Ode to the Fallen

[Truman]

Well, it could happen...

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Their legends were spawn after Inky was clowned
On a troll board inspired by Romey
The One Board it’s said never honors its dead
When the Votes of November turn gloomy.

With a load of bullshit that gave the denizens fits
bradhusker logged onto The One Board
Our regular crew was about to get screwed
When the Votes of November turned surly.

The One Board prevails where so many have failed
Even losers login from Wisconsin
As message boards go, it is better than most
Van, Terry, and Felix well-reasoned.

With ‘husker they bet, permanent exile the threat
As 88 monitored from Cleveland
And later that night as the polling came in
Could it be the Hungus they’re feelin’?

The poll numbers brought them unsettling sounds
As results poured in from all corners
And our ill-fated crew, as did the Deciders too
Knew the vote of November had them reelin’.

The returns came in late as we awaited their fate
When the Votes of November came cashin’
Obama alive, due to bullshit and jive
In the wake of a hurricane comeback.

When suppertime came, Truman finally logged in sayin'.
Fellas, there ain’t votes to save ya.
At Seven P.M. Romney’s landslide kicked in, and we said
Fellas, it's been good t'know ya.

With all of their boasts, the Deciders turned into ghosts
Van, Terry, and Felix in peril.
And later that night, the three slipped out of sight
Sadly run by a troll named bradhusker.

Does anyone know where a bradhusker goes
When he wagers and then disappears?
Board pundits all say Hungus bets are so ghey
With a troll who has nothing to fear.

Will our trio split up or land hard with the Trolls
Perhaps with Confusion Forums?
All that remains are their T1B names
Preserved in the Board’s Archive forums.

Mgo extolls and mvscal harangues
While Indy empties out his new mansion.
ucant still steams with Scott in his dreams;
Dinsdale and Derron are sportsmen.

Bereft of a soul, they hail from Ontario
Phibes and Marty give as well as they get
Sammy takes pics while Buttsy still shits
With the Votes of November remembered.

In a musty old laundry in DC they prayed,
With Screwey and Smackie attending
M2’s wind chimes tolled a dirge for the crime
Of running Van, Terry, and Felix.

Their legends were spawn after Inky was clowned
On a troll board inspired by Romey
The One Board it’s said never honors its dead
When the votes of November turn gloomy.

[Van]

Well...jesus. That was really damn good.

Looks like Obama will win Ohio, and most pundits seem to have predicated victory in this election on 88ville, so we'll see.

[Truman]

Always a silver lining, 8s...

[Mace]

Good job, Truman, and glad that husker is the only one to leave this place.

[Goober McTuber]

Rack the ode. And rack that we get to keep 3 good posters, it appears.

At least 2.

[Felix]

Well...jesus. That was really damn good.

Looks like Obama will win Ohio, and most pundits seem to have predicated victory in this election on 88ville, so we'll see.

looks like we're stuck here van

[Van]

Yep. What a Pyrrhic victory.

[Moving Sale]

Well, it could happen...

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Their legends were spawn after Inky was clowned
On a troll board inspired by Romey
...
The One Board it’s said never honors its dead
When the votes of November turn gloomy.

Way to mail it in tubby.

[Smackie Chan]

In a musty old laundry in DC they prayed,
With Screwey and Smackie attending

I was just there to loan him some quarters. I own a washer & dryer, and am an atheist.

Rack the ode.

[Terry in Crapchester]

Rack Truman.

[smackaholic]

Rack it.

[socal]

Rack Truman.

[Jay in Phoenix]

[LTS TRN 2]

Weak verse. Disgusting display of pure mewling cowardice. Total gun-sucking disgrace of the entire Rovian spoor.

You are SO putrid.

[Felix]

rack the ode tru, good stuff