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$1.00 Tequila Sunrise Night at Club Kiev...

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Petrus doubling down with his T1B money...

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"That TVO guy sure has some sharp toofers. ~sigh~"

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"Officer Pikkkle, quit giggling and let me get you outta there!"

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"Rolllllllll Tide!"

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L to R: Skank, (not pictured, "Dinsdale" tattoo across forehead)
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L to R: Anybody, Cuda, a Cuda/Imus shit troll trying to help him
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Cuda does not run the Imus troll. On the other hand, there's no doubt that YOU are a cross-dressing, alcoholic tranny.
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I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
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You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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Payback is a bitch mother fucker...take it all !


This is major tweakerville up in that hood.


http://www.oregonlive.com/washingtoncou ... rn_fo.html
Man repeatedly broke into barn for sex with horse, Washington County deputies say

Washington County Sheriff's Office

A Manning man is accused of sneaking into a barn within a mile of his house for at least seven months to have sex with a gelding horse.

Tony J. Hall-Rivas, 47, was arrested Wednesday afternoon at his home in the 47500 block of Northwest Sunset Highway after investigators linked his DNA to a hat found near the barn, said Sgt. Bob Ray, a Washington County Sheriff's Office spokesman.

Hall-Rivas was booked into the Washington County Jail on accusations of trespassing, burglary and sexual abuse of an animal, which is a misdemeanor.

"Over time, he became more brazen in his actions," Ray said. "Which is how we were able to obtain evidence that he left behind."

Deputies were aware of the abuse in October 2012 and believe it may have started a month earlier, Ray said. Hall-Rivas was chased off by the horse's owner on several occasions, but was never seen clearly enough to be identified.

Hall-Rivas allegedly broke into the barn late at night and early in the mornings to abuse the horse, Ray said. He added that detectives believe a second horse may have also been abused.
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Marry me??

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Screw_Michigan wrote: Fri Apr 05, 2019 4:39 pmUnlike you tards, I actually have functioning tastebuds and a refined pallet.
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Derron wrote:
Man repeatedly broke into barn for sex with horse, Washington County deputies say

Washington County Sheriff's Office

A Manning man is accused of sneaking into a barn within a mile of his house for at least seven months to have sex with a gelding horse.

Tony J. Hall-Rivas, 47, was arrested Wednesday afternoon at his home in the 47500 block of Northwest Sunset Highway after investigators linked his DNA to a hat found near the barn, said Sgt. Bob Ray, a Washington County Sheriff's Office spokesman.
I've always been convinced that no matter how butt ugly a person was, they could eventually get laid by someone....after seeing this douchebags picture, I think I may have changed my position...

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I mean, suppose he had to fill out a job application and they looked up his criminal background and found out he was a horse fucker....I'm guessing his odds of being hired would go down significantly
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I guess that having "sex that curls my toes" is out of the question.

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I don't care if she got no feet.

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Screw_Michigan wrote: Fri Apr 05, 2019 4:39 pmUnlike you tards, I actually have functioning tastebuds and a refined pallet.
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mvscal, showing knowledge of ancient baseball lore?

Nice.

Christ but Cobb looks absolutely psychotic. Even when smiling he can't help but appear straight-up John Wayne Gacy evil.
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He was just an intense competitor.
Screw_Michigan wrote: Fri Apr 05, 2019 4:39 pmUnlike you tards, I actually have functioning tastebuds and a refined pallet.
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Those eyes bespeak a little more than simple competitiveness. Jim Harbaugh is competitive. Pete Rose is competitive. Ty Cobb's eyes? They fairly hiss, "Fuck Almighty, I can't wait to eat your spleen."

If ever a guy was born to wear a black suit adorned with a slanted 'SS' logo, he's the one.
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Screw_Michigan wrote:Cuda does not run the Imus troll. On the other hand, there's no doubt that YOU are a cross-dressing, alcoholic tranny.
So you know for a fact Cuda isn't the owner of the shit troll? Really? How do you know that you turd-burgling, jizz-guzzling/mopping faggot?

Points for me for the "high end" homo smack that is above your level of any responses. I can also call you other mean names.

Man, I feel like I just gave you an ass-whoopin' for using homo smack. Can you reply in kind with an AP horribly wytched pic to really get me all upset? I mean, 6 years later... I'm a gonna crack at some point right?

Screwy, you asked to be put on my "list" awhile back didn't you? I want you to give me a good reason why I should do such a thing.
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