Anybody using Androgel?

[Mikey]

I saw a commercial the other night for a product called Androgel 1.62. I had never heard of this stuff before. What I got from the commercial is that the new Androgel 1.62% is more concentrated than the former Androgel 1%. The commercial spent a lot of time explaining the dangers and side effects but I swear they never said anything about what it's supposed to be used for.

Thanks to Colbert, I now know. I think.
Apparently it makes your balls bigger.

http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colber ... share_copy

[Mace]

Check with Barry Bonds and Mark McGwire to see if it works.

[War Wagon]

Just take some Cialis or Viagra and you'll be fine, and with less side effects than Androgel.

and you would know about the side effects of Androgel, how?

I wouldn't... but I know about the side effects of Viagra - if you've been drinking. You'll puke your guts out for the next 12-24 hours, not that it isn't worth it.

[Mikey]

Will Viagra cure hypogonadism?

[BSmack]

You should just smoke weed.

[Wolfman]

hypogonadism
Sorry to hear about that Mikey. I'm sure you found a way to cope with it. Take B Smack's advice and you won't even care about it anymore.

[Ken]

Just take some Cialis or Viagra and you'll be fine, and with less side effects than Androgel.

and you would know about the side effects of Androgel, how?

I wouldn't... but I know about the side effects of Viagra - if you've been drinking. You'll puke your guts out for the next 12-24 hours, not that it isn't worth it.

Hell, Jsc doesn’t even need the Viagara OR alcohol, let alone both together, to puke his guts out after sex. T1B’s spreadsheets are completely shoddy, apparently.

[mvscal]

I don't think JSC pukes his guts out per se. My understanding is that they tumble out of his anus more or less at random.

[Ken]

I don't think JSC pukes his guts out per se. My understanding is that they tumble out of his anus more or less at random.

Well, that may be the case but, in addition, rest assured he’s ejecting Les Mile’s semen after sex with a supposed woman.

Wait, did this turn into a thread about Duhron?

[Dinsdale]

Buddy of mine has (don't know about at present, and knowing at the time was an overshare).

Conversation went something like: "Well, I have a pretty hot wife who's pretty much always DTF... and I just wasn't down lately. Since she's a nurse, she told me to see the doctor. Test showed I had low testosterone, and he gave me this gel.

I was hitting it like a jackrabbit in days."


This concludes my secondhand experience with androgel.

[Goober McTuber]

"Welcome to this week's LDA meeting. OK, who's first up?"

"Hello. My name's Whitey and I have a limp dick."

Jesus Christ.

[War Wagon]

you just knew the porn star couldn't resist this thread.

"Hi, my name is Goober and I wax my balls."

[Goober McTuber]

Yes, and thankfully (unlike most of this thread's participants) I don't need pharmaceutical assistance to get them to function.

Edit: Admin's, I've worn the last word whore title long enough (lots of up and comers - no pun intended). Please change it to "Whitey's favorite porn star". TIA.