Global Macro Economics - a primer for Darren & Spray

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Mon May 06, 2013 1:54 pm

Spray won't be by, no mention of food in the subject.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon May 06, 2013 2:33 pm

smackaholic corporation ~ You have two cwos'. Each cwos' produces 1 gallon of milk per day. You are very proud of your 3 gallon daily milk production

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon May 06, 2013 2:36 pm

War Wagon corporation ~ You have two cows. They're both gym teachers on the same softball team. You are oblivious to the strange moo-ing that emmanates from your barn every night. You will never hold a calf.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon May 06, 2013 2:38 pm

KC Scott corporation ~ You have two bulls. You can't stop from commenting on how "lean" the beef is.

Mace · Post by **Mace** » Mon May 06, 2013 2:39 pm

Mace has two cows and they're both stump broke.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon May 06, 2013 2:39 pm

B_Smack corporation ~ You have two cows. You sell one to Wolfman. He never recieves the order. The cheque gets cashed, none the less.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon May 06, 2013 2:42 pm

Dins ~ You pick up two skank cows in some seedy auction house. Did I ever tell you that the U&L is heaven on Earth? Wow...just, wow...

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon May 06, 2013 2:44 pm

Atomic Punk corporation ~ You have a cow...or a bull...uhhh...cow...ummm...Just be glad you're not him okay? Also, all mirrors in the stable are milk stained.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon May 06, 2013 2:46 pm

Diego corporation ~ You have a calf...

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon May 06, 2013 2:51 pm

trev corporation ~ You meet a handsome, good looking Canadian cattle rancher...life is beautiful...

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon May 06, 2013 2:52 pm

Mikey corporation ~ Your cows graze on gubmint land at the fukken taxpayers expense.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon May 06, 2013 2:55 pm

Smackie Chan corporation ~ Your cows graze in marijuana field. You give the milk and milk products to cancer patients. You're a good farmer and you rock the mic every Friday at the barn.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon May 06, 2013 2:58 pm

toddowen corporation ~ You have a cow and it's calf. The calf has sex with it's mother while watching Bette Davis movies and wearing ladies shoes. Will eventually be marinated to the point of being inedible.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon May 06, 2013 3:02 pm

mvscal corporation ~ When faced with criticism from other ranchers, you bombard them with profanities. The mvscal corporation way of raising cattle is THE ONLY WAY, you dumbfuck.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon May 06, 2013 3:04 pm

Screw_Michigan corporation ~ You live in DC (District Of Cows)...we know...we know...

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon May 06, 2013 3:06 pm

poptart corporation ~ You sell the milk to a local dairy that, against your wishes, turns it into chocolate milk. Outraged, you take your cows to graze in another pasture. No one notices.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Mon May 06, 2013 3:19 pm

missjo Corporation - Cows deemed to be udderly unnecessary.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon May 06, 2013 3:20 pm

Please...just stick to songs...okey dokey?

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Mon May 06, 2013 3:35 pm

Martyred wrote:Please...just stick to songs...okey dokey?

Just lending a much-needed hand, since you jumped the shark after AP Corp.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon May 06, 2013 3:53 pm

I'll let Mgo be the judge of that...

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Mon May 06, 2013 4:44 pm

Martyred wrote:War Wagon corporation ~ You have two cows. They're both gym teachers on the same softball team. You are oblivious to the strange moo-ing that emmanates from your barn every night. You will never hold a calf.

You left out the part where one has to be put down after snapping a leg tripping over a garden tool.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Mon May 06, 2013 4:45 pm

Mace wrote:Mace has two cows and they're both stump broke.

Rack Mace and anyone that knows what "stump broke" is.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Mon May 06, 2013 7:14 pm

Lets turd Corp- Lets turd has a successful dairy operation going. One day after refusing a buyout offer from the Lowenstein Dairy Kibbutz across town, a 767 (allegedly) crashes into his barn, taking out the entire operation.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon May 06, 2013 7:17 pm

smackaholic wrote:(allegedly)

nice

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon May 06, 2013 8:51 pm

KC Scott wrote:We haven't archived anything in a while

This thread has potential

Thanks for nominating your own thread for the archive.

I guess someone had to.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon May 06, 2013 8:52 pm

I'm sorry for the snippy tone, Scott...I'm on auto-pilot.

:|

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Mon May 06, 2013 9:54 pm

Martyred wrote:I'm sorry for the snippy tone, Scott...I'm on auto-pilot.

:|

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Mon May 06, 2013 10:20 pm

R-Jack corporation: You're in the market for two cows after a takeover of your stable enterprise.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Tue May 07, 2013 12:35 am

R-Jack wrote:R-Jack corporation: You're in the market for two cows after a takeover of your stable enterprise.

I endorse this business plan.

Sin,

Slobbering Sam

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Tue May 07, 2013 12:38 am

Screw_Michigan wrote:
R-Jack wrote:R-Jack corporation: You're in the market for two cows after a takeover of your stable enterprise.
I endorse this business plan.

Sin,

Slobbering Sam

I don't even know what this means...
:?

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Tue May 07, 2013 1:20 am

Martyred wrote:Diego corporation ~ You have a calf...

That might be the only Diego reset I ever LOL'd at.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue May 07, 2013 1:41 am

Martyred corporation: you have two cows and neither will produce milk. You hurl rocks at them until they become enraged and chase you back into the house... where you start throwing rocks at anybody who innocently happens by on T1B until they flee to .net, culling the T1B herd.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Tue May 07, 2013 1:48 am

War Wagon wrote:Martyred corporation: You have two cows. Instead of milk, these cows give champagne...but the retarded chimps at TheOneFarmer'sMarket don't realise how good they've got it until Ol' Farmer Marty dies of Lyme Disease...

...or Lou Gehrig's disease........we're not quite sure yet.... :cry:

ftfy

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Tue May 07, 2013 1:48 am

Wags corp- Both your cows are made in america and lesbian. Nothing they say makes any fukking sense at all. And they listen exclusively to foghat and mtH.

edit- I had my shit bands mixed up. I think it was BtS.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Tue May 07, 2013 1:51 am

sweet joseph and mary

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Tue May 07, 2013 1:52 am

Go coogs corp- He has 2 cows. He married the larger one.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Tue May 07, 2013 1:54 am

Wolfie corp. He has two cows. They both give beast light on tap.

LTS TRN 2 · Post by **LTS TRN 2** » Tue May 07, 2013 3:45 am

What about an Israeli corporation...?

First you get the U.S. to give you thousands of cows for free, then you murder the American president and blackmail the entire congress..then you start wars, sell weapons, create "false fire" incidents to promote a constant state of hysterical fear, and then sell the cows to the Arabs.

What?

Terry in Crapchester · Tue May 07, 2013 12:54 pm

Perk Corp. You have a cow and a bull. The cow is considerably taller than the bull. The cow first crouches to make herself appear to be the bull's size, then fucks the bull non-stop for an entire weekend, then tells the bull he's too short for her.

Sudden Sam Corp. Your bull goes through 3 cows, all of whom are at least 30 years younger than the bull. The second cow has Mad Cow Disease.

Screwy Corp. You have a bull but no cow. Your bull mocks the bulls owned by other corporations who have cows for mates, claiming that those bulls are pussy-whipped. The reality, however, is that no cow wants your bull.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Tue May 07, 2013 4:19 pm

Mikey, Inc: