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Got a long way to go, fanboy.
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I don't know...who?

Looks to me like Leishman's leading.
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To correctly answer the question:

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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:To correctly answer the question:

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Does that guy have better knockers than Lefty, or what?
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Cue the annual sucking of Tigers crank by BSmack to win the Masters. Surprised it took this long for him to go to his knees and skin it back.
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Tiger is still on the course but 2 shots in back of Day right now. Definitely in good position to make a move on Saturday.
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Derron wrote:Cue the annual sucking of Tigers crank by BSmack to win the Masters. Surprised it took this long for him to go to his knees and skin it back.
I know. So sad Tiger is even in contention.
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Tiger is nearly always in contention. Even a Bad Tiger is still a contending Tiger.
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5 shots back on Saturday morning does not bode well for Tiger. Shocking. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Of course, he was going to be allowed to play. Tiger getting DQ'd on Saturday would send B and all the Tiger honks to the shower rod. Ratings matter.

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Van wrote:Tiger is nearly always in contention.
Who gives a fuck? Sergio Garcia is nearly always in contention too. With all this non-stop "HE'S BACK!" talk, he needs to actually win a major.
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No way they could DQ the guy when in the scorer's tent they told him he did the correct thing. They confirmed his score.
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That shot was money, except that pesky flag. That low, thin wedge had some serious RPMs on it -- fucker was going to check up and make a run at the hole.

Augusta has goofy rules about drops, and they seem to change them every year. It's his caddie's job to know all that shit beforehand. If'n I'm not mistaken, standard PGA/USGA rules say you can drop up to a club length from the original spot, no closer to the hole (could be mistaken). But Augusta puts on their own tourney, and they make their own rules.
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Dinsdale wrote:That shot was money, except that pesky flag. That low, thin wedge had some serious RPMs on it -- fucker was going to check up and make a run at the hole.

Augusta has goofy rules about drops, and they seem to change them every year. It's his caddie's job to know all that shit beforehand. If'n I'm not mistaken, standard PGA/USGA rules say you can drop up to a club length from the original spot, no closer to the hole (could be mistaken). But Augusta puts on their own tourney, and they make their own rules.
The USGA has also recently modified rule 33-7 making a DQ based of a TV viewer not so automatic..
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Dins, the rule in question is rule 26. This isn't specific to the Masters. The only part of this that is in fact local to the course is the location of the drop zone.

The rules covering drops aren't changed by the members of the club. They only change when the USGA and the Royal and Ancient say so.
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Goober McTuber wrote:Cheat at life. Cheat at Golf.

Shocking.
Welcome back you FAT fucking RETARD. Is your shit hockey program ready to become the bottoms of the Big 11?
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Screw_Michigan wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:Cheat at life. Cheat at Golf.

Shocking.
Welcome back you FAT fucking RETARD. Is your shit hockey program ready to become the bottoms of the Big 11?
So you take a tag I placed on a certain porcine KC denizen and hand it back to me? Circle of life and whatsuch.

Bucky made the tourney. Did Kalamazoo Tech? Go fuck yourself, mop-jockey.
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Derron wrote:
Of course, he was going to be allowed to play. Tiger getting DQ'd on Saturday would send B and all the Tiger honks to the shower rod. Ratings matter.
the rule was changed two years ago dumbass and it was unrelated to Woods, but rather to an incident at the British Open.....it was the R&A who initiated the rule change, not the USGA.....

the referee told him it was a legal drop, the rules committee ruled it was a legal drop, woods admitted he dropped it a couple of yards back during a television interview....does that sound like somebody trying to get away with something?

Nick Faldo should just shut the fuck up and do what he does best, criticize other players and continually stick his foot up his own ass.....
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Nick Faldo should just shut the fuck up and do what he does best, criticize other players and continually stick his foot up his own ass.....
Kind of like you do ? Drop him an e mail and offer your coaching services. Raising the suckage factor is what you are very good at.
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so did B-Monica welsh on another bet or not? Wolfman wants to know
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Cuda wrote:so did B-Monica welsh on another bet or not?

:meds:

Is water wet?

Oh, come on...
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Adam Scott is so dang hot.
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trev wrote:Adam Scott is so dang hot.
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trev wrote:Adam Scott is so dang hot.

You spelled Martyred wrong again.

Try not spilling your crantinis on your keyboard.
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Derron wrote:Raising the suckage factor is what you are very good at.
ouch, that hurt

dry your tears bud, the game of golf survived this (non) travesty
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Have a nice life, sweetheart. You're dead to me.
There is beauty everywhere, dearheart. Beauty is indeed in the eye of the beholder.
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Sell crazy someplace else, sister. You want that little putz? He makes your heart go pitter-patter? Fine. I know where my bread is buttered...

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Goober McTuber wrote: Bucky made the tourney. Did Kalamazoo Tech? Go fuck yourself, mop-jockey.
WMU barely missed the tourney and will certainly be back next year. While on the other hand, the days of power programs dominating college hockey are deader than your sex life. Unless "power" programs like Wisky don't mind being power bottoms.
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the days of power programs dominating college hockey are deader than your sex life.

Have to agree here. Yale vs. Quinnipiac? Come on now. I see the coach at my alma mater, U of Maine, got the axe. Hope they still come down here for that Christmas tournament.
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What's that got to do with gays?
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Wolfman wrote: the days of power programs dominating college hockey are deader than your sex life.

Have to agree here. Yale vs. Quinnipiac? Come on now. I see the coach at my alma mater, U of Maine, got the axe. Hope they still come down here for that Christmas tournament.
Maine is a partner on that Ft Myers tournament, Wolfie.
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