blame Washington (!) on page 4 (!)

atomicdad · Post by **atomicdad** » Thu Dec 06, 2012 7:11 pm

Just picture those two old gals scissoring their haggard clams.

Van · Post by **Van** » Thu Dec 06, 2012 7:12 pm

Now, okay, those two may be the same sex, but they haven't actually had sex since at least the Roosevelt administration.

Teddy's.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Thu Dec 06, 2012 7:26 pm

atomicdad wrote:Just picture those two old gals scissoring their haggard clams.

the thought of that gets JSC a priapism

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Dec 06, 2012 7:33 pm

Cuda wrote:
atomicdad wrote:Just picture those two old gals scissoring their haggard clams.
the thought of that gets JSC a priapism

Cooter musing about another man's junk. Shocker.

Sirfindafold · Post by **Sirfindafold** » Thu Dec 06, 2012 8:15 pm

DAMN IT!!! A couple of hotties off the market.

sin,

McGoober

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Thu Dec 06, 2012 8:50 pm

They'll be coaching at Cal next year, right?

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Dec 06, 2012 9:15 pm

Sirfindafold wrote:DAMN IT!!! A couple of hotties off the market.

sin,

McGoober

I doubt that they were ever on the market. They’re rug-munchers, you slack-jawed fuck-nozzle.

pron · Post by **pron** » Thu Dec 06, 2012 9:33 pm

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Thu Dec 06, 2012 9:35 pm

mvscal, give gobbles his password back

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Dec 06, 2012 9:48 pm

Cuda wrote:mvscal, give gobbles his password back

Just turn yours in already, you pathetic spam-bot.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Thu Dec 06, 2012 9:51 pm

Hang in there Daughter Wagon...your day will come.

Van · Post by **Van** » Thu Dec 06, 2012 10:12 pm

Again...much ado about nothing. This is the biggest nonissue political distraction of the last dozen years or so.

LTS TRN 2 · Post by **LTS TRN 2** » Thu Dec 06, 2012 10:25 pm

Yeah, who cares about same-sex marriage? Really, why? However, here's apiece of Washington D.C. garbage that has interestingly taken itself to the dump.

The earth is 6,000 years old, Jesus appointed us to tend the vineyard which is America, and I officially--and quite suddenly--quit the senate so I can lobby and run Climate Change Denial echo chambers...

Anyone noticing that the GOP is rotting and falling apart like Lady Gaga's meat skirt after a few weeks in the sun?..

If Obama wins...it's the end of..everything!

Sirfindafold · Post by **Sirfindafold** » Thu Dec 06, 2012 10:35 pm

McGoober,

Lets move to the state of Washington so I can make an honest man out of you.

sin,

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Fri Dec 07, 2012 1:32 am

88 wrote:
Jsc810 wrote:The first marriage license issued to a same sex couple in the state of Washington.

Millions of heterosexual marriages instantly damaged.
Naw, I wouldn't say that. Only the meaning of word "marriage" has been damaged. In Washington, the word "marriage" now includes certain legally-recognized homosexual relationships in addition to the legally-recognized heterosexual relationship that people used to understand as a marriage.

I'll bite....how has the word "marriage" been damaged in Washington?

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Fri Dec 07, 2012 1:45 am

88 wrote:In Washington, the word "marriage" now includes certain legally-recognized homosexual relationships in addition to the legally-recognized heterosexual relationship that people used to understand as a marriage.

Yeah...so what?

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri Dec 07, 2012 2:09 am

Sirfindafold wrote:McGoober,

Lets move to the state of Washington so I can make an honest man out of you.

sin,

You tried to link a Tripod image? What a colossal dumbfuck you are.

Based on your track record, I'm sure it was fucking hilarious.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Fri Dec 07, 2012 2:25 am

Is that some sort of IKYABWAI tactic?

If you don't care and I don't care, then why not let the people who do care have what they want?

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Fri Dec 07, 2012 2:40 am

88 asked Diego in SEATTLE wrote:Why do you care how the People of the State of Washington choose to define the word marriage?

:doh:

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Fri Dec 07, 2012 3:31 am

88 wrote:Why do you care how the People of the State of Washington choose to define the word marriage?

He's hoping it will be further defined to include eight year old moppets.

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Fri Dec 07, 2012 4:23 am

88 wrote:Why do you care how the People of the State of Washington choose to define the word marriage?

Because I'm interested in equality. We liberals are funny about that (as opposed to conservatives who couldn't be bothered with that notion).

LTS TRN 2 · Post by **LTS TRN 2** » Fri Dec 07, 2012 4:26 am

Rotting like a tacky meat skirt!

What, are you in some whirl of denial? Are you pretending to pretend, again?

Did I mention that I'm quitting so I can reap millions of dollars of legal income from the Koch brothers, and that of course our entire pose of moral rectitude and old fashioned values is absolute crap? That the entire "Tea Party" hairball was entirely contrived and fake? Sure, I endorse Rand Paul!

Suck me, fuck me, just give me money...that's all I want and worship...

WAKE UP!!!

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Fri Dec 07, 2012 1:51 pm

Couple of sirfindafold's right there.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Fri Dec 07, 2012 6:25 pm

Hell... more people excited about being able to possess and spark it up..who gives a shit what the dykes and fairy's can do....

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Fri Dec 07, 2012 10:14 pm

Mawage, that bwessed awangment, that dweam wifin a dweam

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Fri Dec 07, 2012 10:54 pm

88 wrote:I only care when people married in Washington come to my state and then attempt to force me to recognize their "marriage" as the same thing people in Ohio regard as "marriage" under the law.

In the off-chance that ever happens, it's going to be very rough on you, I'm sure.

The word "marriage" now means different things in different states. I believe it is sort of stupid for words to have different meanings depending upon where you are standing at the time.

Fear not, as it's only a matter of time until marriage is redefined in every state, and society will look back and scoff at our generations, wondering why it took so long in the first place.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Fri Dec 07, 2012 11:05 pm

did you have something you wanted to get off your chest, Mgo?

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Fri Dec 07, 2012 11:08 pm

No, but I'm pretty sure your daughter does.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Fri Dec 07, 2012 11:14 pm

88 wrote:I believe it is sort of stupid for words to have different meanings depending upon where you are standing at the time.

There's an Indian casino in the very NE corner of Oklahoma that borders both Missouri and Kansas.

While the casino itself is in Oklahoma, the parking lot is in Missouri and the hotel is in Kansas.

Go figure.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Fri Dec 07, 2012 11:16 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:No, but I'm pretty sure your daughter does.

IKYDIGBWAI?

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sat Dec 08, 2012 12:23 am

Jsc810 wrote:Another from Washington.

so that's what U&L faggots looks like?

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Sat Dec 08, 2012 12:24 am

Jsc810 wrote:

He's talking to people like you.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Sat Dec 08, 2012 12:25 am

smackaholic wrote:
Jsc810 wrote:Another from Washington.

so that's what U&L faggots looks like?

They probably aren't even faggots.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sat Dec 08, 2012 12:40 am

mvscal wrote:
smackaholic wrote:
Jsc810 wrote:Another from Washington.

so that's what U&L faggots looks like?
They probably aren't even faggots.

lesbians, perhaps?

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sat Dec 08, 2012 12:46 am

I guess it is possible they are just fishing buddies, one of which has a good medical plan that he'd like to share.

Nahhh, the more I look at them, the more I'm leaning toward lesbians. They definitely look more like lessies than any faggots I've ever seen.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sat Dec 08, 2012 12:57 am

smackaholic wrote:I guess it is possible they are just fishing buddies, one of which has a good medical plan that he'd like to share.

Nahhh, the more I look at them, the more I'm leaning toward lesbians. They definitely look more like lessies than any faggots I've ever seen.

You really need to learn when to shut up. You had a clever little blast for the first time in the 14 years I've been reading this shithole, and should've stopped there.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sat Dec 08, 2012 1:12 am

yeah, I know, brevity is the soul of wit.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Sat Dec 08, 2012 2:40 am

smackaholic wrote:I guess it is possible they are just fishing buddies, one of which has a good medical plan that he'd like to share.

That would be my guess.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sat Dec 08, 2012 3:00 am

mvscal wrote:
smackaholic wrote:I guess it is possible they are just fishing buddies, one of which has a good medical plan that he'd like to share.
That would be my guess.

OK, lesbian fishing buddies?

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Sat Dec 08, 2012 4:08 am

smackaholic wrote:
Jsc810 wrote:Another from Washington.

so that's what U&L faggots looks like?

In my unfortunate walks down SW Stark, aka Vaseline Alley, I'm going to go with a definite "no."

Logger sharing his health plan with his non-pensioned fishing guide buddy.