Bowl Schedule.

Fuck Jim Delany

Moderators: 88BuckeyeGrad, Left Seater, buckeye_in_sc

Post Reply
User avatar
Moby Dick
2017 JAFFL Champ
Posts: 2806
Joined: Thu Feb 03, 2005 3:13 pm
Location: B-town

Re: Bowl Schedule.

Post by Moby Dick »

Spray, i'll bet you a 12 pack of the winner's choice on the OU game..
Image
User avatar
M Club
el capitán
Posts: 3998
Joined: Sun Aug 06, 2006 11:37 am
Location: a boat

Re: Bowl Schedule.

Post by M Club »

]Gildan New Mexico
Nevada vs. Arizona Albuquerque, N.M.

I'll go with Nevada - just because the Pac 12 sucks. :P

Dickrod's turned Zona into your PittCuse. Win one game by 30 and lost the next by 70.


Little Caesars Pizza
Western Kentucky vs. Central Michigan Detroit

Flip a coin, and then see if you give a fuck.

Flip a coin if it has a WKU helmet on one side and WKU pants on the other. Central's in a bowl game? Screwy has a boner, obvs.


Belk
Cincinnati vs. Duke Charlotte, N.C.

Cincy should win, but it's a home game for the Dukies. Might be decent.

I have to root for Cincy since the backup-turned-starter is about the only guy from my high school to ever play D1 ball.


New Era Pinstripe
West Virginia vs. Syracuse Bronx, N.Y.

I'd say WV should easily win this, so I'll go with them. That means Syracuse will win. (We all know how I am with Syracuse picks.)

This will probably be one of the funnest games to watch aside from whether or not you actually give a shit about either team. Syracuse moves the ball pretty well too.


Buffalo Wild Wings
TCU vs. Michigan State Tempe, Ariz.

Sorry Mgo. MS fucked me too many times this year. Not this time.

Reversed fucked fuckery. As soon as you bet against them they suddenly remember how to throw downfield.


TaxSlayer.com Gator
Mississippi State vs. Northwestern Jacksonville, Fla.

Tossup. They're probably about as even as you can get.

IIRC, Northwestern will set a record for most consecutive bowl losses if they lose this year. They were even closer to an undefeated season than the Noj's fabled whatever year that was Iowa lost four games but three fourth quarter collapses did them in. I think if they had this kind of year last year instead of this one they would have pulled those games out. I bet they'll be next year's K State-like surprise team.


Heart of Dallas
Purdue vs. Oklahoma State Dallas

Probably one of the shittier matchups. Cowboys by 135.

Purdue was my money maker this year. People started talking about them probably making the B10CCG this year because of the OSU and PSU sanctions and suddenly they were only 3 or 4 point underdogs to far superior teams. Didn't make any sense.


Outback
South Carolina vs. Michigan Tampa, Fla.

Raymond James Stadium Jan. 1
SC will beat the shit out of Michigan. I'd imagine this will pretty much be just like the Alabama/Michigan game.

This game will be close. Michigan traditionally plays offense close to the vest all year to save a few surprises for the OSU game but then chooses not to go with those wrinkles because OSU is obviously anticipating them so wouldn't it be a surprise if we ran our shitty tailbacks into our shitty line all game???? Then the bowl game against some inconsequential third-tier SEC team and then oh look someone sent over a PDF of Chip Kelly's playbook let's go with that.
User avatar
Moby Dick
2017 JAFFL Champ
Posts: 2806
Joined: Thu Feb 03, 2005 3:13 pm
Location: B-town

Re: Bowl Schedule.

Post by Moby Dick »

Im not near witty enough for that shit!


I'll figure something out....
Image
Post Reply