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What do you call a masturbating bull?

Beef Strokin'-off
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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“It is usually futile to try to talk facts and analysis to people who are enjoying a sense of moral superiority in their ignorance.”
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“Left Seater” wrote:So charges are around the corner?
9/27/22
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Martyred wrote:What do you call a masturbating bull?

Beef Strokin'-off
How's the veal?
Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Fri Apr 05, 2019 4:39 pmUnlike you tards, I actually have functioning tastebuds and a refined pallet.
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mvscal wrote:
Martyred wrote:What do you call a masturbating bull?

Beef Strokin'-off
How's the veal?

Sincerely, Diego

ftfy
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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Once upon a time, a beautiful Princess was walking through the woods when she stumbled upon a frog. But unlike other fairy tales, this was an extremely ugly frog. In fact it was the ugliest frog this Princess had ever seen and she said, "My God, but you are really ugly." "I know," said the frog, "But the horrible spell put on me was by a really mean witch." The Princess continued, "Yes, well I've seen spells put on frogs before, but none as repulsive as you." "Okay", replied the frog, "you don't have to rub it in. I can't help it." "Nevertheless, if I kiss you, will you turn back into a handsome prince?" asked the Princess. The frog replied, "To be honest, a spell this bad will probably require a blow job."
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Jesus and Moses bump into each other in Heaven and begin to reminisce. Moses says, "It's been years since I've parted a sea." So he raised his hands and parted a sea and said, "Hey, that was fun." Then Jesus said, "It's been a long time since I walked on water", so he stepped into the sea and began to walk on water but after about 10 feet, he began to sink so he scrambled back to the shore. Upset, he tried again but again, after only a few feet he began to sink. Jesus felt frustrated and said to Moses, "I don't understand why I can't walk on water. I've done it before." Moses replied, "Yeah, but that was before you had holes in your feet."
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God Awful.
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kcdave wrote: ↑Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
Derron wrote: ↑Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:07 pm
You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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Awful
kcdave wrote: ↑Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
Derron wrote: ↑Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:07 pm
You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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Scripted joke guy? I know, brah.
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He's sucking his own penis...AND a reach around.

Awful.
kcdave wrote: ↑Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
Derron wrote: ↑Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:07 pm
You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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Screw_Michigan wrote:He's sucking his own penis...AND a reach around.

I'm jealous
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