Comrade, Martyred... is this true?

[Cuda]

http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/33 ... mark-steyn

The Twinkie Curtain Descends
By Mark Steyn
November 20, 2012 3:01 P.M.


From the deplorably parochial coverage in the US media, you’d almost get the impression that those iconic American delicacies of Twinkies and Wonder Bread have ceased production. That’s not true. They’ve just ceased production for Americans. Up north, the streets are paved with Twinkies, and every Canadian is walking in a Winter
Wonderbreadland:

Twinkie and Wonder Bread lovers in the U.S. can still head north of the border to stock up on the baked goods even with the bankruptcy of Hostess Brands Inc.

Saputo Inc. (SAP), Canada’s largest dairy processor, has the trademark and brand rights to Hostess CupCakes and Hostess Twinkies in the country and manufactures the products themselves, said Sandy Vassiadis, a spokeswoman for the company.

“It’s totally separate,” she said, in an interview from Saputo’s headquarters near Montreal. “We own the rights in Canada so what’s happening in the U.S. doesn’t affect us.”

Happy the man who can say that as the fiscal cliff looms.

As pitiful Twinkieless Americans stampede for Vancouver, Windsor and Niagara, it would be tempting for gloating Canadians to descend into Twinkie triumphalism. But fortunately they’re mindful of Churchill’s injunction – in victory, magnanimity:

Sorry, guys, but we continue to beat your asses. (While making them bigger…)


PS If you want your authentically all-American Canadian-made Twinkies, my advice is get them soon, before the zealots of US Homeland Security raise them to the threat level of Kinder Eggs.

how much is a package of hostess products going for these days?

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Any of my American friends need a hook-up? Just PM me.
My shit is fo' real, yo...and uncut.

P.S. ~ I'm hiring "Twinkie Mules" for the purpose of smuggling Twinkies over the border.


:o

[Goober McTuber]

...and uncut.

Now that will get Cooter's attention.

[Cuda]

Well, it certainly got your attention, didn't it, Gobbles?

Stop projecting

[Cueball]

P.S. ~ I'm hiring "Twinkie Mules" for the purpose of smuggling Twinkies over the border.


:paul:

[missjo]

I really Don't get the whole twinkie thing, :?
I tried the once & they were disgusting!!

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

Are Twinkies, like, the only thing you won't eat?

Step away from the trough, ho...

[Screw_Michigan]

Well, it certainly got your attention, didn't it, Gobbles?

Stop projecting

The IKYABWAI is strong in Cuddles.

[Goober McTuber]

Well, it certainly got your attention, didn't it, Gobbles?

Stop projecting

The IKYABWAI is strong in Cuddles.

Other than swinging from Biggie's nutsack and Blondie Babe resets, it's really all he's got.

[Cuda]

you two ought to go get a room so you can suck each other's dicks in private.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

C'mon guys...this is not what Thanksgiving is all about.

:(

[smackaholic]

But out canuck.

When is thanksgiving in the great white north, anyhoo? Do you guys stuff a beaver?

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Do you guys stuff a beaver?

Hell yes.

[The Seer]

I really Don't get the whole twinkie thing, :?
I tried the once & they were disgusting!!

Try inserting them in another orifice.