Doubtful you'll find this chick doin' her thang at The Spearmint Rhino...
Pole Dancer
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Smackie Chan
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Re: Pole Dancer
Or, in other words, How To Fall In Love In Four Minutes And Forty-Seven Seconds.
That clip just hurt my heart. Or something.
That clip just hurt my heart. Or something.
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BSmack
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My best friend is of Polish descent. Those fuckers put on a party like no other.Sudden Sam wrote:Aw. So disappointed. I was expecting:
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"I do have respect for authority even though I throw jelly dicks at them.
- Antonio Brown
Re: Pole Dancer
Now this was something else. Was at a "malt shop" with a bunch of buddies and one of the dancers comes out like this. She asks for a volunteer from the patrons and of course I just had to get up there with her. She puts the snake around my shoulders and whispers in my ear to not pull tightly on the snake. Knowing how constrictors work, I followed directions. Good thing there were no cell phone cameras back then.
BTW--Bri is spot on --and a Polish wedding is something not to be missed. Brush up on your polka skills if you go.
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Re: Pole Dancer
Oh wolfman..........
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smackaholic
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what Van said. i'm in love.
just imagine what she could do to you in bed.
just imagine what she could do to you in bed.
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