over/under on poptart's return

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Time to get in here and call your shot. I'm open to laying some action down. I hereby set the date at March 31st, 2013 -- The resurrection of our lord and savior, Jesus Christ



Chalk me up for the UNDER.

[smackaholic]

I'll take 5 bucks on the over.

He runned himself and he's got a reputation to uphold.

[War Wagon]

I've got this 10000 won (equivalent to $20) Korean banknote he sent me when the Chiefs beat the Raiders in 2010 - I'll send that sovereign back if/when he drops by to claim it.

I'm not too proud to bribe.

[M Club]

10,000 won = $9.46

[War Wagon]

what?!?!

the fucker cheated me?

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Could we swing a trade to .net for him?

Maybe for Dee, and a Tard to Be Named Later?

And let's go live now to .net where Adam Schefter is standing by. Schefty, what's the latest on the poptart situation?


Linda, sources close to Adam Schefter have informed Adam Schefter that T1B is closing in on a deal that would send Derron and smackaholic to .net for poptart and Go Squat On A Dick. This move could really bolster both squads as .net would strengthen their depth at the overly-agreeable talking point right-wing wacko position, and T1B could shore up some needs at religious enlightenment and unintentional comedy.


Would T1B reach out to Diogenes to fill either of those positions, if this trade falls through for any reason?


Linda, sources indicate Diogenes has no plans to return to the game. He's enjoying retirement sipping Fuzzy Navels poolside sulked in a tear-stained wife beater in a dark corner of his living room next to a rickety futon frame with his dick in one hand and a loaded gun in the other.


Ha! Whoa! How about Go Squat On A Dick, Adam? What role would he bring to this team?


That's a little unclear at this point, Linda. You might see them run him out of the wildcat, or use him as a decoy to bait the angry homos who come off the edges and over-pursue after balls and sacks.

Sources indicate we'll have more information in the next 24 hours. Back to Bristol.

[Van]

"Go Squat On A Dick" in that context made me laugh out loud.

[smackaholic]

good thing i got the no trade clause in my last contract. fukk going to that shithole.

[BSmack]

10,000 won = One case of Rice Light

ftfy

[Screw_Michigan]

Rack Mgo!

[Mace]

I'll 2nd that rack for MGO.

[kcdave]

Looks like I missed most of this. Looking back in a search ..... Scott did you run tart off?
Don't need the play by play, but a box score would help. What is .net? Did he find a greener pasture?

[smackaholic]

Scrote went nazi mod on him, so he ran himself. you can find him now at thetrolls.net. Just make sure you put on a hazmat suit and a rubber before venturing into the interweb's rendition of sodom and gomorrah.

[mvscal]

Just make sure you put on a hazmat suit and a rubber before venturing into the interweb's rendition of sodom and gomorrah.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Just make sure you put on a hazmat suit and a rubber before venturing into the interweb's rendition of sodom and gomorrah.

[Screw_Michigan]

Just make sure you put on a hazmat suit and a rubber before venturing into the interweb's rendition of sodom and gomorrah.

Oh give me a fucking break. The stupidity runs extra thick over there.

[Carson]

...as opposed to the intellectual discussion you bring, Screw.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

...as opposed to the intellectual discussion you bring, Screw.

How's the weather in KC?

[Carson]

Eat shit and die, Mgo.

[R-Jack]

Guess we're starting to see Missouri's effect on the SEC

[Truman]

...but at least we don't have AP. So we've got that going for us.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]