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I can bestow Canadian Citizenship to you.

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As luck would have it, the Prime Minister's Office sent me a coupon book of 10 Canadian Citizenships.
It seems as though Immigration Canada is looking to attract immigrants with skills and education and they have a pilot program to give these "coupon books" to specially selected "goodwill ambassadors" ( I was one of the lucky ones).

http://www.cic.gc.ca/english/citizenship/index.asp

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So. There you have it. I've got 10 of these sweet tickets to freedom. First come, first serve.

Any takers?
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Francophones obtiendront une attention particulière.
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I'm in. I'll try to reunite Wolf Parade.
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I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
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You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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Done. Check your PM's.

9 to go...
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Papa Willie wrote:I could have used that in 1984.
When your local Sizzler stopped serving food in troughs?
kcdave wrote: Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
Derron wrote: Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:07 pm
You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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Would they let me bring my solar panels?
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Screw_Michigan wrote:
Papa Willie wrote:I could have used that in 1984.
When your local Sizzler stopped serving food in troughs?

Hey, c'mon Screw. That's not the Canadian way...

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Mikey wrote:Would they let me bring my solar panels?

Yes!

[smackaholic]Our government is quite happy to shovel tax dollars your way![/smackaholic]
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No thanks. I have been to Hamilton, Winnipeg, Yellowknife, Abbotsford and Hongcouver among others. None of those are places I would want to return to. I have had a good time in Montreal and Toronto but one gets damn tired of all the French in the former.
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hmmmm.
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Left Seater wrote:No thanks. I have been to Hamilton, Winnipeg, Yellowknife, Abbotsford and Hongcouver among others. None of those are places I would want to return to. I have had a good time in Montreal and Toronto but one gets damn tired of all the French in the former.
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This thread gets my triple "EH?" rating.
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88 wrote:Crikey, mate. I'd be honoured to accept a Canadian citizeship before downing a Foster's at the barbie! Long live AC/DC!
88's been drinking again. You can tell because he starts mixing up his british penal colonies.
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Mikey wrote:Would they let me bring my solar panels?
whataya mean MY?

US taxpayer property there, slim. Not worth it anyway as the average solar power is about .046% of what you get in local. No worries though as hydro quebec makes enough juice for all. I hear they sell their surplus to the A-rabs who are a little short on hydro-anything. This money pays for the free healthcare. You may want to put your paperwork in now though for the other hip, as you'll need to live to wolfie's age to get it.
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trev wrote:hmmmm.

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Does this include a lifetime fishing license?
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Mace wrote:Does this include a lifetime fishing license?

Sadly, no.

But if you're into seal hunting, March is "All-You-Can-Club-Month" in Newfoundland.
Seriously...how can you pass on that?
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Don't let those squishy, liberal PETA/Greenpeace homos tell you otherwise...

...SEALS ARE LIKE FUCKING RATS UP HERE!

I'm not kidding! If we didn't cull their population with crowbars and hockey sticks, they'd be knocking over garbage cans and chewing up wiring from Flin Flon to Banff!

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Martyred wrote:March is "All-You-Can-Club-Month"
fuckin' Marty :lol:
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Martyred wrote:
Mace wrote:Does this include a lifetime fishing license?

Sadly, no.

But if you're into seal hunting, March is "All-You-Can-Club-Month" in Newfoundland.
Seriously...how can you pass on that?
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:lol:

Sorry, but that's a deal breaker.
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smackaholic wrote:
US taxpayer property there, slim. Not worth it anyway as the average solar power is about .046% of what you get in local.
Yeah but 24 hours per day in the summer. Not so much in the winter, though. Prolly need a tracking system.
No worries though as hydro quebec makes enough juice for all. I hear they sell their surplus to the A-rabs who are a little short on hydro-anything.
I'm no expert but I think it takes wires to sell 'lectricity. You think they have some really big wires running from BC to Riyadh?
You may want to put your paperwork in now though for the other hip, as you'll need to live to wolfie's age to get it.
Already got both done on Blue Shield's dime. So I'm good there. What's the wait time for knees and shoulders?
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Mikey wrote:I'm no expert but I think it takes wires to sell 'lectricity. You think they have some really big wires running from BC to Riyadh?
I think the way they pull it off is they got a super tankers filled to the brim with double A batteries. One leaves St Johns, NB every wednesday, fully charged.
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smackaholic wrote:
Mikey wrote:I'm no expert but I think it takes wires to sell 'lectricity. You think they have some really big wires running from BC to Riyadh?
I think the way they pull it off is they got a super tankers filled to the brim with double A batteries. One leaves St Johns, NB every wednesday, fully charged.
You may actually have something there.
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