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For workers at CVS, body fat can be costly
The company will penalize employees $600 a year if they don't take part in its 'voluntary' wellness program.

http://money.msn.com/now/post.aspx?post ... 7cf6312cb4

Better slim down you fat fucks, otherwise pay the monetary price....
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Good for CVS. Fat asses and smokers are two of the major causes for
the rest of us having sky high insurance rates.
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Well this is just terrible. How dare employers weed out the less qualified mouth-breathers and those whose lifestyle choices make them a massive insurance risk!
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Papa Willie wrote:
kcdave wrote:Good for CVS. Fat asses and smokers are two of the major causes for
the rest of us having sky high insurance rates.

What if you're a fat-assed smoker like me?
Then you are costing me shitloads if I'm forced to insure you. I'd rather say fuck it and move on to the next candidate.
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Papa Willie wrote:
kcdave wrote:Good for CVS. Fat asses and smokers are two of the major causes for
the rest of us having sky high insurance rates.

What if you're a fat-assed smoker like me?
I saw you the other day at a convention I attended. I'll post the story later.
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Screw_Michigan wrote:
I saw you the other day at a convention I attended. I'll post the story later.
I'll be damned. Jizz moppers do have a union ? or did you need to get some CEU's to keep your jizz mopping certification current ?

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Nothing new and it has fukk all to do with being fat. You simply need to fill out a stupid survey. It's really kind of dumb. Not sure what the purpose is. At our company it is a 20 dollar a month charge if you don't do it.
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Jimmy Meds wrote: Then you are costing me shitloads if I'm forced to insure you. I'd rather say fuck it and move on to the next candidate.
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kcdave wrote:smokers are... major causes for
the rest of us having sky high insurance rates.


Got stats to back that up?

Since I can provide ones that show quite the opposite.

But what a great scam Big Pharma (and the ACS, and a few other grifters) have going. Since it's no longer PC to pick on ethnic groups or gays, and human nature dictates that as humans, we need to pick on someone, smokers have become the prefered target.

If a person spends their adult life as a heavy smoker (2+ packs a day, although those folks are few and far between), the chances of them dying of something other than lung cancer are still over 99%.

Anyone who looks at the published "stats" on smoking-related deaths/illnesses and doesn't laugh really needs to take a refresher course on basic math.

Remember -- the MAJORITY of non-smokers die from "smoking related illness"... if you miss a field goal, just move the goalposts to suit your agenda.

Now fat fucks, on the other hand... they actually do have a grossly increased risk of negative health repercussions.
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Seems to me that smokers and fat fucks tend to die earlier and don't require as much end of life care which is so catastrophically expensive.

The massive coronaries which poleax so many morbidly obese human garbage disposals don't cost your insurance one thin dime so shut the fuck up and offer a fatty another triple bacon cheeseburger with extra large fries.
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Yep..Bring on the Death panels!
We'll start with the fat fucks, smokers and geezers,
that'll leave the rest of us to worry about the psychos with AR-15's, gangsters and all the crazy "real time" shit.

Fuck CVS, I hope some dipshit employee goes postal in one of their stores, I would bet "mental health" isn't in their coverage.
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Y2K wrote:Fuck CVS, I hope some dipshit employee goes postal in one of their stores, I would bet "mental health" isn't in their coverage.
Ghetto CVS stores are like the Gitmos of convenience stores.
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I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
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You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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Screw_Michigan wrote:
Y2K wrote:Fuck CVS, I hope some dipshit employee goes postal in one of their stores, I would bet "mental health" isn't in their coverage.
Ghetto CVS stores are like the Gitmos of convenience stores.
So it's like tactical mopping for you? Your janitorial service minivan screeches up to the target and you do a combat roll out of the back, squeegee the jizz off the walls, ninja mop the floors and then "GETOO DAA CHOPAHHHH"?
Screw_Michigan wrote: Fri Apr 05, 2019 4:39 pmUnlike you tards, I actually have functioning tastebuds and a refined pallet.
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Yes.
kcdave wrote: Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
Derron wrote: Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:07 pm
You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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mvscal wrote: "GETOO DAA CHOPAHHHH"?


okay, I laughed



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Look, CVS just saved admin costs by doing it this way.

Tons of companies do this with a different spin. They raised prices for everyone and then offer incentives to complete these online surveys and basic health checks which take the cost back down to where it was.

CVS rather than upping everyone's cost just chose to charge only those who choose not to participate.

Zero difference.
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