Well, I suppose being carjacked could be considered exciting
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You fuggen gotta be kidding me. Wonder where Dtown and Cleveland came in?
You fuggen gotta be kidding me. Wonder where Dtown and Cleveland came in?
mvscal wrote:The only precious metals in a SHTF scenario are lead and brass.
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Oakland is not without its charm. Of course it's also not without its rapes, murders and drugs.
There's parts of Oakland I would be cool with living. Safe to say walking distance to an A's game is not one of those places.
There's parts of Oakland I would be cool with living. Safe to say walking distance to an A's game is not one of those places.
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The other side of the bridge would be OK.R-Jack wrote:There's parts of Oakland I would be cool with living. Safe to say walking distance to an A's game is not one of those places.
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oakland california? living the life of luxury in this quaint single family dwelling

seriously, $362,000 for that steaming pile of dogshit......the conglomeration of high voltage power lines set just off the right side really makes this place sizzle

seriously, $362,000 for that steaming pile of dogshit......the conglomeration of high voltage power lines set just off the right side really makes this place sizzle
get out, get out while there's still time
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That is a state of the art drug den. A true investment piece
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Re: Well, I suppose being carjacked could be considered exci
another "timeless" classic (72 yr old house) at $525,000 or $326/sf? WTF is there a gold mine underneath the house

here's what $525,000 will buy you around here.....


granted, those neighborhoods don't have the same quaint characteristics as I'm sure the Oakland neighborhood has (meth production and gun play are non existent) but jezus palamino, is the thrill of potentially being shot every time you drive through the neighborhood really worth $326/sf?

here's what $525,000 will buy you around here.....


granted, those neighborhoods don't have the same quaint characteristics as I'm sure the Oakland neighborhood has (meth production and gun play are non existent) but jezus palamino, is the thrill of potentially being shot every time you drive through the neighborhood really worth $326/sf?
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Damn, even Casa De Smack might be worth 60 or 70K in Oakland.
mvscal wrote:The only precious metals in a SHTF scenario are lead and brass.
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If by gold mine, you mean a handful of dead gangbangers with gold teef, then, yeah, I would say there is a good chance of it.Felix wrote:another "timeless" classic (72 yr old house) at $525,000 or $326/sf? WTF is there a gold mine underneath the house
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mvscal wrote:The only precious metals in a SHTF scenario are lead and brass.
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It does add to the excitement.Felix wrote:those neighborhoods don't have the same quaint characteristics as I'm sure the Oakland neighborhood has (meth production and gun play are non existent) but jezus palamino, is the thrill of potentially being shot every time you drive through the neighborhood really worth $326/sf?
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Re: Well, I suppose being carjacked could be considered exci
For your house? I'd say that's a pretty good bounty.smackaholic wrote:Damn, even Casa De Smack might be worth 60 or 70K in Oakland.
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Oakland is one of the scariest cities I've ever been through......ended up there entirely by accident trying to find my way to San Leandro and was afraid to stop and ask anybody how to get out....Smackie Chan wrote:It does add to the excitement.Felix wrote:those neighborhoods don't have the same quaint characteristics as I'm sure the Oakland neighborhood has (meth production and gun play are non existent) but jezus palamino, is the thrill of potentially being shot every time you drive through the neighborhood really worth $326/sf?
it looked like there were gangbangers on every street corner.....I sure the term "California Stop" (where you roll through a stop sign without ever coming to a complete stop) originated in Oakland....I'm sure I didn't even slow down at some of those controlled intersections....
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I have a son who lives there. He loves it, saying he's known for a decade that it's the most "exciting" city in the country as well as one of the most diverse. While diversity in and of itself is not necessarily a positive attribute and likely does, in fact, account for high crime rates and other unsavory statistics, some folks welcome it with arms more open than others. He's not a gangbanger nor does he pack heat, and has never mentioned living in fear there, although I'm sure he knows the neighborhoods to stay away from.Felix wrote:Oakland is one of the scariest cities I've ever been through
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At that price it better come with a torture chamber and a few sex slaves.Felix wrote:seriously, $362,000 for that steaming pile of dogshit......the conglomeration of high voltage power lines set just off the right side really makes this place sizzle
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Re: Well, I suppose being carjacked could be considered exci
Rack.
One of those basements under the basement dealios like in Silence of the Lambs.
One of those basements under the basement dealios like in Silence of the Lambs.
mvscal wrote:The only precious metals in a SHTF scenario are lead and brass.
Re: Well, I suppose being carjacked could be considered exci
~pfffft~ Maybe just barely...and only if you shoved the barrel of your .357 up my quivering asshole while I listen to Judy Garland records on my 78 speed gramophone and you pull the trigger at the precise moment when I ejaculate.Well, I suppose being carjacked could be considered exciting
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mvscal wrote:The only precious metals in a SHTF scenario are lead and brass.
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I am a bit sick of Alec's thread. It's not like we ALL haven't seen tens of thousands of images of naked women posing in all sorts of manners doing all kinds of acts.KC Scott wrote:Now we know why Tardowen doesn't like the Alec thread, but continues to buy Jergens by the gallon
OK, Alec...naked women. Whip-D-Do...we get it.
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