Dude rapes his mom, she forgives him.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

http://www.wsfa.com/story/5632588/mothe ... -raped-her

Someone linked this story on another board, and before I clicked the link I thought to myself, "There's no way this didn't happen in Alabama."

Sure enough...

[jiminphilly]

Well...sputter...ummmm...you know....at least we got a damn good football team. ROLL FUCKIN' TIDE!

Helms' mother says she doesn't blame her son, she blames the drugs he had allegedly been high on for two days.

"He was on ice, he was on crystal meth and he was on ecstasy, that's not counting the liquor he was drinking, the pain pills he was popping," said the mother

I couldn't possibly rape someone if I'd ingested all the pain pills, liquor, and shit this kid was doing.

Now if the mom was hot...

So if you weren't on pain pills, liquor and the other shit you could rape someone?

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Sincerely, toddowen

[Screw_Michigan]

Are you just trolling?

[Mace]

What does Screwy's sister say after having sex?

Get off me grandpa, it's Screwy's turn!

FTFY

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Right. And just think - if this were up north, the kid would have been too old, and then he would have shot his mom.

Oh:

http://abcnews.go.com/US/michigan-mom-a ... NIlUm-fhP4
http://www.michigandaily.com/content/in ... conviction
http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/ ... eatures103

Hell - Michigan didn't even HAVE incest laws until the mid-90's:
http://articles.chicagotribune.com/1996 ... t-michigan

Did they ever even pass the law, Mgo?

Geez, Tubby, that sure is a lot of sessin' over a little joke.

[mvscal]

Helms' mother says she doesn't blame her son, she blames the drugs he had allegedly been high on for two days.

"He was on ice, he was on crystal meth and he was on ecstasy, that's not counting the liquor he was drinking, the pain pills he was popping," said the mother

He was probably so fucked up he just mistook her for his sister. It's an honest mistake. Could happen to anyone.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

I can see this really bothering you, good buddy. I'll stop.

[Goober McTuber]

The thing you have to understand, tubby, is that up North it's newsworthy. Down South, it's as common as dirt so it probably doesn't even hit the local news. Capiche?

[Mace]

At least they're not accusing you of fucking sheep, Spray.

[Goober McTuber]

That would probably be a step up from his sister.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

I can see this really bothering you, good buddy. I'll stop.

I'm not living in a place where it's okay to fuck your brother, so no - it's not bothering me.

It's not surprising that the south would act faster on incest laws -- it's a serious problem down there.

[Van]

Didn't someone here recently post a map of the U.S. depicting by color the states with the highest rates of incest, and didn't the primary high-incest area look a whole lot like...



...with California thankfully not much of a factor, for once.

Because the Deep South leads the nation by a wide margin in terms of illiteracy, morbid obesity and, natch, NASCAR fans, of course it stands to reason that they would also lead the pack when it comes to kin-boinkin'.

[Ken]

[Life imprisonment in Florida, Georgia, Alabama, Mississippi, Louisiana, North Carolina, South Carolina and Tennessee.

I’m calling bullshit on that one. No way is there life imprisonment for incest in ANY state.

Anyways… shoalzie’s presence is requested in this thread.

[Screw_Michigan]

Is it possible for Spray to respond in this thread without going IKYABWAI?

[Terry in Crapchester]

[Life imprisonment in Florida, Georgia, Alabama, Mississippi, Louisiana, North Carolina, South Carolina and Tennessee.

I’m calling bullshit on that one. No way is there life imprisonment for incest in ANY state.


Also calling bullshit on this one:

20 years imprisonment in Massachusetts, New York, New Hampshire, Maine, Pennsylvania, and Vermont

In New York, maximum imprisonment is 15 years on a C Felony, 25 years on a B Felony. No maximum of 20 years for any class of offense.

Not saying that 20 years imprisonment for incest isn't possible in New York (since I've honestly never had reason to look it up), but it's certainly not a maximum offense.

[smackaholic]

I think they should be allowed to bang each other's brains out after being sterilized.

[smackaholic]

Just for the record, my sister was hot in her younger years...and I never considered boinking her.

So there.

faggot

[R-Jack]

[Life imprisonment in Florida, Georgia, Alabama, Mississippi, Louisiana, North Carolina, South Carolina and Tennessee.

I’m calling bullshit on that one. No way is there life imprisonment for incest in ANY state.

Anyways… shoalzie’s presence is requested in this thread.

It's really a simple misunderstanding. Incest doesn't get you life in the south, it gives.

[BSmack]

In New York, maximum imprisonment is 15 years on a C Felony, 25 years on a B Felony. No maximum of 20 years for any class of offense.

Not saying that 20 years imprisonment for incest isn't possible in New York (since I've honestly never had reason to look it up), but it's certainly not a maximum offense.

According to Find law, Incest in the 1st Degree is a B felony.

http://codes.lp.findlaw.com/nycode/PEN/ ... 255/255.27