What happened to Dinsdale?

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sun Feb 24, 2013 11:52 pm

You know it's gotten bad when the best compliment you can pay him nowadays is that he's an "edgy Bob Vila."

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sun Feb 24, 2013 11:54 pm

It's so bad, I emailed Microsoft asking them to custom build me the world's most durable scroll wheel.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sun Feb 24, 2013 11:55 pm

Well, it's safe to say poptart didn't run him...

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sun Feb 24, 2013 11:59 pm

He's gotten so boring his "roommate" found his own apartment.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon Feb 25, 2013 12:06 am

Maybe his own awesomeness tipped over...and now he's trapped underneath it and can't reach his computer...

Did you ever consider that, you heartless monster?

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Mon Feb 25, 2013 12:24 am

It's so bad his square headed deck screws said "fuck this, we're out" and his porch collapsed into a pile of firewood.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon Feb 25, 2013 12:38 am

I sure hope U&L doesn't stand for Up And Left...

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Mon Feb 25, 2013 12:38 am

Dinsdale's dullness is so contagious, his microbrews dropped from 6% ABV to 3%.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Mon Feb 25, 2013 12:43 am

He ate a bad piece of raw salmon and turned into a nematode.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Mon Feb 25, 2013 12:44 am

Dinsdale is so boring that he was at a party with Mikey, and everybody flocked to Mikey.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon Feb 25, 2013 12:49 am

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Dinsdale is so boring that he was at a party with Mikey, and everybody flocked to Mikey.

Hold up...hold up...

Now that's just crazy talk. If you're going to go completely off the rails, I'm gonna bail from this thread.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Mon Feb 25, 2013 12:50 am

Papa Willie had a gun put to his head and was asked this question: Exercise for five minutes or talk to Dinsdale for five minutes? He ran a triathlon.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon Feb 25, 2013 12:58 am

I went to Wikipedia...there was an error loading the page with a hand drawn note that said:

"Back in 10"
Sincerely Dins

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Mon Feb 25, 2013 12:58 am

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Dinsdale is so boring that he was at a party with Mikey, and everybody flocked to Mikey.

I'm actually very magnetic in person and, doggone it, people like me.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon Feb 25, 2013 1:01 am

Mikey wrote:
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Dinsdale is so boring that he was at a party with Mikey, and everybody flocked to Mikey.
I'm actually very magnetic in person and, doggone it, people like me.

I'm actually very glad I have AdBlock for Firefox and, doggone it, I'm using it.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Mon Feb 25, 2013 1:10 am

Dinsdale went to an old folks home to talk about the weather. They wheeled away in boredom.

Mace · Post by **Mace** » Mon Feb 25, 2013 1:14 am

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Dinsdale went to an old folks home to talk about the weather. They wheeled away in boredom.

True fact. We did.

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Mon Feb 25, 2013 1:17 am

He's gotten so boring, TiC is telling him "man up bitch"

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Mon Feb 25, 2013 1:19 am

Dinsdale went to see Led Zepplin and they played nothing but Air France covers.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Mon Feb 25, 2013 1:22 am

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Dinsdale went to see Led Zepplin and they played nothing but Air France covers.

I see what you're doing here.

Dinsdale went to an opera and the singers fell asleep.

I got a million of 'em...

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Mon Feb 25, 2013 1:23 am

Meth freaks nod off talking to him.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Mon Feb 25, 2013 1:25 am

Dinsdale pulled up a chair into smackaholic's backyard. He died.

~sorry to veer off track~

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon Feb 25, 2013 1:26 am

Even B_Smack bailed out on the 6th hour of his 7 hour Pink Floyd show because Dins wouldn't leave chat.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Mon Feb 25, 2013 1:28 am

Dins can turn a cup of starbucks into a date rape drug.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon Feb 25, 2013 1:30 am

Dins met Zyclone at a party. It was the only time Zy ever refused to throw his arm around someone and have his picture taken.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Mon Feb 25, 2013 1:31 am

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Dinsdale pulled up a chair into smackaholic's backyard. He died.

~sorry to veer off track~

I'll bet if I hired him to sit under the deck and talk to that ~~ornamental grass~~ fukking weed, it would finally die.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon Feb 25, 2013 1:33 am

LTS accidentally opened a PM from Dins...

...he's now studying the Torah at Israel Yeshiva Academy.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Mon Feb 25, 2013 1:36 am

Mikey wrote:
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Dinsdale went to see Led Zepplin and they played nothing but Air France covers.
I see what you're doing here.

Dinsdale went to an opera and the singers fell asleep.

I got a million of 'em...

Dinsdale is so boring that when he moved in with Mikey the sun's rays peaced out and Mikey had to scrap his solar panels.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Mon Feb 25, 2013 1:38 am

Martyred wrote:Dins met Zyclone at a party. It was the only time Zy ever refused to throw his arm around someone and have his picture taken.

Dinsdale asked Jsc if he wanted to go on a fishing trip. Jsc faked a heart attack to get out of the situation.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon Feb 25, 2013 1:43 am

Dan J, Sick Fuck and Ocelot X once engaged Dinsdale in a "smack-off".

They ended up offering to "make the world a better place" and provide "a brighter tomorrow for our children".

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon Feb 25, 2013 1:47 am

Dinsdale started his own message board.

It was so dull, even Jesse The Rookie refused to spam it with self-promotion.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Mon Feb 25, 2013 1:49 am

It was closing time at the bar and Dins propositioned this dirty skank. She said, "No thanks, I'm here with AP."

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon Feb 25, 2013 1:55 am

Screw_Michigan onced walked into a laundry room and found Dins surrounded by an ocean of jizz.

He walked out the room slowly backwards and in refusing the mop-up job he explained:

"It's cool man...whatever...it's cool..."

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Mon Feb 25, 2013 2:10 am

Wolfman was lounging pool-side, drinking a case of Beast Lite, complaining about the country while waiting for his social security check to arrive. Then Dinsdale showed up. End of story.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Mon Feb 25, 2013 2:19 am

Dinsdale is so boring, he came across Wolfman's stolen 20 bucks and it instantly depreciated to 5 dollars.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon Feb 25, 2013 2:29 am

Dinsdale's only tattoo:

dins · Post by **dins** » Mon Feb 25, 2013 2:38 am

Most of you guys don't know what Real Fish smells like.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon Feb 25, 2013 2:50 am

dins wrote:Most of you guys don't know what Real Fish smells like.

Dinsdale is so unappealing, even the fake Dins trolls can't be bothered to put together a half-assed effort.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon Feb 25, 2013 2:50 am

P.S. 'sup Dee?

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Mon Feb 25, 2013 4:13 am

Dins joined the monestary and reached out to the elders on reaching nirvana.

This........

.....happened