Happy T-Day Mothafuckas

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Happy T-Day Mothafuckas

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Grandkids in the house, turkey's in the oven (or was it the other way around? :? )

Everybody's sacked out watching Ironman 2. All is as it should be.

Off to the store for some last minute stuff before the 16 or so guests start coming over.
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"Off to the bar for a couple of cold ones before the 16 or so guests start coming over."

Fixed that for you. Another Thanksgiving ritual. Enjoy.
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Wolfman wrote:"Off to the bar for a couple of cold ones before the 16 or so guests start coming over."

Fixed that for you. Another Thanksgiving ritual. Enjoy.

Damn, you got me figured out. That reminds me, I've got to put the beer in my trunk on ice (before i drink one on the way to the bar).
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Happy Turkey-Day to you all, too. One of my favorite days of the year. All the ladies are going through the 10 lbs. of black Friday ads and comparing strategies on how to get all that cheap shit they don't really need but can't pass up a good deal. Thought about picking up a 60 inch LED but I might wait another year, I've already got a 55. Not to go all Aggie-dude here, but that would put us up to 6 tvs. :grin:
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You can sell me one of your TVs.
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H4ever wrote:....but that would put us up to 6 tvs. :grin:
Pauper.

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H4ever wrote:Happy Turkey-Day to you all, too. One of my favorite days of the year. All the ladies are going through the 10 lbs. of black cocks....
ftfy

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mikey, go ahead and have a 12 pack, smoke a jay or two, maybe do a few lines of coke before heading to the store. It's really no big deal. Just watch those left turns.
mvscal wrote:The only precious metals in a SHTF scenario are lead and brass.
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And a happy "Thanks for screwing up the country, Texas!" Day to everyone.
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Thankful for:

A sunny 77 degree day because we're eating outside this afternoon.
Ace Rentals - we won't have to do any dishes or wash the tablecloths.
Newcastle Ale and Oban, which I plan to start on around noon.
Stanford vs. UCLA on Saturday.
Stanford vs. UCLA next Friday, hopefully.
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KC Scott wrote:
Mikey wrote: Newcastle Ale and Oban, which I plan to start on around noon
The Only Beer I'll Drink
One of my favorite Scotch
Oh shit, will I ever live this down?

:grin:
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Back atcha, Mikey!

Bird went on the smoker at 6:15 AM; got the Lions and Texans on the tube; Mizzou hoops on the radio; Horns and Frogs tonight; and enjoying a Boulevard Nutcracker Ale-or-three. Oh, and it's 70-fucking-degrees outside! War American Holidays! :grin:
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Pretty much the standard fare. Bird, mashed taters, various squashes, sweet potato casserole which thankfully the OL could not ruin with those stupid little marshmallows she usually puts on. Marshmallow is utter shit, why anyone would want to ruin something as nice as a sweet potato with it is beyond me.

Is is actually a degree or two over 50 and sunny. Not quite warm enough to move dinner out to the deck, but, I'll take it. Remember more than a few turkey days when it snowed like hell.
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Happy day. :grin:


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pron wrote:Happy day. :grin:


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My friend and his wife had a few friends over at their place in the People's Republic of Cleveland Park in the District, so I hung out there and watched the Skins cunt-punt the Girls. Drank a few Bell's Best Brown ales, Christmas ales and Midwestern Ales, and Java Stouts. Always have to spend a little extra on the booze quality at holidays.
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I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
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Hope you had a good Thanksgiving, Screwey. Cheers.
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KC Scott wrote:Just got this out of the fryer

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Looks good. Where did you buy it?
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KC Scott wrote:Just got this out of the fryer

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Nice backsplash. Is that green slate? Looks a lot like the material we used.
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pron wrote:Happy day. :grin:


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How did those puppies not get loose? Carpet tape?

Rack pron!
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