Toddowen wants to come back

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Tue Apr 16, 2013 7:01 pm

Is this amusing to you?

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Tue Apr 16, 2013 7:03 pm

P.S. ~ I'm still backing "Team Scott"...but barely...

Van · Post by **Van** » Tue Apr 16, 2013 7:14 pm

He was never banned in the first place, right? So what's the problem? Of course he can come back. Just tell him to stop going out of his way to gay up Toontown.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Tue Apr 16, 2013 7:22 pm

Oh, Van...your child-like innocence has an almost endearing quality...

No, my friend. Things are far more complicated than that.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Tue Apr 16, 2013 7:26 pm

The hands of time never turn back...

My son turned ten just the other day
He said, "Thanks for the ball, Dad, come on let's play
Can you teach me to throw", I said "Not today
I got a lot to do", he said, "That's ok"
And he walked away but his smile never dimmed
And said, "I'm gonna be like him, yeah
You know I'm gonna be like him"

:cry: x 1 000 000

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Tue Apr 16, 2013 8:00 pm

Who gives a fat, fucking lemur cock?

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Tue Apr 16, 2013 8:05 pm

I don't consider myself to be among Todd's "peers", so I'll refrain from rendering an opinion.

Sirfindafold · Post by **Sirfindafold** » Tue Apr 16, 2013 8:07 pm

KC Scott wrote:Toddowen wants to come on my back

fixed.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Tue Apr 16, 2013 8:30 pm

KC Scott wrote:I'm inclined to be the forgiving sort and let him back in

You told him he could be mod of the new Showtunes forum didn't you?

Carson · Post by **Carson** » Tue Apr 16, 2013 11:47 pm

Martyred wrote:P.S. ~ I'm still backing "Team Scott"...but barely...

You should get behind Scott before he gets behind you.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Wed Apr 17, 2013 12:42 am

Carson wrote:
Martyred wrote:P.S. ~ I'm still backing "Team Scott"...but barely...
You should get behind Scott before he gets behind you.

Don't do this Carson...

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Wed Apr 17, 2013 1:57 am

Papa Willie wrote:I like pretty naked women and fine sounding stereos. Nothing else.

You forgot troughs at Sizzler.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Wed Apr 17, 2013 2:20 am

I have taught you well, my junk-bond Jedi.

Carson · Post by **Carson** » Wed Apr 17, 2013 2:58 am

Gee Scott, you're so talented:

Nothing strange here. Nope.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Wed Apr 17, 2013 9:43 pm

Congratulations, Scott.

~ your are a skilled diplomat and I tip my hat to you ~

Toddowen · Post by **Toddowen** » Wed Apr 17, 2013 9:47 pm

KC Scott wrote:
After poisoning my Cat, Todd asked admin to delete his account and all of his posts.

You can always get another one, Scott.

That's the double-edged sword of cats. For better and for worse, there's always another.

Toddowen · Post by **Toddowen** » Wed Apr 17, 2013 10:18 pm

Van wrote:Just tell him to stop going out of his way to gay up Toontown.

But I have so much to offer there.

Toddowen · Post by **Toddowen** » Wed Apr 17, 2013 10:56 pm

mvscal wrote:Who gives a fat, fucking lemur cock?

A good question. And one that I'm glad that you of all people should ask.

That fat, fucking lemur cock might think that Todd needed time off in the basement, was upset that Poptart left, quit smoking, needed to devote more energy and hours into work, had to repair the home after numerous weather related events, was gathering up a cache of pressure cookers and ammo, or was on the neverending cat search and destroy sortie.

But the real reason was that I knew the prevailing wind was going to blow a shitstorm of election '12 celebration from the likes of Jsc, Bsmack, Felix, DiS, Smackie, Screwie, MGO, and the all the rest. I could not read the nonstop political threads leading up to the election. It was getting to be downright nausiating.

I mean, I knew that I wasn't going to vote for one single winning candidate even on the municipal level. After all, I live in CT. and know how this place votes. I needed some time to empty the contents of my digestive tract. Simple as that. The bathroom is a more suitable place for that than in front of the computer. So I decided to take some time off and wait for the bile to stay put and do its job.

I didn't even check in on the board the whole time I was gone. Didn't lurk once. I had to wait until I felt somewhat recovered.

I mean, really. I would leave just because Poptart did? I enjoy reading his post and all, and I wish he too would return. But there was a more pressing proverbial boot in the butt that was directing me towards the door.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Wed Apr 17, 2013 11:24 pm

What is up with all you republitard drama queens who take your ball and go home when things don't go your way, or when the content here doesn't suit your narrow-minded view? Wolfman did the same thing before inevitably crawling back like the broken down old man he is. At least poptart and Diogenes showed some true ~~butthurt~~ conviction by leaving for good.

If you're looking for a jr. high clique with no strife, difference of opinion and plentiful reach-arounds here you go: www.thetrolls.net

Toddowen · Post by **Toddowen** » Wed Apr 17, 2013 11:32 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:What is up with all you republitard drama queens who take your ball and go home when things don't go your way, or when the content here doesn't suit your narrow-minded view? Wolfman did the same thing before inevitably crawling back like the broken down old man he is. At least poptart and Diogenes showed some true ~~butthurt~~ conviction by leaving for good.

If you're looking for a jr. high clique with no strife, difference of opinion and plentiful reach-arounds here you go: http://www.thetrolls.net

I left long before November. I think it was August.

I just have a heightened sense of the onset of foul weather and prepare my abode accordingly.

Just wait until you are left seated at the table by a rude waiter who promises to be right back with your meal of crow stewed in shit sauce. Are you going to wait aroud for it?

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Wed Apr 17, 2013 11:36 pm

To harken back to an old axiom: Post. Don't post. Nobody gives a fuck.

Toddowen · Post by **Toddowen** » Thu Apr 18, 2013 12:25 am

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:To harken back to an old axiom: Post. Don't post. Nobody gives a fuck.

That doesn't hold true for everyone. Nor should it.

And in that spirit I will offer this. I missed you, MGO. Really I did.

I thought I could do without the well written post that I've read here, even though I often didn't agree with them and felt like lining a lot of the folks here up in line before a firing squad. I thought I could get by on my daily allowence of conversing on the internet by remarking on youtube about the latest events or music or hatred of cats and such. But it is too easy to slap the shit out of vegetarian tards from the Eastern Europe who rely on a translator to get their point across. While it might be fun for a little while, it doesn't offer much of a challenge. It beomes like an episode of Twilight Zone that I remember where some con artist died to find that the cards were all falling his way and that there was no longer any thrill to winning. What he thought had been heaven turned out to be hell.

Yes, MGO. I trully did miss you. All of you.

Van · Post by **Van** » Thu Apr 18, 2013 1:10 am

You missed all of Mgo? Dammit, I thought we agreed that you would stop going out of your way to gay up the place?

Toddowen · Post by **Toddowen** » Thu Apr 18, 2013 1:26 am

Some parts of MGO I missed more than others.

You too, Van. There were parts of you that I just wanted to cuddle up with late at night after I got off from work and just carress out a nice little cyber response to.

But don't feel chosen or special in any way. I have a lot of love to spread around here for all. Is R-Jack still an uncorraled cowboy, BTW?

But since you and others are somewhat concerned, I promise I'll stop gaying up Toontown {even though that is an extremely gay name for a radioshow, imo}.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu Apr 18, 2013 1:31 am

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:What is up with all you republitard drama queens?

2 inane questions in 2 days, will you go for the trolling trifecta tomorrow?

I realize you're just trying to gin up traffic like a cop at a 4-way stop with an itchy ticket finger, but c'mon.

You want to target "stupid" you say?

'nuff said.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Thu Apr 18, 2013 2:57 am

Dude...I thought we were bros?

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Thu Apr 18, 2013 2:59 am

Toddowen · Post by **Toddowen** » Thu Apr 18, 2013 3:07 am

Place fist there? Sure....that works too :wink:

Toddowen · Post by **Toddowen** » Thu Apr 18, 2013 3:37 am

While on a ME thread, I might as well also mention that I'm not usually home on weekday nights. But this night is different because it is my 50th birthday. Well birthnight actually, and only for 30 more minutes.

Took the night off with accrued PTO time. Not to celebrate. But mostly to make sure that nothing goes wrong. Who wants things to be loused up at work especially on their B-day?

And I guess you could also say that I am celebrating since I've opened a few bottles of this-

Someone I work with from the Netherlands told me that I had never tried beer until I had Weihenstephaner. A mighty bold statement.

I tried my first one with the thought that no matter how much I liked it that I would dismiss it as skunk juice.
But he was right. This stuff is the very definition of beer. What it was meant to be in its idealized state.

Very highly reccomended.

Van · Post by **Van** » Thu Apr 18, 2013 7:45 am

'Bavaricum' just sounds crazy decadent. I'm talking Caligula decadent, only with lederhosen.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Thu Apr 18, 2013 9:41 am

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:What is up with all you republitard drama queens who take your ball and go home when things don't go your way, or when the content here doesn't suit your narrow-minded view? Wolfman did the same thing before inevitably crawling back like the broken down old man he is. At least poptart and Diogenes showed some true ~~butthurt~~ conviction by leaving for good.

If you're looking for a jr. high clique with no strife, difference of opinion and plentiful reach-arounds here you go: http://www.thetrolls.net

I think that's the definition of all those reverse tolerance memes we've been seeing all over facebook. Because conservatives, in all their actions, are truly tolerant.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Thu Apr 18, 2013 10:14 am

Toddowen wrote:I knew the prevailing wind was going to blow a shitstorm of election '12 celebration from the likes of...Smackie

Link?

I'll stop gaying up Toontown {even though that is an extremely gay name for a radioshow, imo}

I'm open to suggestions. This oughtta be good.

The Seer · Post by **The Seer** » Thu Apr 18, 2013 1:37 pm

Toddowen wrote:Place fist there? Sure....that works too :wink:

Mace · Post by **Mace** » Thu Apr 18, 2013 3:16 pm

The Seer wrote:
Toddowen wrote:Place fist there? Sure....that works too :wink:

Aren't we supposed to put these (!) around the topic title when we post this kind of picture?

Terry in Crapchester · Thu Apr 18, 2013 4:11 pm

Toddowen wrote:But the real reason was that I knew the prevailing wind was going to blow a shitstorm of election '12 celebration from he likes of Jsc, Bsmack, Felix, DiS, Smackie, Screwie, MGO, and the all the rest. I could not read the nonstop political threads leading up to the election. It was getting to be downright nausiating.

I'll leave the spellcheck for Dins. But if you truly think that the majority of this board is pro-Obama, then you and I must be reading different boards. In fact, if I had been trapped in a cave, with this board as my only source of communication with the outside world, I would've sworn that Rmoney was gonna win in a landslide. Fortunately I wasn't, and so I didn't.

Welcome back, btw.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Fri Apr 19, 2013 12:41 am

The Seer wrote:
Toddowen wrote:Place fist there? Sure....that works too :wink:

7,2,3,1,4,5,6

--Mace

Mace · Post by **Mace** » Fri Apr 19, 2013 1:07 am

Thanks, mvscal, but were you using the Van method of ranking or that of the rest of the board?

Toddowen · Post by **Toddowen** » Fri Apr 19, 2013 1:19 am

Van wrote:'Bavaricum' just sounds crazy decadent. I'm talking Caligula decadent, only with lederhosen.

I know you claim not to have ever tried any alcoholic beverage. But if you ever get around to trying beer, you would do well to start with weihenstephaner.

The stuff is just flawless. It would be a sin for someone to just chug it down only for a buzz. And it adheres to the strict German code of brewing purity. There's a noticable lack of hangover the next morning.

The stuff is also very expensive. I pay $3.50 per 16.9 oz bottle. And apparently that is a steal.

Give a shoutout to Mace, Terry, Nick Friscolicious, Spray, Wags, and any others I may have missed

Toddowen · Post by **Toddowen** » Fri Apr 19, 2013 1:29 am

Instead of editing, I think a seperate reply is more fitting to ask...

Where is Goober and AP?

I fully expected the two of them to be the tag team pile-on protagonist in my return here.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Fri Apr 19, 2013 1:44 am

Jsc810 wrote:
Papa Willie wrote:She'll be pushing 70 once she gets in - add to that that her brain almost blew up.
Should Hillary decide not to run, there's someone else who can fill her shoes.

And just who the fuck is that bitch?

Those of us not worshiping liberal political cunts just do not know them on sight like you lib toe lickers do.