Pussy on the side takes another one down.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Fri Nov 09, 2012 8:42 pm

How strange this happens right now.

CIA Dir. Gen. Petraeus resigns
34 min ago By MSN News and other wires

He submitted his resignation and cited an extra-marital affair as the reason.

WASHINGTON - The CIA director said he was resigning because he had exercised "extremely poor judgment' in conducting an extramarital affair.

In a statement to the CIA workforce, Petraeus wrote, "Yesterday afternoon, I went to the White House and asked the president to be allowed, for personal reasons, to resign from my position as D/CIA. After being married for over 37 years, I showed extremely poor judgment by engaging in an extramarital affair. Such behavior is unacceptable, both as a husband and as the leader of an organization such as ours."

"Dave's decision to step down represents the loss of one of our nation's most respected public servants," Director of National Intelligence James Clapper said in a statement. "From his long, illustrious Army career to his leadership at the helm of CIA, Dave has redefined what it means to serve and sacrifice for one's country.".

White House spokesman Jay Carney did not provide any details but said: "We'll have something from the president on it today."

According to NBC News, Mike Morrell, the deputy CIA director and a longtime CIA officer, is a likely to take over as "acting director but with the understanding that he may be elevated to the job permanently at some point."

Petraeus took over as head of the CIA in September of 2011. Before taking over the CIA, he had led the surge into Iraq under former President Bush.

According to ABCNews.com, his wife, Holly, has worked with the Obama administration "to help military families."

http://news.msn.com/politics/cia-dir-ge ... us-resigns

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Fri Nov 09, 2012 8:51 pm

Go suck a tinfoil hat you ugly inbred fuck.

Mace · Post by **Mace** » Fri Nov 09, 2012 9:04 pm

Cut him some slack??? Hell, I hope he was gettin' all the strange he could find. I wonder how many suicide missions he's volunteered for hoping he'd not make it back? Props to the General for gettin' laid and not having to ride that pig.

Jerkovich · Post by **Jerkovich** » Fri Nov 09, 2012 9:09 pm

88 wrote:Cut the man some slack. This is what was waiting at home. A fox hole probably looked pretty good sometimes. I wonder who the dame-on-the-side was?

OMG! That looks like my MONSTER-IN-LAW!!!!

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Fri Nov 09, 2012 9:17 pm

So your wife is a fat ugly fuck, gotcha.

Jerkovich · Post by **Jerkovich** » Fri Nov 09, 2012 9:25 pm

Moving Sale wrote:So your wife is a fat ugly fuck, gotcha.

Quite the opposite, pole smoker. Tall, slim, and fit....and a woman, unlike your stuff buddy other.

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Fri Nov 09, 2012 9:27 pm

Guess that explains why he was never seriously considered to run for VP with Mitt.

Jerkovich · Post by **Jerkovich** » Fri Nov 09, 2012 9:48 pm

88 wrote:Too bad. Who better to have at the helm of the Republican Party as it wages its war against women?

With grudge fucks

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Fri Nov 09, 2012 10:19 pm

Jerkovich wrote:
Moving Sale wrote:So your wife is a fat ugly fuck, gotcha.
Quite the opposite, pole smoker. Tall, slim, and fit....and a woman, unlike your stuff buddy other.

Yea the hog looks nothing like her mom.

You are in rare form and it's not quite raindeer season.

Jerkovich · Post by **Jerkovich** » Fri Nov 09, 2012 10:47 pm

Moving Sale wrote:
Jerkovich wrote:
Moving Sale wrote:So your wife is a fat ugly fuck, gotcha.
Quite the opposite, pole smoker. Tall, slim, and fit....and a woman, unlike your stuff buddy other.
Yea the hog looks nothing like her mom.
You are in rare form and it's not quite raindeer season.

Sorry faggot, didn't mean to embarrass you in front of everyone, but you had it coming.

Me? I'm OK.

Jerkovich · Post by **Jerkovich** » Fri Nov 09, 2012 10:49 pm

Oh that's right, you have no children because ass birth is impossible.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Fri Nov 09, 2012 11:04 pm

Hmm. Three days after the election and a week before he was scheduled to testify before Congress on Benghazi. I'm sure it's all one big ole coinkydink...

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Fri Nov 09, 2012 11:05 pm

Wolfman wrote:Guess that explains why he was never seriously considered to run for VP with Mitt.

He was never seriously considered because he's a fucking lib, you moron.

M2 · Post by M2 » Fri Nov 09, 2012 11:16 pm

Jerkovich wrote:
Me? I'm OK.

Good God

You really let AP watch your kids ?

Jerkovich · Post by **Jerkovich** » Fri Nov 09, 2012 11:19 pm

You're a cock sucking ass twat. What do you know?

That girl could stomp you into a mud hole.

M2 · Post by M2 » Fri Nov 09, 2012 11:22 pm

Jerkovich wrote:
That girl

You can't be serious...

Jerkovich · Post by **Jerkovich** » Fri Nov 09, 2012 11:29 pm

Ya, you live in gay town, follow the gay sword flingers, with nightmarish tranies/carniclowns.

Oh, and you make wind chimes. Ya, I think I have it good.

Carson · Post by **Carson** » Fri Nov 09, 2012 11:30 pm

CRIPPLE FIGHT!!!

Jerkovich · Post by **Jerkovich** » Fri Nov 09, 2012 11:31 pm

M2 wrote:
Jerkovich wrote:
That girl

You can't be serious...

Is that all you have besides your cut and paste fantasy?

M2 · Post by M2 » Fri Nov 09, 2012 11:36 pm

Jerkovich wrote: nightmarish tranies

We're on the same page... that's what I saw too.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Fri Nov 09, 2012 11:42 pm

This is what the general was tappin':

His biographer.

Mace · Post by **Mace** » Fri Nov 09, 2012 11:50 pm

He should dump his wife, withdraw his resignation, and keep nailin' the biographer, imo.....or stay married, resign his job, and keep nailin' the biographer. Either way it's better than going home to Godzilla.

M2 · Post by M2 » Fri Nov 09, 2012 11:55 pm

Martyred wrote:This is what the general was tappin':

His biographer.

So, that guy was tapping a dude(check the man-hands) too ?

Check out the strategic hiding of the "Adam's apple"

Just like "reindeer boy"... strange.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Fri Nov 09, 2012 11:59 pm

Martyred wrote:This is what the general was tappin':

His biographer.

That's how it always happens. That's how 80 year old Bob Edwards bagged his 35 year old wife.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sat Nov 10, 2012 12:12 am

Milton, she's 100% shiksa. Something completely alien to you.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sat Nov 10, 2012 11:16 am

News programs are saying that Petraeus won't be at the Benghazi hearings this coming week.

WTF?

Doesn't matter if he is not the CIA director now, he was when this shit happened. Hopefully, some congressmen will grow some balls and see to it that he is there.

The Seer · Post by **The Seer** » Sat Nov 10, 2012 11:39 am

There was a time when the media would salivate over a potential story involving a top government figure, involved in a lurid scandal, that won't testify about a national tragedy / screw up....

Instead, we'll get the details about the obama holiday plans and how the economy continues to "bounce" back....

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Sat Nov 10, 2012 1:21 pm

Read the 2nd letter. As Arte Johnson would say----verrrry interesting.

http://www.nytimes.com/2012/07/15/magaz ... .html?_r=0

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Sat Nov 10, 2012 1:36 pm

Wait a minute. How did you do that?

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Sat Nov 10, 2012 3:57 pm

The Seer wrote:There was a time when the media would salivate over a potential story involving a top government figure, involved in a lurid scandal, that won't testify about a national tragedy / screw up....

You're talking about the decision to invade Iraq, right?

RIGHT?

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Sun Nov 11, 2012 4:16 am

Try making a least a small bit of sense next time, you jizz mopping simpleton.

M Club · Post by **M Club** » Mon Nov 12, 2012 3:05 pm

a side-by-side of their arms would have been enough.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Mon Nov 12, 2012 3:17 pm

Sudden Sam wrote: Hell, the guy is human. Let's cut him some slack.

Yeah, considering CIA directors aren't allowed to engage in extra-marital affairs because it leaves them vulnerable to blackmail, let's cut him some slack.

Do you know anything about how the REAL WORLD works beyond your backwater hellhole?

M Club · Post by **M Club** » Mon Nov 12, 2012 3:40 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:
Sudden Sam wrote: Hell, the guy is human. Let's cut him some slack.
Yeah, considering CIA directors aren't allowed to engage in extra-marital affairs because it leaves them vulnerable to blackmail, let's cut him some slack.

Do you know anything about how the REAL WORLD works beyond your backwater hellhole?

Then anyone with any sort of security clearance shouldn't be allowed to fuck around, even if all they're doing is mopping jizz in a secure location.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Nov 12, 2012 4:27 pm

I doubt that the video booths in the porn shop are all that secure.

M Club · Post by **M Club** » Mon Nov 12, 2012 4:38 pm

I assumed some of his union brothers were working Langley.

Mace · Post by **Mace** » Mon Nov 12, 2012 4:43 pm

People with high security clearance can't have affairs? You're joking, right?

- JFK, Bill Clinton, and a host of other high ranking government officials.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Mon Nov 12, 2012 8:47 pm

The ranking Republican on the Senate Intelligence Committee said he’s spoken to former CIA Director David Petraeus about still testifying on the Benghazi attack — and the answer is not now.

Sen. Saxby Chambliss (R-Ga.) said on ABC’s This Week this morning that his committee wasn’t told about the Petraeus investigation — reportedly centering around his mistress and emails — until Friday, when the general’s resignation was announced.

“He and I have already had a conversation. You know, he’s trying to put his life back together right now and that’s what he needs to focus on,” Chambliss said in regard to Thursday’s closed-door Benghazi hearing, at which Petraeus was supposed to testify.

Just when you think it couldn't get any more pathetic. Poor little guy can't testify because he's "trying to put his life back together."

Wonder how that would work for his former subordinates. "Sorry, sir. I can't deploy to Afghanistan right now because I'm trying to put my life back together. Maybe some other rotation."

What a fucking cunt.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Mon Nov 12, 2012 8:53 pm

Hey potato peeler, you can't rotate back if you are no longer in military.

Have you ever been right about anything EVER?

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Mon Nov 12, 2012 8:53 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:Yeah, considering CIA directors aren't allowed to engage in extra-marital affairs because it leaves them vulnerable to blackmail, let's cut him some slack.

Do you know anything about how the REAL WORLD works beyond your backwater hellhole?

Evidently in the "REAL WORLD," your turd colored hero permits a clearly compromised Director of Central Intelligence to remain in his post for months rather than risk a political scandal before the election.