Keep workin' out, ucant

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

So you've been running around with a ruler to measure other guy's cocks?

If you could fucking read, it clearly states MACE'S X-MAS LIST on the top if that jpeg. As in, you're the one measuring. Is this another one of your wide-left IKYABWAI attempts at a comeback?

Incredulous.

[Mace]

Ucant sits at his computer still trying to come up with a new tactic to get over on that old fucker, Mace. He’s grown weary and somewhat ashamed of how the old man continues to make fun of his little dick....I mean, Dee never complains, so why is this old fucker making fun of me? Then he comes up with what he thinks will be the crushing blow that he’s been waiting to land on the old wrinkled Iowan. “I’ll make a chart of dick sizes and call it Mace’s Christmas List,” he exclaimed. “That’ll do it.” And with that thought in mind, he grabs a ruler and heads to downtown Boston.

Ucant walks down the street and approaches every man he meets, explains his little experiment to them and then asks if he can measure their cocks. After getting a number of weird looks from all of the strangers, and popped in the mouth a couple of times, ucant decides that he probably needs to seek friendlier confines for his survey. “The clubhouse at Fenway would be the perfect spot for this,” he thought, “but the Red Sox, as usual, all left town in early October,” so he decided to head for his favorite watering hole, The Flaming Fandango, where he knew that his requests would be welcomed.

TO BE CONTINUED

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

Wow... just wow. Can you at least get your own shtick?


If you want some more ideas on how to smack, just PM me, and I'll help you in anyway I can.

[Goober McTuber]

TO BE COTINUED

[Dee Snutz]

JFC, can someone turn a hose on these two retards?

[Mace]

Sorry Goobs, but this will be the last one. Merry Christmas.

Much like Norm walking into Cheers, ucant was greeted with the patron’s chants of “UCANT,” as he swished over to his reserved bar stool and Bruce the bartender brought him his favorite umbrella drink. As ucant explained his dilemma and his survey to Bruce, and asked for all of the patrons to line up at the restroom door to be measured… ..even though he pretty much knew the dick length of most of the patrons from personal experience, he wanted to have exact measurements. The patrons felt it was a little too fucking gay for them and told ucant to forget it. All but one, that is.

Dee Snutz happily whipped out his cock for ucant to fondle and measure. He explained to Dee how he was going to make a chart of dick sizes and call it Mace’s Christmas List but was disappointed when the patrons refused to cooperate. “I guess I’ll just have to make the list from memory.”

[Dee Snutz]

Mace coming strong w the gay "smack". Again. This isn't such a mismatched couple after all.

We have a mare and a one trick pony.

p.s. Mace, be sure to give Mrs Mace a sugar cube for me, will ya?

[Mace]

I appreciate you taking timeout from deleting posts in the NFL forum but you should seriously consider deleting that abomination of a Christmas carol. Did Dee help you compose that piece of shit? Did you really think it was a great piece of work before you hit submit….and worthy of starting yet another thread? And I see that all of those “racks” you deem to be so important are really piling up that thread too. :roll: But don’t fret about it, ucant, Dee will be around to give you some love and support sometime soon.

[Derron]

Waiting for the next round here.

[War Wagon]

Mace?

Restraint is not one of my strong points so it's not like me to give advice on such an endeavor...

But, this an abortion of a thread and you're throwing good money after bad should you continue to stalk ucant in this manner.

[Dee Snutz]

Mace?

Restraint is not one of my strong points so it's not like me to give advice on such an endeavor...

But, this an abortion of a thread and you're throwing good money after bad should you continue to stalk ucant in this manner.

Mace is a failure at everything he does. It was only a matter of time before even the insulation and anonymity of the internet couldn't contain what a loser he is. While he's going through his outdated Rolodex of internet gay smack trying to combat a fucking simpleton like Ucant, all you have to do is pay attention and in just a few of his posts, he's an open book of stupidity, failure, inadequacy, and futility.

Hey, Mace. COME AT ME BRO!!!!

[War Wagon]

Dee

Your post wasn't asked for. You should just off yourself from T1B post haste.

I wasn't talking to you, nor will I ever after this.

Get lost, loser.

[Dee Snutz]

Dee

Your post wasn't asked for. You should just off yourself from T1B post haste.

I wasn't talking to you, nor will I ever after this.

Get lost, loser.

I really do. I didn't mean to step in between a moment w you two.

p.s. See ya, fucknut, and I hope you're a man of your word.

[Atomic Punk]

Wow... just wow. Can you at least get your own shtick?

Interesting... as nobody here has ever used the "Wow... just wow" reply before. Props to you for your creativity.

If you want some more ideas on how to smack, just PM me, and I'll help you in anyway I can.

I'm pretty sure Mace isn't looking for tips on "smacking." The disturbing mental image of you and KC Scrote together laying some "smack" is enough to repulse most here. I said most as I've left out D Nutzville, Pedo, and Cuda. They may be interested in your helpful ideas. Not sure if you can relate to Pedo's choice of a demographic.

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

Interesting... as nobody here has ever used the "Wow... just wow" reply before. Props to you for your creativity.

And what, exactly, does this have to do with Mace stealing my schtick? Do you even know what schtick means? Obviously, you don't... or else you wouldn't be comparing it to a 3 word phrase.

I'm pretty sure Mace isn't looking for tips.

Actually, it would appear he's obsessed with tips...

on "smacking."

Sorry for interrupting. You weren't done with your sentence.

So, right. He'd just take what I wrote and flesh it out in some God-awful story that looks like it was written by a 12 year old. But yeah, he doesn't need any "tips" from me.

I said most as I've left out D Nutzville, Pedo, and Cuda.

As you've said? Really? Perhaps you can point out where you said this, you fucking drunk. Was it in this thread, or did you say it aloud to yourself after pounding that bottle of Boone's Farm for breakfast?

[smackaholic]

Restraint is not one of my strong points so it's not like me to give advice on such an endeavor...

huh???

[Jay in Phoenix]

And btw -- Dee is not my buddy. I have never once acknowledged this troll. Too bad the same can't be said for you and your pal, Jay. Talk about getting totally worked over...

Hi ucant. While this little cyber tête-à-tête between you and Mace has had a certain je ne sais quoi, to which I will refrain further comment, your rather dubious observation that I or "we" have been getting worked over by the likes of a trolling 'tard like Dee Gashspill is mistaken at best. I don't know if your just getting punchy from this thread, but dude, if you want to make a critique, at least let it be truthful. If however, you stand by what you say and aren't jaded by this long-winded argument with Mace, thereby giving some sort of delusional doff of the cap to a piece of shit, you my friend need to eject from this thread post haste.



Punch drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

Do you even know what a troll is, Jay? Or what is means to troll?

[Jay in Phoenix]

Of course I do ucant. What's your point?

[Jay in Phoenix]

No, wait ucant. The question was rhetorical.

You mean, I've been trollllled!

And the reason for the attention spent on Kid Dumbfuck? Well...


"No reason. I just... like doing things like that!"

[Dee Snutz]

No, wait ucant. The question was rhetorical.

You mean, I've been trollllled!

And the reason for the attention spent on Kid Dumbfuck? Well...


"No reason. I just... like doing things like that!"

I'd say it's got more to do w being ignored, weirdo.

[Jay in Phoenix]

[Dee Snutz]

Good boy, Gay in Phoenix (I've decided to use G for you. Kinda like Geoffrey and Giraffe).



Now go write me some more gay rape poetry, bitch.

[Jay in Phoenix]

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