Just lucky, I guess....

[Mace]

.....that we don't see much of this in my neck of the woods.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

"Fuckin' amateurs..."

Sincerely,

[H4ever]

.....that we don't see much of this in my neck of the woods.

and the funny thing is wearing your pants low slung like that in prison means you like it up the arse and are prepared to put out. And no, I do not have "intimate" knowledge of this, it's a known fact. :grin:

[Mace]

I seriously doubt that there are many prisons who allow prisoners to wear their jeans like that.

[H4ever]

I seriously doubt that there are many prisons who allow prisoners to wear their jeans like that.

No, but I imagine they wear them like that when they can get away with it. Ya know, shankings, drug transactions, assaults manage to transpire in prison. So it stands to reason pants are worn low-slung occasionally and without notice.

[Mace]

I seriously doubt that there are many prisons who allow prisoners to wear their jeans like that.

No, but I imagine they wear them like that when they can get away with it. Ya know, shankings, drug transactions, assaults manage to transpire in prison. So it stands to reason pants are worn low-slung occasionally and without notice.

The way you "reason", no doubt.

[H4ever]

I seriously doubt that there are many prisons who allow prisoners to wear their jeans like that.

No, but I imagine they wear them like that when they can get away with it. Ya know, shankings, drug transactions, assaults manage to transpire in prison. So it stands to reason pants are worn low-slung occasionally and without notice.

The way you "reason", no doubt.

" English, Motherfucker! Do you speak it?"

[Mace]

Go fuck yourself, cuntlips. Did you understand that?

[H4ever]

Go fuck yourself, cuntlips. Did you understand that?

Translation: Yea...i got cunt-punted on this. Watch now whilst I reach into the "mean and nasty word bag" to try and deflect.

[mvscal]

No, but I imagine they wear them like that when they can get away with it. Ya know, shankings, drug transactions, assaults manage to transpire in prison. So it stands to reason pants are worn low-slung occasionally and without notice.

You seem to spend an inordinate amount of time "imagining" how men in prison wear their pants and whether or not it indicates their receptivity to anal intercourse.

[R-Jack]

He's even ignored the fact that origins of sagging came from the banning of belts in prisons and went straight for the buttsecks angle.

[Goober McTuber]

No, but I imagine they wear them like that when they can get away with it. Ya know, shankings, drug transactions, assaults manage to transpire in prison. So it stands to reason pants are worn low-slung occasionally and without notice.

The way you "reason", no doubt.

" English, Motherfucker! Do you speak it?"

Did you really have that much trouble understanding Mace's post?

[H4ever]

No, but I imagine they wear them like that when they can get away with it. Ya know, shankings, drug transactions, assaults manage to transpire in prison. So it stands to reason pants are worn low-slung occasionally and without notice.

You seem to spend an inordinate amount of time "imagining" how men in prison wear their pants and whether or not it indicates their receptivity to anal intercourse.

Based off the ONE post? That's some weak sauce there brutha. But nice breakdown and you did a lovely job there, sister, slipping the anal intercourse in there. Did ya rub one out afterwards?

[H4ever]

[
Did you really have that much trouble understanding Mace's post?

No, I was just fucking with him due to how much of a prick he became after I basically agreed with him and commented on the thread he started. Capice?

[Mace]

No, but I imagine they wear them like that when they can get away with it. Ya know, shankings, drug transactions, assaults manage to transpire in prison. So it stands to reason pants are worn low-slung occasionally and without notice.

You seem to spend an inordinate amount of time "imagining" how men in prison wear
pants and whether or not it indicates their receptivity to anal intercourse.

Based off the ONE post? That's some weak sauce there brutha. But nice breakdown and you did a lovely job there, sister, slipping the anal intercourse in there. Did ya rub one out afterwards?

Why don't you get drunk on your ass and give Moving Sale a ride to the east coast....please.

[H4ever]

He's even ignored the fact that origins of sagging came from the banning of belts in prisons and went straight for the buttsecks angle.

velcro belts are utilized in a number of prisons these days. But, you may be right about the origins of the sagging pants look. Shit's since changed and it means a number of different things on the inside and the outside. Go and ahead and Google that shit for us will ya?

[H4ever]

[
Why don't you get drunk on your ass and give Moving Sale a ride to the east coast....please.

Why don't you and AP go panty-shopping?

[R-Jack]

He's even ignored the fact that origins of sagging came from the banning of belts in prisons and went straight for the buttsecks angle.

velcro belts are utilized in a number of prisons these days. But, you may be right about the origins of the sagging pants look. Shit's since changed and it means a number of different things on the inside and the outside. Go and ahead and Google that shit for us will ya?

The origin was pretty common knowledge. I really have no problem deferring to you regarding homosexual prison culture.

[H4ever]

He's even ignored the fact that origins of sagging came from the banning of belts in prisons and went straight for the buttsecks angle.

velcro belts are utilized in a number of prisons these days. But, you may be right about the origins of the sagging pants look. Shit's since changed and it means a number of different things on the inside and the outside. Go and ahead and Google that shit for us will ya?

The origin was pretty common knowledge. I really have no problem deferring to you regarding homosexual prison culture.

Are you in the 5th grade?

" You are gay! lolololl OMG! gay gay gay! ha ahhahha lol"
Sin,

Tard-sack

[Dinsdale]

Which barely-literate retard gets lit up with greater vigor -- H4ever, or Screwy?

I mean, they both go from inane post to the bottom of the pile in a few keystrokes, but I was wondering if it was possible to quantify the results of these two Sultans of Stupid into a tangible number.

[H4ever]

Which barely-literate retard gets lit up with greater vigor -- H4ever, or Screwy?

I mean, they both go from inane post to the bottom of the pile in a few keystrokes, but I was wondering if it was possible to quantify the results of these two Sultans of Stupid into a tangible number.

And looky there.....Dins jumps on the pile like a fat-fuck 3rd string defensive lineman on senior night 3 seconds after the whistle blew.....as per usual. Nice work Preston!

[Mace]

Which barely-literate retard gets lit up with greater vigor -- H4ever, or Screwy?

I mean, they both go from inane post to the bottom of the pile in a few keystrokes, but I was wondering if it was possible to quantify the results of these two Sultans of Stupid into a tangible number.

That's like asking who's worse.....Kentucky or Auburn? We need a head to head to determine the winner because they lose to everyone else.

[H4ever]

Which barely-literate retard gets lit up with greater vigor -- H4ever, or Screwy?

I mean, they both go from inane post to the bottom of the pile in a few keystrokes, but I was wondering if it was possible to quantify the results of these two Sultans of Stupid into a tangible number.

That's like asking who's worse.....Kentucky or Auburn? We need a head to head to determine the winner because they lose to everyone else.

Nice ass-slap on Preston there, Corky.

[Goober McTuber]

[
Why don't you get drunk on your ass and give Moving Sale a ride to the east coast....please.

Why don't you and AP go panty-shopping?

Nice use of the ubb code, Tard4ever. Was bradhusker your very own shit troll?

[R-Jack]

Let this be a lesson to you all folks. Don't step to husker with that weak smack. He'll call you corky.

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

Who is Preston?

[Mace]

Let this be a lesson to you all folks. Don't step to husker with that weak smack. He'll call you corky.

I was truly floored by that "Corky" blast and have been left speechless. I don't know where we find smack beasts like H4ever but, when he brings it, you'd better duck and run. Our recruiting coordinator here at T1B needs a raise. First it was Dee Snutz and now H4ever......gotta be the #1 recruiting class in Div.I message boards.

[Jay in Phoenix]

I was truly floored by that "Corky" blast and have been left speechless. I don't know where we find smack beasts like H4ever but, when he brings it, you'd better duck and run. Our recruiting coordinator here at T1B needs a raise. First it was Dee Snutz and now H4ever......gotta be the #1 recruiting class in Div.I message boards.

While ranking this elite class Mace, please don't forget to include the crème de la crème of smackers, lil' TVO. I'm sure it was just a tiny oversight. Perhaps you just experienced some short-term memory. After all, Dee and H4ever could never dwarf their fellow 'tardling, so it must have just been a little mistake.

[H4ever]

Let this be a lesson to you all folks. Don't step to husker with that weak smack. He'll call you corky.

Fuckin' right....betta axe somebody. I ain't been the same since someone ripped my official ONYX "Bac da fuck up" album poster.

[H4ever]

Let this be a lesson to you all folks. Don't step to husker with that weak smack. He'll call you corky.

I was truly floored by that "Corky" blast and have been left speechless. I don't know where we find smack beasts like H4ever but, when he brings it, you'd better duck and run. Our recruiting coordinator here at T1B needs a raise. First it was Dee Snutz and now H4ever......gotta be the #1 recruiting class in Div.I message boards.

Was gonna go to the Cal message board but they had 5 blue-chippers at my position already.

[Mace]

I was truly floored by that "Corky" blast and have been left speechless. I don't know where we find smack beasts like H4ever but, when he brings it, you'd better duck and run. Our recruiting coordinator here at T1B needs a raise. First it was Dee Snutz and now H4ever......gotta be the #1 recruiting class in Div.I message boards.

While ranking this elite class Mace, please don't forget to include the crème de la crème of smackers, lil' TVO. I'm sure it was just a tiny oversight. Perhaps you just experienced some short-term memory. After all, Dee and H4ever could never dwarf their fellow 'tardling, so it must have just been a little mistake.

My bad, Jay. Apparently I looked right over the top of him.

[Mace]

Let this be a lesson to you all folks. Don't step to husker with that weak smack. He'll call you corky.

I was truly floored by that "Corky" blast and have been left speechless. I don't know where we find smack beasts like H4ever but, when he brings it, you'd better duck and run. Our recruiting coordinator here at T1B needs a raise. First it was Dee Snutz and now H4ever......gotta be the #1 recruiting class in Div.I message boards.

Was gonna go to the Cal message board but they had 5 blue-chippers at my position already.

The Cal board has 5 blue-chip tards? Damn, M2's gonna have some competition for posting time.

[missjo]

It looks even worse when guys with Skinny Jeans wear them like this, so when their wallet is in their back pocket it hangs off the back of their knee looking like some sort or weird growth.
Not attractive at all.

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

Speaking of Skinny Jeans... just stop. I doubt you could fit one of those horribly tatted ham hocks you call arms into one of the legs.