Bendict is quiting (Wags can't stop flogging himself)

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Mon Feb 11, 2013 2:24 pm

I'm going for #3

Sirfindafold · Post by **Sirfindafold** » Mon Feb 11, 2013 2:53 pm

So what you're saying is that him and Diego are simpatico?

p.s. stick that poll up your ass.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Mon Feb 11, 2013 3:43 pm

Who gives a fuck?

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Mon Feb 11, 2013 5:50 pm

Maybe it has to do with being tired of wearing 39 pound hats. That's a lot to hold up at his age.

When was the last time a pope left VC something other than feet first?

Has it EVER happened?

Maybe they need a better pension plan.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Mon Feb 11, 2013 5:56 pm

smackaholic wrote:Maybe it has to do with being tired of wearing 39 pound hats. That's a lot to hold up at his age.

When was the last time a pope left VC something other than feet first?

Has it EVER happened?

Maybe they need a better pension plan.

This guy quit. In 1415.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Mon Feb 11, 2013 6:37 pm

smackaholic wrote:Maybe it has to do with being tired of wearing 39 pound hats. That's a lot to hold up at his age.

When was the last time a pope left VC something other than feet first?

Has it EVER happened?

Maybe they need a better pension plan.

I heard that he wants to spend more time with his family.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Mon Feb 11, 2013 6:48 pm

BSmack wrote:
This guy quit. In 1415.

Three Popes for the price of one...one in Rome, one in Pisa and one in Avignon.

Funny (to me at least), I just finished a book about Europe in the 14th century where the Western Schism played a big role.

http://www.amazon.com/Distant-Mirror-Ca ... 0345349571

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Mon Feb 11, 2013 6:50 pm

Would make perfect sense if he has been diagnosed with Alzheimer's or something like that. Blaming B-16 for all the problems in the Roman Catholic church is as lame as blaming all the problems with federal officials on the president. Let the white smoke waft up the chimney.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Mon Feb 11, 2013 6:57 pm

Maybe he's resigning to become a Protestant. Would that make him Pope Benedict Arnold?

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Mon Feb 11, 2013 7:24 pm

:groan:

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Mon Feb 11, 2013 7:28 pm

It occurred to me earlier today that maybe they're clearing the way for Mahoney to become Pope Roger I.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon Feb 11, 2013 8:00 pm

Wolfman wrote:Blaming B-16 for all the problems...

I thought he mailed you a cheque?

Why is he B-16?
Is there a $1 late fee?

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Mon Feb 11, 2013 8:07 pm

He probably just wants to spend his final days popping viagra like tic tacs, dressing in leather and shouting, "Heil Hitler", while savagely buttfucking small boys.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Mon Feb 11, 2013 8:14 pm

mvscal wrote:He probably just wants to spend his final days popping viagra like tic tacs, dressing in leather and shouting, "Heil Hitler", while savagely buttfucking small boys.

A worthy option. I'll add it to the poll.

Invictus · Post by **Invictus** » Tue Feb 12, 2013 12:06 am

kcdave · Post by **kcdave** » Tue Feb 12, 2013 12:16 am

This pope seems to have done a decent job.
I had no idea what his name was, how old he was,
or how long he had been pretending to speak directly with
something that doesn't exist. Maybe they could bribe him
with two or three more names so he would stick around
for a few more meaningless years.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Feb 12, 2013 1:03 am

kcdave wrote:This pope seems to have done a decent job.

um, ok.

something that doesn't exist.

Give me "kcdave takes that do not suck" for $100, Alex

Cueball · Post by **Cueball** » Tue Feb 12, 2013 2:28 am

Benedict is quitting pole? Doubt it

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Feb 12, 2013 2:51 am

Catholic bitter men, just confess you were abused as altar boys (and liked it) and be done with it. The next pope probably won't apologize enough for the anguish you've suffered, either.

BSmack wrote:A worthy option. I'll add it to the poll.

You should've edited the stupid thread title while you were at it. See how much more mileage you can elicit from the stupid cunts you associate with on FB.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Tue Feb 12, 2013 3:12 am

Invictus wrote:

even money the next pope will be african.

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Tue Feb 12, 2013 4:34 am

Cuda wrote:
Invictus wrote:
even money the next pope will be african.

Not a chance....

They have to be able to address the senior nuns as Mother Superior instead of Mother Fucker.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Tue Feb 12, 2013 10:54 am

War Wagon wrote:Catholic bitter men, just confess you were abused as altar boys (and liked it) and be done with it. The next pope probably won't apologize enough for the anguish you've suffered, either.

When I think you couldn't be a bigger douchebag than you already are, you go out and totally redeem yourself.

Pedophilia! Funny!

Sin,

Whitey

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Tue Feb 12, 2013 1:52 pm

War Wagon wrote:Catholic bitter men, just confess you were abused as altar boys (and liked it) and be done with it. The next pope probably won't apologize enough for the anguish you've suffered, either.

BSmack wrote:A worthy option. I'll add it to the poll.

You should've edited the stupid thread title while you were at it. See how much more mileage you can elicit from the stupid cunts you associate with on FB.

Maybe I will.

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Tue Feb 12, 2013 2:59 pm

I
Know
You
Got
Raped
As
Alter
Boys
But
What
Am
I
?

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Tue Feb 12, 2013 3:15 pm

R-Jack wrote:I
Know
You
Got
Raped
As
Alter
Boys
But
What
Am
I
?

:LOL:

I'm sure Killitard, our board's other resident Catholic buggery apologist, will be by any minute now to reassure his support for the disgrace that is modern Catholicism.

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Tue Feb 12, 2013 3:20 pm

I don't know if Wags is a really a Catholic apologist. I think this thread is another instance of his insatiable lust for being a humorless wet blanket rearing its ugly flown over head.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Tue Feb 12, 2013 6:38 pm

Sudden Sam wrote: Why is this such a newsworthy event?

Because it hasn't happened in 600 years and only four times in 2,000 years. I'd say that qualifies as newsworthy.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Tue Feb 12, 2013 7:38 pm

mvscal wrote:
Sudden Sam wrote: Why is this such a newsworthy event?
Because it hasn't happened in 600 years and only four times in 2,000 years. I'd say that qualifies as newsworthy.

And it is a fairly sizeable cult.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Tue Feb 12, 2013 8:14 pm

Pretty sure the next pope will be a spic.

A young cuban would be kind of interesting as the last time they picked a young dude from a commie country it worked out pretty well. Next one sure as hell won't be an ancient euro. WTF were they thinking with that pic?

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Tue Feb 12, 2013 8:30 pm

smackaholic wrote:Pretty sure the next pope will be a spic.

Nope. According to the Prophecy of St. Malachy we are entering the End Times and the last pope will be:

Petrus Romanus

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Tue Feb 12, 2013 8:31 pm

smackaholic wrote:Pretty sure the next pope will be a spic.

Or maybe a Canuck. As of yesterday, Canadian Cardinal Marc Ouellet was the most favored option of an Irish bookmaker, with odds of 11 to 4.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Feb 12, 2013 11:56 pm

R-Jack wrote:I don't know if Wags is a really a Catholic apologist.

I certainly don't apologize for pedophiles, Catholic or otherwise.

But I was raised Catholic and it was drilled into my head from day one. As soon as I was old enough to make my own decisions (as in, my mom couldn't make me go to church anymore and my dad was dead) I rejected it as rote non-sense.

But I also don't regret the education I got from Catholic schools, as opposed to the KCMO public school system which has been a joke for 50 years. I also don't regret knowing some of the teachers, students, parents, coaches and yes, priests I knew. Fine people, all.

I think this thread is another instance of his insatiable lust for being a humorless wet blanket...

Sorry, I fail to see the humor in bashing an entire faith culture that's been around for 2,000 years because of the actions of a relatively few deviants. I'm also not here to entertain you. Seeing some of the lame attempts at humor here, I'll pass.

Otoh, if you feel like engaging in "pull my finger" jokes, knock yourself out.

Van · Post by **Van** » Wed Feb 13, 2013 2:02 am

mvscal wrote:
Sudden Sam wrote: Why is this such a newsworthy event?
Because it hasn't happened in 600 years and only four times in 2,000 years. I'd say that qualifies as newsworthy.

Kinda like Cal going to a Rose Bowl.

Van · Post by **Van** » Wed Feb 13, 2013 2:05 am

War Hyphen wrote:non-sense

:?

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Wed Feb 13, 2013 3:13 am

War Wagon wrote:
Sorry, I fail to see the humor in bashing an entire faith culture that's been around for 2,000 years because of the actions of a relatively few deviants.

The same faith culture you just regarded as nonsense the first chance you got to think for yourself? That one? The culture you disregard and has happened to cover up decades of pedophillia? That's what's sacred?

I'm also not here to entertain you. Seeing some of the lame attempts at humor here, I'll pass.

Otoh, if you feel like engaging in "pull my finger" jokes, knock yourself out.

Yeah, we'll just stick with "no. You're an alter boy." Thanks for showing us how to keep it ~~KYOA~~ classy.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Wed Feb 13, 2013 3:55 am

Van - I'll allow that I'm hyphen challenged.

R-Jack - it's altar, not alter.

Cali public schools are no better that Missouri's, apparently.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Wed Feb 13, 2013 2:04 pm

War Wagon wrote:Sorry, I fail to see the humor in bashing an entire faith culture that's been around for 2,000 years because of the actions of a relatively few deviants.

Were it but a few deviants. Alas, the cover up was part of the crime. And the coverup went all the way to the pope.

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Wed Feb 13, 2013 6:40 pm

BSmack wrote:Were it but a few deviants. Alas, the cover up was part of the crime. And the coverup went all the way to the pope.

Coverups are, after all, THE Catholic way. They've been performing them for hundreds of years. And Wags, I actually believe R-Jack was correct in his spelling of "alter boy". You have to allow for the deviant nature of the "position" that alter boys assume when taking "communion" on the altar from their "heavenly fathers". Makes you wonder what those little white waffers are really made of.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Wed Feb 13, 2013 7:14 pm

Jay in Phoenix wrote: little white waffers

Well zey are...waffer-thin.

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Wed Feb 13, 2013 7:17 pm

War Wagon wrote:R-Jack - it's altar, not alter.

Auto-correct will get ya every time.

Cali public schools are no better that Missouri's, apparently.

You only have yourselves to blame for that. I went to a Catholic School up until high school. I didn't get baptized or join the church however, since I was able to think for myself at a much younger age than you. The only bummer was not being able to get in line for snacks during school mass. Anyway my first taste of public schooling was in the Richmond Unified where the Superintendent was one Walter Marks. To keep the story short, the man ran the Richmond Unified School District so deep into debt, they had no choice but to throw another $100 grand onto the pile to get him out.

So after this swindler gets bounced for bankrupting RUSD, what group of dipshits would even let this guy near a school with a Screwys mop?

You guessed it. Kansas City.

Bad enough RUSD didn't do enough research to see that this guy has left a trail of debt and possible embezzlement everywhere he went, but leave it to KC over themselves to bring this dope into their district. Three or four years later.........big shock. He's fired for a fraudulent medical leave, the district can't find a replacement because he left it such a mess and he was playing a shell game with the district money and funneling it to his wife.

Spot on take Wags. You are right. Cali public schools may be the worst in the state, but the people who cause the mess are welcome in Missouri with openly ignorant arms.

You may now go back to handwringing over people making fun of kiddy diddlers who play make believe in capes and pointy hats.

The pope is resigning because