Fuck Ohio State

[M Club]

It's been 357 days since OSU last beat Michigan. This is what you look like before you enroll at OSU:



And what you like like by your junior year:



Denard runs, throws, and catches a TD. Michigan wins by 10+.

[buckeye_in_sc]

UH NO

Urban's first OSU v Michigan game
At the Shoe
Chance to go 12-0
Senior Day

Braxton goes balls deep in the Michigan defense...Carlos Hyde absolutely destroys your pathetic little back 7 with his power runs and OSU wins going away...

Fuck the Skunk Bears...

Sig bet?

[M Club]

Sig bet?

No. You have to wear the photo I send you as your avatar.

[Shoalzie]

Shoelace screwing up his elbow couldn't have worked out better for them. They have more a credible passing game with Gardner and still have that threat of the tuck-and-run. Yeah, he's beaten three rump teams but he's dominating these games. They're a better team now with Gardner as the QB...they're less of a novelty act and you have to actually respect the passing game and not just stay home and keep Denard from running to daylight.

4 weeks ago, I would've had the Buckeyes as 2+ touchdown favorites...I think Michigan can go down there and actually win this one. You wonder what could've been in Lincoln if Gardner was prepared to step in and instead 0-for-Bellomy gave them no chance of winning that game and this one coming up could've been for a shot at Indianapolis.

It sickens me to see Urban roll out of the hospital bed...err...get off the couch...err...the booth and take a team that won't even come close to being his best team to an unbeaten season. Sam is absolutely right...he's going to dominate this conference when he gets a couple of his classes coming in. Another scandal or fake health issue are the only things that will slow Urban down. This probably Brady's best shot at popping him down at the Horseshoe.


Michigan 28
tOSU 24

[M Club]

Once Urban gets his thug recruits in on a regular basis, Michigan will never see another victory.

Surprised you think this way. Hoke's trying to turn Michigan back into Bama while Urban's turning OSU into Florida. We've all heard your thoughts about the spread before. And considering Mattison's turned our Dickrod rejects into one of the statistically best defenses in the country, imagine what will happen once all his super recruits finally grow pubic hair.

[M Club]

It sickens me to see Urban roll out of the hospital bed...err...get off the couch...err...the booth and take a team that won't even come close to being his best team to an unbeaten season. Sam is absolutely right...he's going to dominate this conference when he gets a couple of his classes coming in. Another scandal or fake health issue are the only things that will slow Urban down. This probably Brady's best shot at popping him down at the Horseshoe.

TFG you're not a white lady living in a trailer park, otherwise every other one of your posts would be about how your abusive man is really just misunderstood. I think this is Hoke's best shot in Columbus until 2014 when he rolls in with an actual offensive line, actual wide receivers that weren't Oompa Loompa extras in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, and actual defensive players that were offered actual scholarships to play college football.

Otherwise, 12-0 in a joke conference. The only perfect way for this to end is Wisconsin to act like they actually won the Big Ten after they beat a 5-3 nevermind 7-1 because thanks, refs Nebraska in the CCG.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Sorry, but it's pure destiny for O$U to go 12-0 and have nothing to show for it. Bucknuts 34 UM 27

[Shoalzie]

TFG you're not a white lady living in a trailer park, otherwise every other one of your posts would be about how your abusive man is really just misunderstood. I think this is Hoke's best shot in Columbus until 2014 when he rolls in with an actual offensive line, actual wide receivers that weren't Oompa Loompa extras in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, and actual defensive players that were offered actual scholarships to play college football.

Otherwise, 12-0 in a joke conference. The only perfect way for this to end is Wisconsin to act like they actually won the Big Ten after they beat a 5-3 nevermind 7-1 because thanks, refs Nebraska in the CCG.

I love posting just to see you predictably flip out on me...

Michigan will be better by then but so will those other guys. Urban will eventually have his Florida teams up here but with a little extra fat so they can actually play in temps under 50 degrees.

[M Club]

I'm pretty sure there's never been a time when both Michigan and OSU had top flight talent. Michigan never won in Columbus then. Your man's about to wake up so better go cook him breakfast before he beats you again.

[Mace]

I'll go along with the thread title and say "Fuck Ohio State" and then add a "Fuck Michigan" too. Michigan won't win in Columbus this year and will be lucky to beat the Buckeyes once every four years after Urban has a chance to fully implement his SEC recruiting methods, and tOSU boosters will consider it money well spent.

[M Club]

I like how the spread would never work in the Big Ten five years ago but now it's once Urban gets the spread up and running, whoo weee. In reality it should be "wonder what family medical issue is going to suddenly be an issue once OSU's 8-4 and half the team's in jail."

[M Club]

The only difference between Michigan and OSU this year is you barely beat Cal at home while we played the BCS National Championship Game on the road. Well, Nebraska too, but they didn't gash our no-name defense like they did yours. I suppose we weren't going to drop 60 on them as well, but, er, Russel Bellomy, who's Doug Flutie but without the mullet, confidence, arm, sass, or even basic human relationships.

[M Club]

Didn't your squad last year have its worst defensive outing against a directional school with 17 different words in its name? Coaches dick around during the OOC since it's basically practice at full speed.

[Goober McTuber]

Sorry, but it's pure destiny for O$U to go 12-0 and have nothing to show for it. Bucknuts 34 UM 27

2nd. Too bad tOSU didn't sit out last year's bowl season. They could be facing ND for a national championship.

[M Club]

Didn't your squad last year have its worst defensive outing against a directional school with 17 different words in its name? Coaches dick around during the OOC since it's basically practice at full speed.

You're right. No excuses, but that was for the most part the backup D guys. The OSU game was like the 4th game of this year and Ohio State was fighting for their lives all day. UAB is beyond pitiful.

So is Purdue. So is Indiana.

Not impressed with Ohio State at all.

Neither is Eddie George.

No one's impressed with the Big 10 as a whole, rightfully so. The CCG's going to be between one team whose birth is based on tattoos and kid fucking and a second who'd be 1-14 this year if they refs hadn't physically erased so many touchdowns off the actual scoreboard. Brady Hoke was 11-2 last year and even though he already has three losses this year whatevs since two of those are playing for the MNC and the other got to line up against Michigan's punt team all 2nd half. I only mention because looks like we're a decent team again but really it's just because we play in a conference Big East teams would rip through.

[buckeye_in_sc]

4th game of the year...new coach, new scheme, etc..I don't hear Urban whining about the spread/up tempo and how his team can't adjust like Nick...and in all honestly they should have lost that or the Cal game...but they FOUND A WAY TO WIN and hang on regardless of who the team was...I mean teams face close calls every year against scab dick team don't they?



and correct if I am wrong didn't Bama lose to LA Monroe or some such Nick's FIRST year with all that SEC talent and what such?

Look to say OSU hasn't improved is ludicrous...are they where they need to be? HELL NO...but defensively they have improved immensely from the OOC and Indiana debacle...

I like OSU's chances this week

Urban's first Michigan game
Senior Day
Honoring the 2002 NC team

add it all up and I think a major shit stomping is going to happen

[M Club]

Please select from the following: Air Force, Massachusetts, Purdue, Illinois, Michigan State, Minnesota, Northwestern or Iowa.

That's only because they haven't played OSU yet.

[M Club]

I guess since Ohio State is undefeated, it is natural to attack Ohio State's season on whatever grounds you can.

But here is an interesting truth to consider. Michigan has played three quality opponents this year (Alabama, Notre Dame and Nebraska) and has found a way to lose to each and every one of them. What is Michigan's qualitiy win this year? Please select from the following: Air Force, Massachusetts, Purdue, Illinois, Michigan State, Minnesota, Northwestern or Iowa.

And it's interesting you belittle my whole "the Big 10 sucks" thing then prove that point by typing out Michigan's schedule.

[FLW Buckeye]

A 6-6 Ohio State team from last year has marched through undefeated with a new coach, new offense and half a defense (if you haven't noticed, our fullback is playing linebacker).

And I'm sure that the Buckeyes would gladly take another SCUM player labeled as a crybaby by UM fans. Both Zach and Justin Boren have worked out fine.

Thank you, Blue!

OSU- 42
Ann Arbor Community College- 21

[L45B]

The hate is beginning to smolder in my gut.

Rack 88's beautiful artwork on this site.

Last year was Bitchagain's best shot at a win in this rivalry in a long time, and they were one freshman QB overthrown pass away from getting hot carled in the Pig House. I expect Ohio State to resume the asskickings they were doling out before everyone was getting all sensitive about tattoos and such. Basically, assume this upcoming thrashing as a nice preview of future seasons with Urban Meyer on the sidelines. Not to mention, he's going undefeated in the $B1G$ while also getting to spend some quality time with his family. You know that is pissing him off to no end and inevitably, he won't be as forgiving next season-- to neither his opponents nor his kids.

The only thing we Buckeyes are worried about is the ill-timing of Hostess going down the tubes right before The Game. This should give Brady Choke plenty of bulletin board material, I don't doubt he is fired up about this. Luckily, the thirteen Thanksgiving leftover meals, doused in hot gravy, between now and Saturday should be enough to subdue his appetite.

Ohio State 46
TSUN 34

[Shoalzie]

Enough with the cutesy one-off unis. We can't hate you if you don't look like what you're supposed to...

http://www.landgrantholyland.com/2012/1 ... y-the-game

I guess these are closer to their normal gear than other years...so why not just wear your normal gear?

[M Club]

I was going to bwahahahahahahah but then I remembered we dressed like bumblebees last year and highlighters this year. I think these are funny, though:



Think someone from the losing side should have to spring for one for Petrus.

[Killian]

Think someone from the losing side should have to spring for one for Petrus.

Hasn't he put in enough time to be running his own ship by now?

[Shoalzie]

I was going to bwahahahahahahah but then I remembered we dressed like bumblebees last year and highlighters this year.

Yeah, would've been better uni smack if the Michigan men were still immune to the stupid alt uni craze.

Well, since Nebraska held serve, it's about sticking it to Urban and...

http://www.freep.com/article/20121123/S ... -Michigan-


Any OFFICIAL word on who's starting at QB? The more snaps with Gardner, the better...Shoelace can be a decoy for all I care.




Still sticking with 28-24 Meechigan...

[King Crimson]

this is all some pretty weak shit. nike t shirts and dung beetles. does the Oklahoma-Texas post week seem this weak? maybe it does from afar.....i don't know.

Eddie George said that the RRS sideline was more intense.

[Shoalzie]

[Shoalzie]

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

does the Oklahoma-Texas post week seem this weak? maybe it does from afar.....i don't know.

I think there were some 10 year old pic wytches, fat chicks wearing OU garb and Bob Stoops sucking a dong or two.

Now, the old Killian/Jimmy Meds threads...that was some good stuff.

[M Club]

Think someone from the losing side should have to spring for one for Petrus.

Hasn't he put in enough time to be running his own ship by now?

Actually has one year of academic study to finish. Has spent the last year doing some internship biz back in Namibia that unfortunately doesn't count toward his graduation credits, but assuming he doesn't get the HIV then what's a year if you're going to live longer than 38 years? I'll be that side in February so will post a photo.

[Shoalzie]

Loving that lack of discipline from the red and silver...

[M Club]

does the Oklahoma-Texas post week seem this weak? maybe it does from afar.....i don't know.

I think there were some 10 year old pic wytches, fat chicks wearing OU garb and Bob Stoops sucking a dong or two.

Now, the old Killian/Jimmy Meds threads...that was some good stuff.

This place is the 4chan of awesome smack, at least for those of us who still have the same hard drives we were using back in 20033 and can easily locate our awesome smack archives. That or Crimson has a drinking + pill problem.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

OSU can't tackle for shit.

[M Club]

OSU can't tackle for shit.

In fairness to OSU had one of them got there first he would have knocked Denard to the ground and his entire left arm would have gone numb as well, but since they both fucked him up at the same time they kept him upright.

[Shoalzie]

Hopeless Buckeye (left); Shoelace (middle); the other hopeless Buckeye (right)

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

How the fuck do you fire your head coach for cheating then bring him back for "the game" to parade him around like a king?

Only at Ohio State.

[M Club]

Loving that lack of discipline from the red and silver...

Makes sense after their oh-my-poor-heart bitch of a HC was crying about late hits during that halftime interview. I suppose if you can hit a guy five yards out of bounds then we can have that shitty 2006 call back.

[M Club]

How the fuck do you fire your head coach for cheating then bring him back for "the game" to parade him around like a king?

Only at Ohio State.

The integrity made him cheat.

[Shoalzie]

http://sports.yahoo.com/news/jim-tresse ... 29434.html

Truck Fessel

[M Club]

I suppose the gloves are so he won't leave fingerprints over all the emails he deletes.

[Shoalzie]

RACK