If g0d is a baseball ump.....

[smackaholic]

He won't get any trouble out of this dude....

http://msn.foxsports.com/mlb/story/stan ... t-92-01913

If there is a heaven, this dude is most certainly there. Even a better human being than a hitter. And he is arguably one of the best 2 or 3 hitters ever.

Rack The Man.

Interesting little factoid I just learned. His last at bat was a single past a rookie second baseman. That rookie hand delivered the ball to Stan after it got back to the infield. The rookie was Pete Rose.

I'll bet that ball is worth a few bucks as it has been handled by two dudes who collectively are responsible for roughly half the MLB basehits of the 20th century.

[War Wagon]

"I've had pretty good success with Stan," Dodgers pitcher Carl Erskine once said, "by throwing him my best pitch and backing up third."

RIP to The Man

[Wolfman]

The guy ruled the National League when baseball was king. RIP.

[smackaholic]

Some contemporary of his said the best pitching strategy was 4 balls and try to pick him off first.

[Ken]

I'll bet that ball is worth a few bucks as it has been handled by two dudes who collectively are responsible for roughly half the MLB basehits of the 20th century.

Geography is as much Whitney's forte as mathematics is yours.

[War Wagon]

Whitney? As least try getting your euphemisms right.

Don't you have a roll call thread to be starting somewhere?

[smackaholic]

I'll bet that ball is worth a few bucks as it has been handled by two dudes who collectively are responsible for roughly half the MLB basehits of the 20th century.

Geography is as much Whitney's forte as mathematics is yours.

hy·per·bo·le [hahy-pur-buh-lee] noun, Rhetoric .
1. obvious and intentional exaggeration.
2. an extravagant statement or figure of speech not intended to be taken literally, as “to wait an eternity.”
3. Something Ken is unfamiliar with.

[Mace]

RIP Stan "the man" Musial....my dad's favorite St. Louis Cardinal. My dad gave me a Musial book on hitting when I was a youngster and I remember Musial warned all young players against trying to copy his unorthodox stance at the plate. The stance obviously worked well for him but he didn't think young players would be as successful with it.

[nostra]

RIP Stan "the man" Musial....my dad's favorite St. Louis Cardinal. My dad gave me a Musial book on hitting when I was a youngster and I remember Musial warned all young players against trying to copy his unorthodox stance at the plate. The stance obviously worked well for him but he didn't think young players would be as successful with it.

shut.up., you sentimental old cunt

[Mace]

shut.up., you sentimental old cunt

Yeah, I'm an old softy......well, at least my dick is.

How ya doin', Nos? Good to see you around again. Still in Dallas?

[nostra]

I'm doing well. Still in Dallas, and probably will stay here until it's my time to die, then I'll just buy a horse and head off to Pecos and maybe the desert will take me, or maybe I'll just piss on the reaper's shoes.

Texas is a good place, kinda like an Iowa cornfield for baseball fans, I suppose.

[smackaholic]

wow, a nostra sighting.

afraid my spreadsheet doesn't go back that far, but, I've heard of him. wasn't he runned by poptart at SCII?

[Atomic Punk]

No, he was "run" by Eric the actual Administrator of the original Jim Rome Smack Chat board when nos was a m0d there.

[Screw_Michigan]

No, he was "run" by Eric the actual Administrator of the original Jim Rome Smack Chat board when nos was a m0d there.

Webdog

[nostra]

apparently the legend is more entertaining as time goes on. tell me more.

[Atomic Punk]

I had to see if it was really you nos. BTW, Screwy, no shit Eric A. was webdog. He was annoyed with me more than most, but told me how some things worked with that site.

[R-Jack]

no shit Eric A. was webdog.

Then just say webdog you stupid infowhore.

[Atomic Punk]

no shit Eric A. was webdog.

Then just say webdog you stupid infowhore.

How is masturbation treating you these days?

[R-Jack]

Witty responses don't happen when you're thinking about men stroking their cocks.

-MA-

[Atomic Punk]

Witty responses don't happen when you're thinking about men stroking their cocks.

-MA-

Hey what does the "-MA" in your response represent? When you go kicking your own ass with a zinger like this, I might as well assume you've moved your farm equipment to a certain State that has a big arch.

[Screw_Michigan]

I had to see if it was really you nos. BTW, Screwy, no shit Eric A. was webdog. He was annoyed with me more than most, but told me how some things worked with that site.

So what size women's panties are you wearing nowadays? Tell us about these late 20s hotties you are banging.

[Atomic Punk]

So what size women's panties are you wearing nowadays? Tell us ((<--- I'm hoping for backup help please) about these late 20s hotties you are banging.

How many years do you have to go back to where the current shit trolls live off this as their only means to attack me? Are you saying you have nothing relevant or even current? Cuda and the shit trollers may bow to you for this R-Jacked-type "witty" response.

You hate your life, I get it... and it's been real obvious for years. What went so wrong for you?

[Screw_Michigan]

So what size women's panties are you wearing nowadays? Tell us ((<--- I'm hoping for backup help please) about these late 20s hotties you are banging.

How many years do you have to go back to where the current shit trolls live off this as their only means to attack me? Are you saying you have nothing relevant or even current? Cuda and the shit trollers may bow to you for this R-Jacked-type "witty" response.

You hate your life, I get it... and it's been real obvious for years. What went so wrong for you?

You know, I was going to send you a PM and out all the owners of these shit trolls that have been driving you mad for years, but you decided to just be the prototypical douche you've always been, so I'll hold off on that, for now.

Have another drink, you fucking lush.

[Cuda]

You know, I was going to send you a PM and out all the owners of these shit trolls that have been driving you mad for years,

he already knows it's us...-errr. I mean, me

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

Are you saying you have nothing relevant or even current?

Certain things are timeless: The Beatles, Darth Vader, a 57 Chevy.

Sorry dude... you will never not be a joke on this site.

[BSmack]

No, he was "run" by Eric the actual Administrator of the original Jim Rome Smack Chat board when nos was a m0d there.

The original Jim Rome smack board was run by a fellow named Benton. You're thinking of the abortion of a board that Premier tried to put out. By that times, most of the originals had moved on.

[smackaholic]

I didn't join this sordid clambake until SCIII was pretty well established. I was under the impression it was run by the show.

Was that the case?

Could someone give me a cliff notes version of all the pre-SCIII boards.

And what was it that nos did to get run?

[BSmack]

I didn't join this sordid clambake until SCIII was pretty well established. I was under the impression it was run by the show.

Was that the case?

Could someone give me a cliff notes version of all the pre-SCIII boards.

And what was it that nos did to get run?

SCIII was a show product. As was SCII. SCI was the result the original jimrome.com, which was originally a fan page but was taken from Benton once Premier Radio realized it could be a moneymaker for them. Some posters from SCI migrated to a board called Elba. That board has long since passed into the abyss. Eventually, some Elbans made it to SCII and beyond.

[nostra]

For the love of God, skelly, SHUT IT DOWN!!1!!111juan!!!one11!!1won!

[Jay in Phoenix]

Skelly can't shut it down. He and EgoBoner are currently engaged in an eternal tug-o'-war over the mouse and keyboard in cyber hell.



It has since frozen over.