MStool to be next Cal coach

[Laxplayer]

http://espn.go.com/college-football/sto ... 3-9-season

Tedford out......MSTOOL to take over and claim national championships every year for the next millenium even though they'll still suck ass.

[Goober McTuber]

Now that Tedford is gone, toolio will have no more scapegoats for Cal's immense suckitude.

[The Seer]

I figured by now he would be fellating this thread....but no m2ool.....maybe he was Tedford....

[MuchoBulls]

Don't see why they're struggling so much. According to m2 at the beginning of the year, they'd have the best defense in all of football.

Plus the future was bright because they had commitments from every 5-star in the country.

Saw something on Twitter yesterday where the CAL AD mentioned that academics had fallen to the point of being the worst in the PAC 12.

[R-Jack]

I mean how low? Running just behind low or now we believe m2 could have attended low?

There are far too many asians at Cal for this to happen.

[Mikey]

There are far too many asians at Cal for this to happen.

I thought they lost most of their top recruits to UC Irvine.

[Terry in Crapchester]

I've actually heard Bob Diaco's name thrown around for the Cal job. Considering he would be coming from ND, 2oodles' head has to be spinning if he's heard that one.

I'd like Diaco to stay at ND but certainly couldn't blame him in the least for making the move to a HC position, particularly after the year ND's defense has had. I'd hope he'd wind up in a better job than Cal, however.

And I suppose I should give 2oodles credit for one thing: were it not for him, I probably wouldn't be aware that Cal actually has a football team.