Choose One

[Cuda]

... and ONLY one, fukkos.

You could have either a full head of thick, luxurious, but totally gray hair, or be bald as a cue ball. Which will it be?

[Goober McTuber]

Lucky for me, I can choose either.

TROTS this shit thread, BTW.

[Cuda]

I'd love to have thick gray hair, rather than thinning gray hair.

no substitutions, dumbass, it's either full, thick gray hair like smackie, or totally bald like mikey

[Smackie Chan]

full, thick gray hair like smackie

You answered for me, although my hair isn't so thick anymore. And I sped past gray a few mileposts ago and am holding steady at white.

[Cuda]

I can have a fukkin' mohawk if I want!

no.

[Cuda]

full, thick gray hair like smackie

You answered for me, although my hair isn't so thick anymore. And I sped past gray a few mileposts ago and am holding steady at white.

you could be bald if you wanted

[Wolfman]

I thank my maternal Grandfather for the gene or combination thereof that gives me my full head of hair. Was once "dirty blond" now white. I want to go like he did at age 86, getting up in the morning, sitting in his easy chair with a cup of coffee and reading the morning paper-- OUT.

[BSmack]

You answered for me, although my hair isn't so thick anymore. And I sped past gray a few mileposts ago and am holding steady at white.

Wassup Gandalf?

[Cueball]

This thread sucks

[Goober McTuber]

you could be bald if you wanted

Why the hell would anyone shave their perfectly good thick gray hair off their skull?

It's Cooter, for shit's sake. You're hoping for logic?

[smackaholic]

For someone within spitting distance of 50, I have remarkably few gray hairs, btu, I think that is because the ones that would have been grey all jumped ship in the mid nineties. Not sure when my beard went gray. It was dark brown the last time I grew it out, now it's whiter than smackie's head. I could make a respectable santa claus.

[Mikey]

I think I'll choose not to waste my time on any more threads started by cuda.

[Atomic Punk]

I think I'll choose not to waste my time on any more threads started by cuda.

While this is perhaps the worst thread ever started here, you do have a bit of a bias as you are already bald.

[R-Jack]

Since I've been buzzing my dome at the first sign of grey, I'd have to choose bald.

20 years from now, maybe a different answer. Maybe.

[Mikey]

I think I'll choose not to waste my time on any more threads started by cuda.

While this is perhaps the worst thread ever started here, you do have a bit of a bias as you are already bald.

Not completely :P

And I'd choose bald any day over a ridiculous looking combover.

[Trampis]

I can barely stand to shave my face every other day, I cant imagine getting up the motivation to shave my whole fucking head.

Besides, If you shave your head you deny yourself one of the pleasures of being a man. And thats getting your hair cut but some trashy hotty whos only talent is cutting hair and looking sexy.

Fuck R-jack, you shave your head because you are in denial about going grey? I think I'll let out a big fucking no wonder about now.

[Atomic Punk]

Not completely :P

And I'd choose bald any day over a ridiculous looking combover.

Well, if cuda was smart (and it's well known that he isn't) he would have created a lesser of a shit thread of "Bald vs Combover" without hair color mentioned. However, it's cuda...

[Cuda]

if you shaved your head, AP, you could still wear a wig with your panties

[R-Jack]

Fuck R-jack, you shave your head because you are in denial about going grey? I think I'll let out a big fucking no wonder about now.

Not really denial, since I freely admitted to shaving my head after see a grey. Just don't like them. Not a good look on me right now.

[Screw_Michigan]

Not really denial, since I freely admitted to shaving my head after see a grey. Just don't like them. Not a good look on me right now.

Pussy.

[Goober McTuber]

I had always assumed I'd have extremely long white wizard hair, but it's too thin on top now. And when I try to grow it out long, I can't get past that goofy-looking midpoint, where it just looks like shit all the time. So I guess it's short hair for me from now on.

Can you be a wizard with short hair?

[Mace]

mvscal? Is that you?

[smackaholic]

I've been shaving my head for about 5 years now, and I seriously cannot explain how great it is. You never realize what a pain in the ass hair is until you eliminate the shit!

Combable hair is a PITA, but, so is clean shaven. I'll stick with this once a month self administered buzz cut with my trusty old Oster clippers. I used to bother with putting a guard on for "long" hair, but, lately have just been going guardless with the blade adjusted for max length. If you have a decent set of 'lectric head mowers, you know what I mean. It results in about a 1/8th inch of stubble. I know it is time to do it again when the hair starts looking as if a comb might help it.

Rack zero daily maintenance domes.

[smackaholic]

I had always assumed I'd have extremely long white wizard hair, but it's too thin on top now. And when I try to grow it out long, I can't get past that goofy-looking midpoint, where it just looks like shit all the time. So I guess it's short hair for me from now on.

Can you be a wizard with short hair?

I checked the official Wizards grooming regulations handbook and the answer no. Wizards must have either the really long white hair dealio you mentioned or be clean shaven with at least 9 earings.

[Goober McTuber]

I've been shaving my head for about 5 years now, and I seriously cannot explain how great it is. You never realize what a pain in the ass hair is until you eliminate the shit!

Combable hair is a PITA, but, so is clean shaven. I'll stick with this once a month self administered buzz cut with my trusty old Oster clippers. I used to bother with putting a guard on for "long" hair, but, lately have just been going guardless with the blade adjusted for max length. If you have a decent set of 'lectric head mowers, you know what I mean. It results in about a 1/8th inch of stubble. I know it is time to do it again when the hair starts looking as if a comb might help it.

Rack zero daily maintenance domes.

Looks like your hair was getting a bit long in your avatar photo.

[Smackie Chan]

Can you be a wizard with short hair?

Sure you can, but hair length won't help win any games.

[smackaholic]

I've been shaving my head for about 5 years now, and I seriously cannot explain how great it is. You never realize what a pain in the ass hair is until you eliminate the shit!

Combable hair is a PITA, but, so is clean shaven. I'll stick with this once a month self administered buzz cut with my trusty old Oster clippers. I used to bother with putting a guard on for "long" hair, but, lately have just been going guardless with the blade adjusted for max length. If you have a decent set of 'lectric head mowers, you know what I mean. It results in about a 1/8th inch of stubble. I know it is time to do it again when the hair starts looking as if a comb might help it.

Rack zero daily maintenance domes.

Looks like your hair was getting a bit long in your avatar photo.

Yeah, I tried doing the greg brady perm thing. Didn't really care for it so I lopped it off.

[R-Jack]

Not really denial, since I freely admitted to shaving my head after see a grey. Just don't like them. Not a good look on me right now.

Pussy.

More vanity.

[mvscal]