NY Times - BRILLIANT!!!

[Screw_Michigan]

If you had an ounce of brain between your ears, you'd know it wasn't the NY Times that did that.

Again, how you manage to survive on a day to day basis is just mindblowing.

[Screw_Michigan]

Music is subjective while facts are facts. And a fact is that you are a blithering idiot who fills the negative sterotype of ignorant white Southern trash well.

But Air France sucks. Bode you, right? Where's Tubby to back you up on that?

[Mace]

I see that Screwy is representing as Western Michigan's little bitch boy again. Grab your mop and get back to work, slacker.

[Mace]

There's a reason he's utilizing that journalism degree as a jizz mopper, Sam.

[smackaholic]

There's a reason he's utilizing that journalism degree as a jizz mopper, Sam.

Give him time. He's still trying to figure out out to finance a washer & dryer.

First he needs to rent a place nice enough to actually have hook ups for the washer and dryer.

[Mace]

But that would require electricity, smackaholic.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Stop shitting up the board with useless, unsolicited rubbish, Sam.


Get a fucking hobby already. Hopefully, not one that includes passing on sub-moronic chain emails from your sub-moronic acquaintances.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Oh and RACK Air France.





The tuneless, metrosexual boy-band...not the unsafe airline.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Damn, you're right, Marty.

I have to quit dropping these kinds of threads in amongst all the thought-provoking, cerebral stuff that is generating so much traffic in here.

You give yourself too much credit.

You're part of the problem, you coma-inducing fossil.

[Mace]

[Dee Snutz]

If you had an ounce of brain between your ears, you'd know it wasn't the NY Times that did that.

Again, how you manage to survive on a day to day basis is just mindblowing.

Sam is the moron, er, poet that writes song parodies w a "cohort". Hey, Sam, tell us how you and your cohort met one another. And then tell us why you broke up. Were there artistic differences? Was there a clamoring for you to go solo?

[Dee Snutz]

When the band split, Hardly Talinov, our diminutive Czech drummer, and I formed Cornsplash. We toured the world for a year. The tour was extremely difficult because I can't fly. The rest of the guys eventually tired of my aversion to flight (SEC rules, ya' know) and bailed on me.

I think I figured out your problem w this tour. It had nothing to do w your inability to fly. It seems to have had more to do w the music buying public's ability to give a shit.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Dee, you should lay off Sam. He may be a little slow, but he's one of the "good guys" around here.

Far as I can tell, you are one of the modern day Titans of Smack and should be focusing your efforts on other...more important targets.

[Mikey]

When the band split, Hardly Talinov, our diminutive Czech drummer, and I formed Cornsplash. We toured the world for a year. The tour was extremely difficult because I can't fly. The rest of the guys eventually tired of my aversion to flight (SEC rules, ya' know) and bailed on me.

You should get together with John Madden.

Paint "Fat Man and Cripple Boy" on the side of his bus and and tour the USofA.

[Screw_Michigan]

I can't fly.

Real nice, pussy.