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Is that expression a bunch of shit, or what?

What if your wife is just a bitch because you want to go to the strip club with your bro's?
Or conversely, what if your wife is happy, but life is an unbearable strain because your job sucks and your relatives ask you for money?

Not so cut and dry, is it?
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Yes marty, hetero relationships are rather complex and not for the timid. Better, you and Gordon live happily ever after ad not worry about any wife, happy or not.
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not complex at all... just remember that you married the bitch and that if momma' ain't happy, ain't nobody happy.
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Martyred wrote:Is that expression a bunch of shit, or what?

What if your wife is just a bitch because you want to go to the strip club with your bro's?
Or conversely, what if your wife is happy, but life is an unbearable strain because your job sucks and your relatives ask you for money?

Not so cut and dry, is it?
Just put a shotgun in your mouth and pull the trigger, and you will not have to worry about it any more, and we will not have to read your bleeding pussy sniveling.

Works for everyone.
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Well, well...look who showed up...

The members of the Cuckold Club.
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Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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KC Scott wrote:
Good luck finding that right one Marty - seriously
Trying, bro. :(

Are there any fish left in the sea?

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War Wagon wrote:if momma' ain't happy, ain't nobody happy.
If "momma ain't happy," just slap the teeth out of her head and "turn that frown upside down."
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This thread amuses me.
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R-Jack wrote:This thread amuses me.
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mvscal wrote:
War Wagon wrote:if momma' ain't happy, ain't nobody happy.
If "momma ain't happy," just slap the teeth out of her head and "turn that frown upside down."
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Martyred wrote:Will there ever be a rainbow?
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Martyred wrote:Are there any fish left in the sea?
You need to start working the Katy angle, bro. She's into tech-savvy Canucks with mod powers.
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
Martyred wrote:Are there any fish left in the sea?
You need to start working the Katy angle, bro. She's into tech-savvy Canucks with mod powers.

Who is this "Katy" you speak of? Is she hot?

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she's hot in that she'd probably burn your house down with you inside if you ever tried to break up with her
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Hmmm...that is troubling...
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