've seen The Wizard of Oz, Marty. His grandparents appeared in the movie.

My gmom was the good witch of the north and gdad played the tinman. Anything else jackboot?

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

My gnome...

ftfy


your tiny fingers must have slipped

[Moving Sale]

A ftfy? Your stupid brain must not be able to mash out anything better.

[Mace]

Surely you've seen The Wizard of Oz, Marty. His grandparents appeared in the movie.

My gmom was the good witch of the north and gdad played the tinman. Anything else jackboot?

That must have been in the shorter version of the film. Didn't see that one.

[ML@Coyote]

MS's daddy was also in pictures.

[Bizzarofelice]

Does he really "measure up" to the legend?

Ric Jensen?

[Mace]

How short is he? Mugsy Bogues would be the post player on Moving Sale's basketball team and, at 5'3", would tower over our little lawyer.

[Moving Sale]

MS's daddy was also in pictures.

Looks like he is about squish some dude. I don't remember him being in that flick.
Anything else you senile old fuck?

[Moving Sale]

How short is he? Mugsy Bogues would be the post player on Moving Sale's basketball team and, at 5'3", would tower over our little lawyer.

Before you started tearing up the Constitution and violating peoples' right did you take the time to look up the word tower?

[Mace]

How short is he? Mugsy Bogues would be the post player on Moving Sale's basketball team and, at 5'3", would tower over our little lawyer.

Before you started tearing up the Constitution and violating peoples' right did you take the time to look up the word tower?

I didn't need to "look up the word tower", just like I don't need to "look up" at you.

[Derron]

Don't you guys have some football or golf to watch versus having these epic smack wars with a midget/troll/tard/quack lawyer ?

[ML@Coyote]

Anything else you senile old fuck?

Yeah. Why am I always the "senile old fuck?" How come I never get to be the "fat vapid flyover fuckhole?"

[Moving Sale]

How about when you are being ass raped by wilding youths?

[Moving Sale]

Don't you guys have some football or golf to watch versus having these epic smack wars with a midget/troll/tard/quack lawyer ?

What are you doing here you inbred bugeyed fuck?

[Ken]

Don't you guys have some football or golf to watch versus having these epic smack wars with a midget/troll/tard/quack lawyer ?

Well, if we were to view your question under the microscope, really, it takes little skill to multitask and do both.

[Mace]

To answer your question, Derron, no, I don't have anything better to do. I'm getting a new roof on my house and the DirectTV dish is on the ground. I'm listening to Iowa basketball on the radio and following the NFL on the computer. Resorting to messin' with Moving Sale tells you just how much my weekend sucks.

[War Wagon]

Anything else you senile old fuck?

Yeah. Why am I always the "senile old fuck?" How come I never get to be the "fat vapid flyover fuckhole?"

wrong stereotype, don't confuse him.

btw, the punctuation marks go after the quotation marks, you senile old fuck. :wink:

[Moving Sale]

Because I thought you lived in a Salvadorian slum ML.

[The Seer]

The words "mental midget" just seemed to merit mention in this here type thread....

[Cuda]

Anything else you senile old fuck?

Yeah. Why am I always the "senile old fuck?" How come I never get to be the "fat vapid flyover fuckhole?"

that's my gig, that's why

[Cuda]

here's the little, lisping lawyer at an old troll stop so you can judge his height for yourself



and here's another. Harsh & Y2K appear to be sitting down, if that's any help

[Cuda]

which pic was wytched?

[mvscal]

Dung beetles are pretty small.

[Rooster]

How short is he? If Moving Sale were a short story, he'd be the Cliff's Notes version.

[Dinsdale]

This thread is a little short on substance.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

This thread is a little short on substance.

I'll readily admit...it's the height of arrogance.

[Mace]

Being vertically challenged is no laughing matter and I'm preparing a bullying lawsuit to file against all of you vapid fuckstains.

-TVO

[Mace]

There's more than one reason that TVO had to ride the short bus to school.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Mace, there's no reason to look down on TVO.


Oh wait...there is.

[Mace]

Let's see.....if I were lying on the couch and TVO walked up to me...peering over the top of the cushion...nope, I'd still be looking down on him. Guess I'd have to be napping on the floor.

[Mace]

He's a regular disco queen that's just a little short on rythym and coordination.

[trev]

Men need to be at least 5'9 to be considered masculine. 5'11" and over is more ideal.