LSU Pete Maravich Assembly Center PET

[Wolfman]

LSU still plays basketball?

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

The guy in the beard, btw, is LSU quarterback Zach Mettenburger. Sam is the only one who might have guessed that probably.

No one gives a fuck.

[Screw_Michigan]

Rack the PET, JSC.

Where's Dale Brown when you need him? Also, you can tell LSU doesn't care about bball as there are no courtside seats.

[Left Seater]

Rack the PET.

[atomicdad]

What is up with the dead gal a couple of rows back?

[Carson]

She's a leftover from Katrina.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Thanks y'all. Now in ER they just hit me with zophran and dilauded in the IV and that makes a change in attitude. It seems that I have another intestinal blockage due to scar tissue, it started last night at the game and got much worse today. I'm where I need to be at the moment but it is not looking good to be out by Thanksgiving lunch. They're talking about possible surgery, I need it but this isn't the best timing, and the surgery itself isn't pleasant. I'm supposed to go on a duck hunting/ fishing trip starting on Friday and was going to do a PET on that, not sure I'll make that now. They're about to take me for a CT now, rack the trolls.

When did anyone on this board...even once...feign interest in your boring ass existence?

If a Jsc fell in the forest, would anybody care?

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

P.S. ~ I hope your heart explodes on the operating table and your kids have to go live with their piece of shit mom.

Happy Turkey Day, you uninteresting cunt.

[mvscal]

P.S. ~ I hope your heart explodes on the operating table and your kids have to go live with their piece of shit mom.

Happy Turkey Day, you uninteresting cunt.

He's not going to go out like that. One day his asshole will just say, "Fuck it," and his intestines will drop out in a stinking pile around his ankles.

[Derron]

You would be surprised how much your gut can take and still keep functioning.

Hope all turns out well there Jsc.

Being in the hospital sucks donkey cock.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Happy Thanksgiving to you too Marty. I'm not The Most Interesting Man in the World, but I am the luckiest, even as I sit here and drink this nasty stuff for the next tests.

You know what, Chip? That really warms my heart.

I'm really sorry I said those cruel things about you and I take them all back.

May you have many holidays to come. Cherish them with your loved ones, because our time here is short...and in the end, all we have is the memories of precious moments spent with those that love us...and those we love.

Be well, my dear chum.

[War Wagon]

nobody loves you, Marty, unless you paid for it first.

[Van]

Jsc, you really need to have a serious sit-down with your balky innards. They're proving to be quite a pain in your ass. No one should ever have to spend as much time in hospitals and under the knife as you have.

Not good. Knock it off already. Get healthy and stay healthy, for once.

By the way, your youngest daughter there has the smile of an angel. Just beautiful.

Zack Mettenburger looks like Justin Bieber on crack.


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[Ken]

He's not going to go out like that. One day his asshole will just say, "Fuck it," and his intestines will drop out in a stinking pile around his ankles.

Holy fuck, rack that.